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I AM A MOVIE MASTER!

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winterparksuks
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ok ask me a question on dumb and dumber, apocylpse now, pulp fiction, dreamcatcher,caddyshack,the matrix or the lord of the rings trilogy and i will know the answer!
it cant be about the credits though
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Nov 14 2003 11:01PM
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J.D.
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Lord of the Rings? You think because you've seen the movies you can answer trivia about LOTR...ok, let's see.

1. On whose horse did Frodo ride to the ford of Rivendell?
2. Who answers the riddle to open the gates of Moria?
3. Which Two Towers does the title of the second section of LOTR refer to?

If you answer those wrong, never speak of LOTR again.
Nov 15 2003 1:41AM
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J.D.
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By the way, no one else answer these, let the 'Movie Master' do it...
Nov 15 2003 1:42AM
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EastCoastPride
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4. What is the name of King Theoden's dead son?


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''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Nov 15 2003 7:51AM
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EastCoastPride
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5. What color boxers am I wearing right now?


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''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Nov 15 2003 7:53AM
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EastCoastPride
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6. What brand?


Teddy
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''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Nov 15 2003 7:54AM
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B-Wald
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7. Am I wearing pants?
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Nov 15 2003 8:38AM
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Lateralis
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is my penis small??? yes


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Nov 15 2003 10:30AM
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Mike-O
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^But you are Ron Jeremy!
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Nov 15 2003 10:37AM
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Planky
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In Dumb and Dumber, what did does it say on Sea Bass's trucker hat?
Nov 15 2003 5:26PM
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B-Wald
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^wayyyyy too easy..
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Nov 15 2003 8:31PM
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linejibber550
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what is the name of the elf bread in lord of the rings that is wrapped in a leaf
Nov 15 2003 9:02PM
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Astomp
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in lord of the rings movie and the book do you notice how gimli and legolas kind of have corny lines and become inseparable? i think a secret relationship of dwarve and elf.
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Nov 15 2003 10:03PM
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EastCoastPride
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lembas bread. too easy.


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Nov 15 2003 10:04PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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in the fellowship of the rings, what is showing in frame 100,753
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 15 2003 10:31PM
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EastCoastPride
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frodo's penis.


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Nov 15 2003 10:32PM
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Mykel
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this kid is kinda lame. You don't see me on here saying, 'I can answer any Star Wars trivia. Be it from the movies or Expanded Universe.'

Wait I just did


Ha. Ha.
Nov 16 2003 12:52AM
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J.D.
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I don't see him answering my questions...
Nov 16 2003 12:35PM
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Astomp
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yeah he is full of it.
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Nov 16 2003 2:06PM
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winterparksuks
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hey fuckers i will answer them i've been gone for a day and a half
elvish food- lambas bread
frodo is on arwens horse

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
Nov 16 2003 6:46PM
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winterparksuks
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frodo-elijah wood
gandalf-ian mckellan
saurman-christopher lee
bilbo-ian holm
elrond-hugo weaving
gimli-john rhys davis
legolas-orlando bloom
aragorn-viggo mortensen
merry-dominac monaghan
pipin-billy boyd
sam- sean astin
any other ?

in apocilypse now
laurence fishburne plays clean
martin sheen was extremly ill while filming the end
marlen brando played kurtz

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
Nov 16 2003 6:56PM
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J.D.
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That's one wrong, jackass. Frodo rode on Glorfindel's horse to the ford of Rivendell. Care to take a stab at the other 2? you'll get them wrong, because you think you know LOTR trivia by seeing the movies. Never call yourself the master of anything involving LOTR again, me and that other guy who knows stuff about LOTR (Krongos? I think) will rout you.
Nov 16 2003 11:36PM
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PurpleSkier
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noone asked about apocolypse now, and way to spell fucktard
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Nov 16 2003 11:51PM
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J.D.
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No kidding, and he cuts and pastes the LOTR cast like someone asked.
Nov 17 2003 12:10AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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uh...did it ever occur to anyone that he could just find the part of the movie you are talking about on his dvd then answer on the internet and no one would be the wiser?


phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
Nov 17 2003 12:50AM
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destruction
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^ damn your right, I'm so fuckin dumb...
Nov 17 2003 1:00AM
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J.D.
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That's the point, if he looks them up on his DVD he'll get them wrong, because Peter Jackson did too.
Nov 17 2003 10:33AM
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winterparksuks
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hey people have done worse.....

if you define' fucktard ' i will give you a lollypop now run off to school
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
Nov 17 2003 1:56PM
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strode
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you can only know this one if you've read the BOOKS:

what is the horses name that sam rides until they get to the misty mountains?





