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austinvt
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Nov 19 2008 1:41AM
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VTtreeskier
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Haha i saw that episode, funniest shit id seen in quite some time
Nov 19 2008 1:43AM
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fsscott
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repost but still that kid shralps so hard
Nov 19 2008 1:48AM
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Billek
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Thats next years' G-Suit prototype. Nice to see it can fit normally, but I hope the largest sizes are like this years'.
Nov 19 2008 2:08AM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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new scott vail?? anyone?
Nov 19 2008 2:12AM
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[MEGAMO]
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hahaha all last weekend me and my buddy were saying that on the mountain.

I WAS BORN TO GO FAST!!!
Nov 19 2008 2:23AM
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snowboardersrule
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theres no way that was real.
Nov 19 2008 2:46AM
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[MEGAMO]
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i think like 2/3 of the show is scripted. except for that one part with the kid with the lower leg turned 180 degrees. that was nasty
Nov 19 2008 2:59AM
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hellomynameisjef
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cops on skis
whats not to like
Nov 19 2008 7:17AM
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GreenStezz
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"im born to go fast"..........
Nov 19 2008 7:43AM
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scofield
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Ski Patrol is the best show on tv, hands down.
Nov 19 2008 8:55AM
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SkierX
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Absolutely.
Nov 19 2008 8:59AM
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rds4
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my brother and I actually had are lift tickets taken away last year at are local mountian because we were going "to fast" in a "slow" zone.  biggest bullshit ever.

Nov 19 2008 9:04AM
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CooksCorner
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It probably is dude. I grew up skiing Blue Mountain (its in Pennsylvania) and the ski patrol there are out of control. It's more of a theme park than a mountain.
Nov 19 2008 10:25AM
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Jballz
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iiiizzze bown to goew faeest!!!!!
why do they call a life flight in every episode
Nov 19 2008 12:11PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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HAHAHA
ive never seen a kid look like that on the mountain, and secondly, ive never seen ski patrol write a ticket, thirdly, i would never stop, i wouldnt hear them, i would have headphones and theres nothing they can say. lastly, are ski patrol like that anywhere?
Nov 19 2008 12:27PM
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PopsicleStand
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man it certainly seems hard to believe. i feel a touch of TV has changed the patrollers, the mt, and the "rebellious thug kid going recklessly out of control"
Nov 19 2008 12:31PM
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[MEGAMO]
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the patrollers in this show are fucking retarded sometimes. one episode they were like having patroller tryouts, and some bitch just did it cuz her boyfriend was patrol. she had only been skiing a year, and was god awful.
Nov 19 2008 12:47PM
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[MEGAMO]
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and it pisses me off so much how a bunch of them wear goggles on their helmet, and sunglasses on their face. put on your god damn goggles for christs sake
Nov 19 2008 12:48PM
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ryan.c
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you were prolly flying thru a green trail with yo friends...not a big deal, but if ur caught yeah they'l bitch.



anyone remember mount snow the 2nd weekend on long john last year? nubs were bitching soooo bad but we had no other way to get to the park. they had patrol sitting at the top of the trail telling people not to go fast.
Nov 19 2008 1:15PM
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i.ski.troll.
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"yeaa i kill it dog, im SICK!"
hhaa



Nov 19 2008 1:29PM
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slashquatch
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hahaha
Nov 19 2008 1:43PM
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Dudesinpools
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that waa the best part. my roommate told me there is another one kinda like this or they see this kid again. idk tho.

i love how he skis away in his ultra fast tuck. its great

Nov 19 2008 1:46PM
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SGLogi
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haha crystal mountain
Nov 19 2008 2:37PM
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0ptions
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Is anyone else reminded of Ryan Sheckler when he says "what is this ticket for?"
Nov 19 2008 2:56PM
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linepowder
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script.
Nov 19 2008 3:05PM
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hockman44
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did ya catch the ass plant at the beginning haha
Nov 19 2008 3:09PM
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SEABURN
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one of the tree runs at my hill drops out onto the beginner slope, and I just did a 1 off the ridge of the hill onto the bunny hill and rode to the lift switch. I get to the lift line and I take off my headphones, and there's Captain buzzkill " you were going too fast!" blah blah ski patrol bull shit. It was 8:30pm on a THURSDAY. no one was at the hill. I got 2 corners cut off my pass, because I didn't stop( I couldn't hear him, WTF?) and I rode fast switch through a bunny slope.

