This thread will be even more irrelevant than it already is within a couple weeks for a handful of reasons.
1) Alabama will probably fuck up real bad and show their asses against Florida, a team that was probably really hung over when they lost to Ole Miss. But now Urban Meyer has put the fear of god in them, and Tim Tebow is gonna murder some Alabama pussies in the SEC Championship. Alabama just BARELY beat LSU, a team with NO QUARTERBACK, imagine how poorly they'll do against a really strong, well-rounded team with arguably one of the top 2 or 3 QB's in the country, if not the history of college football.
2) Supposing they do beat Florida, they've got to worry about Texas, not Texas Tech. Oklahoma is going to blow Tech to pieces in Norman. Both of Tech's bigtime wins have been at home in front of rabid crowds. The scene at OU is going to fuck with them and deflate their defense. If OU can contain the screen passes they use in lieu of a running game, it's over. They will have been made truly one-dimensional. Texas would have beaten them if the game had been played in Austin, and OU will be them because the game is in Norman, end of story. When that happens, Texas will go ahead to the Big 12 championship and beat Missouri or whatever shitty North team they put in there this year. Then they'll go ahead and win the National Championship, because they don't lose bowl games.
Seriously though, you're from Atlanta, you're the biggest bandwagoner ever. Do you just jump onboard with whatever stupid SEC team is doing well that year as soon as it becomes obvious that Georgia is overrated and won't make it to a BCS game? Pull Alabama's dick out of your ass, be a man, and accept the fact that your favorite teams aren't going to win every year. God, I bet you like the fucking Red Sox and the Patriots and Manchester United as well...
"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut."
-Ken Griffey Jr. on what it feels like to break your groin.
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