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Monoskis

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vandlaas
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Hey what happend to monoskis? They really should be brought up again. They´r so fag that it´s fun! I newer tryed them tough, but it would be so cool to do the biggest air in the park in a 1985 neon coulored skisuit while listening to old kitchy disco music.
COME ON, somebody must have tryed it, -JUST FOR FUN.
Nov 14 2003 9:52AM
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DynastarriderGP
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McConkey did a backflip on one in Focused





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'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
Nov 14 2003 9:56AM
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vandlaas
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SEE!!! Haha, i wanna see that.
Nov 14 2003 9:58AM
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JackieChan
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Monoskis...so bad ass. I'm switching over to the twin tip monoboard.
Nov 14 2003 10:42AM
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lineskier10
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yeah we got some brand new monoskis in the shop i work at, they are pretty sick but expensive cause they cost like $650
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Nov 14 2003 11:02AM
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jumpman
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What are monoskis? I don't think that I've ever seen them before.




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Nov 14 2003 11:07AM
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DynastarriderGP
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It's just one REALLY FAT ski that you ride on facing straight down the hill.





You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
Nov 14 2003 11:26AM
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vandlaas
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NO WAY!!! They still make those 'Board Homophiles'?? Thats crazy. Anyone ride these things in the states? In europe you se one or two a year.
Nov 14 2003 11:31AM
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DynastarriderGP
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At Greek Peak ther's one or two people that ride them.





You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
Nov 14 2003 11:33AM
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Dallan!
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monoskis ar hard to the bone





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Nov 14 2003 12:58PM
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strode
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someone posted a few pics a while back of a dude sliding rails on one....it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming





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Nov 14 2003 1:04PM
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hucksterjibber15
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its scary that you would think of an analogie like that
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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Nov 14 2003 1:05PM
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jumpman
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bad analogy - ironic that analogy has the word 'anal' in it for this case?




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Nov 14 2003 1:37PM
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winterparksuks
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monoskis are a mutant child of skiing and boarding but it is better the snowlerblades so whatever it looks hard
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Nov 14 2003 1:41PM
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strode
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bad analogy? i was just trying to connect monoskiing and gayness....sorry if i offended you





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Nov 14 2003 1:42PM
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jumpman
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I meant bad as in disgusting, not bad comparison. It was a good comparison. I laughed and was not offended.




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Nov 14 2003 1:45PM
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hexum
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strode, welcome to my sig


Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Nov 14 2003 2:13PM
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kinosoo
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what happened to monoskis - snowboarding happened that’s what.
Oct 18 2004 4:05PM
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fdsa
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Monos need to come back. Have like, the mono troublemaker. That'd be the steeziest thing of all time.




'It's the skills, not the bills.' Some random NS member who obviously has things much more figured out than most.
Oct 18 2004 4:51PM
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DENALI44
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they are still around at Alta, they ski with other monoskiers and are always drunk, if you wana do that to yourself go ahead


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Oct 18 2004 5:07PM
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kinosoo
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sounds fun

Oct 19 2004 9:55AM
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skihillraod
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mono troublemaker = troublemaker snowboard with two ski bindings mounted on it. do it do it


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Oct 19 2004 12:34PM
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