^ I thought that was absurd

this "SKI PATROL" show is ridiculous. If they ever tried to pull me over, I would be speechless. sooo stupid. How can they justify writing tickets on a ski hill? Fuck the East, we don't get that shit out here
Nov 19 2008 3:14PM
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SirFryanator
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one of my bros was on that show. he got stabbed in the neck by his own ski pole while trying a 7 off a bc kicker at my home mtn and they did a reenactment on there. bunch of stuff at crystal...well I'm pretty sure it's all at crystal. they have some dumbass patrollers but also some awesome ones too.
Nov 19 2008 3:18PM
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SEABURN
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^ my bad, hope your buddy's doin good.

I checked, and...oh no! it is at Crystal!

get this shit out of my state!


grrr.
Nov 19 2008 3:36PM
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SGLogi
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it's funny how fast Ive gone at crystal and have never been hassled
this show is awesome, so funny
Nov 19 2008 3:55PM
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hellomynameisjef
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kid is gangstar as fuck
Nov 19 2008 4:01PM
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blindside
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I feel the same way.

Also, I laughed so hard at the end when he says okay I respect that I'll calm down, then as soon as he turns down the hill he starts screaming and gets back into his tuck! ahahahaha
Nov 19 2008 4:15PM
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Peter.
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i was born to go fast, i do black diamonds but they were closed
Nov 19 2008 4:20PM
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skodeo7
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haha I keep thinking of this whenever I see that clip

Nov 19 2008 4:31PM
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Dudesinpools
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yep you nailed it. anyone post that shit on here. i cant find it or even if it exists online at all?
Nov 19 2008 8:00PM
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pianoman
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repost but still funny
Nov 19 2008 8:00PM
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ripthis
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haha that is amazing.

Nov 19 2008 8:31PM
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TeamJones
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Haha Blue is my home mt. The sad thing is, both the skier and the ski patrol are both real. They are so anal about speeds on the green trails. Even worse, with all the people there thinking they are hot shit the kid probably wasn't acting at all.

I got yelled at once for skiing up the steps into the park last year instead of taking my skis off and walking up. My next time around, the patrol guy is still there, so I take my skis off and walk up. While I'm doing this, about three or four kids ski/board right up the steps next to me, and he does nothing but stare at me.

Last couple runs of the year last year I hit Paradise (the trail in that video) at full speed switch just to try to have ski patrol come after me. Yea, I'm that BA.
Nov 19 2008 8:54PM
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Dylan_
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hahaha
Nov 19 2008 8:59PM
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birdshake
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come to some private clubs in ontario all the ski patrols are dicks
Nov 19 2008 9:03PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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.....well yeah. its a slow zone.
Nov 19 2008 9:43PM
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ECski
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HAHAHAHA i was just watching it and this kid started legit crying cause someone took his pass, haha what a bitch
Nov 19 2008 11:25PM
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ct_steeze
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i saw it too it was great
"i kill it dawg im sick" great line
Nov 19 2008 11:36PM
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AltaByrdSkier
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haha that 7 year old took his grandma suv that is hilarious "its fun to do bad stuff"
Nov 19 2008 11:38PM
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Peach.
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I actually expected people like us to get in trouble. like we are going fast switch IN control we get are pass pulled when someone who is out of controll and has no idea what they are doing doesn't. any of this?
Nov 19 2008 11:39PM
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Kevski
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Haha, that guy is hilarious. He just doesn't have the steeze Scott Vail does though. Did you see him skiing backwards at all, or doing spread eagles off launch pads?

That little kid is funny too. Good thread.
Nov 19 2008 11:43PM
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orange.
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that show is funny but kinda stupid
Nov 20 2008 12:25AM
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SteezeNutz
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hahahahahahahhahaha. the best part is "Cmon man! I ski black diamonds! I was born to go fast!!" hahahahah. What a douchetard.
Nov 20 2008 1:33AM
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popNfresh44
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both the OP's vid and the black kid video were sooooooo funny
Nov 20 2008 2:21AM
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7-11_Slurpee
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i'm a ski patrol in wisconsin, last time i check we were suposed to help people not be a power happy police officer. i hope to god that show is scripted and even if it is not that gives a terrible image of what ski patrol is and what it stands for. we help people, not police them, thats managements job,,,

dta08
Nov 20 2008 8:44PM
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