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Me: Mom!
no response
Me: Moommmm
still none
Me: MOOOMMMM!
Mom: Jamie shut the hell up! Go in your room and touch yourself or something!
My brother had just taken half the bottle of solo, drinking it straight from the bottle so noone else could ahve any either...i proceeded to get pissed at him
Dad: Go grab a beer and chill out
Me: you're a stupid frickin drunk
Dad proceeded to laugh at me...the bastard
Mom: Weed is worse than alcohol, and its illegal
Me: I don't think so, you can get alcohol poisoning and die, no one has ever overdosed on marijuana
that didnt turn out very well
Do the resorts close when it snows?- mom
please dont tell me your for real- me
Mom at ross:That sweatshirt makes you look like a pregneat midget
Me:Mom its fucking 7 bloody edollos dollars
"fuck you kid your a dick"
or
"son, you need to start doing your own laundry"
to have this make sense you need to know my parents age. im 20, my dad is 70, 71 in august and my mom is 56.
this conversation occured probably two weeks ago.... (its about my current and first girlfriend, yes, i know, im pathetic)
"i want you to wait to finish college and shit before you know, you get married."-my dad
"yes, i know... god, im not a fucking moron."-me
"but then again, dont wait as long as i did, it makes you look like a moron."-my dad
"so you want me to get her pregnant?"-me
"sure.... wait, what?"-my dad