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Nov 17 2003 4:11PM
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EastCoastPride
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Bill is a pony.


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Nov 17 2003 5:45PM
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EastCoastPride
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i'm such an asshole.


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Nov 17 2003 5:45PM
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Astomp
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who saves sam from getting eatin by the tree? thats in the book too.
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Nov 17 2003 6:36PM
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winterparksuks
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ok i admit i dont know a lot of shit about lotr
i thought i could answer some though i do know a lot about dumb and dumber and apocolypse now
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
Nov 17 2003 8:17PM
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Mykel
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oooh, oooh, I know alot about star wars...*hint*


Ha. Ha.
Nov 17 2003 9:37PM
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B-Wald
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^if you know so much..who was the captain of the enterprise?

(sarcasm..bahah)
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Nov 17 2003 11:07PM
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Astomp
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that one was super easy. tom bombadil. kinda a qeer fellow.
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Nov 18 2003 8:35AM
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Maximumsushi
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What kind of alien is that blue elephant fuck that plays the piano?
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Nov 18 2003 8:48AM
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Caden
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ok that guy who was braggin about lotr, well you know fuckstain he didn't say he knew lotr itself, he said he knows the movies. and if you paid attention for one second, you'd notice you asked him questions that you admit he got right in the sense of the movie, but not in the book. now if he said he were the book master, then you wouldn't be such a fuckstain, but you are.
Nov 18 2003 3:31PM
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flanker
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^ that could have been said a little more polite.

easy ???
Caddyshack - who played the best game of their life before getting hit by lightening
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Nov 18 2003 4:30PM
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winterparksuks
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OK I ADMIT IT I AM NOT A FUCKING MOVIE MASTER!!!
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
Nov 18 2003 5:07PM
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Lanemeyers
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Hahaha Caden.... good one.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Nov 18 2003 6:34PM
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Krongos
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quote aragorns pre battle speech in return of the king (i can do it)
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Nov 18 2003 6:52PM
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EastCoastPride
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yeah, but that's not the whole speech... it's parts of it cut and pasted for the trailer.


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Nov 18 2003 7:55PM
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Krongos
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fine, how bout- how do you say 'sit down' in elvish? spell it phonetically

(i can do that too)
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Nov 18 2003 9:08PM
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Mykel
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The enterprise is star trek dumbass, and Max Rebo, the keyboardist is an Ortoloan.


Ha. Ha.
Nov 19 2003 12:21AM
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J.D.
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Caden: Are you a retard? I don't believe people so fucking dumb actually exist. He said, 'Ask me any question about the lord of the rings trilogy'. Jesus how many times have you fallen on your head? You can't read anymore? And you get off by insulting people over the internet? Grow the fuck up. Eat shit, you're a waste of time.

Guy above 1 or 2 posts with the star wars trivia: He was being sarcastic about the enterprise thing, in case you missed that.

Krongos: Why would you spell it phonetically when you can spell it right? Anyways to sit is a prefix in quenya, 'ham-'.
Quenlle sina lammen?
Uuner uma, n'dela no'ta.
Nov 19 2003 11:18AM
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Lord_Piot
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And once again james you prove your a dumbass geek wanna be fag homo
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Nov 19 2003 11:33AM
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J.D.
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^ Wannabe? What did he want to be? I missed that part...
Nov 19 2003 11:52AM
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Maximumsushi
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Ortolan, haha... look at this fucking goof!





His name is Max Rebo, he was the leader of that band?

Why is boba fett's armor a diff color in the old movies than in the new ones?
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Nov 19 2003 12:46PM
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SKItheBURG
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boba fett didnt wear armor in the new ones, he was just a little kid.
Nov 19 2003 3:00PM
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