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I go upstairs holding my skis and wearing my outerwear
Stepmom: going snowboarding today?
at the dinner table
Stepmom: a milf? what's that?
Mom: a "mother I'd like to fuck".
everyone else: uhh........ ok then.
Mom: why don't you find a nice jewish boy?
Me: mom, I'm not jewish.
Mom: yeah, but...
I show my mom a picture of my roommate and one of my classmates-a guy in 3rd year japanese.
Mom: he looks jewish.
Me: uhh yeah maybe.
Mom: I was just thinking, if you're both interested in Japan you could go live there.
Me: um.....
is your mom obsessed by jews by any chance?
my dad has a habit of doing this
"GET DOWN HERE AND PICK UP ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT!"
me-what shit?
him-that towel and...just pick up your fucking towel.
total douche but hes super funny.
hahahah my mom says myface
That party last night sure was crazy
This is the next morning after New Years after they walked down stairs to me and 50 of my closest friends playing Beer Pong on like 3 different tables and people scattered everywhere in mmy freinds basement with music blarring yada yada a normal huge party you would go to
i'm 18 and live on my own in Breckenridge. Went home for the holidays, and wanted my mom to drop me off at my friends house.
She poiint blank refused, becuase she wasn't sure for certain if there were parents home or not. So i'm like mom, you are aware that I live on my own, and my friends come over all the time and theres no parents?
She got mad that she didn't like my attitude and tried to ground me...but i'm pretty sure that doesnt work