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Skibum420
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Has anyone been to court and won the case? any info to help me tomorrow?

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Nov 13 2003 6:21PM
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mmmartin
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If the cop doesn't show up, it's an instant win. Other than that try to find anything wrong with that the cop wrote on your ticket. Even laser guns are only accurate to +/- 2 km/h so stuff like that might help you atleast lower your fine.
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Nov 13 2003 6:32PM
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bigtreefallhard
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i dunno i dont drive but the girl im going to semi with got a speeding ticket but they didnt send the little court notice or something like that, so as of now she hasent lost her liscence




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 13 2003 6:35PM
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mammothpunks
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they arnt going to take your license away unless you were goin 50 over the speed limit

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Nov 13 2003 6:44PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
i dunno in maine you have some 2 year probation period on you liscense and she was speeding during that period so now she is going to lose it for at least 30 days and pay a fine of $165




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 13 2003 6:46PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
nice i barely made it tho, i was fallowing a porche who was stopped goin 115 i was a half mile back goin 93 in a 55

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Nov 13 2003 6:47PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
yea the police suck. they turned their lights out and tailgated my friend who was already speeding which made him go even faster. then they turn em on and ticket him. what bitches




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 13 2003 6:49PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Ok, heres how to get out of tickets in either a small town or a city with a terribly-under-funded police department:

When you get the ticket, ask for a copy of all the information about your fine, theres a box you can check on the back of the ticket to get this. There is usually a two week deadline before the case is put into court to get the info for your case, so what you do is go to the city hall at the very last day before the deadline and ask for the info to be sent to you. If the town is small and or underfunded, they usually cant get the information to you by the time of the court appearance, so when you are called up, simply say 'The City of _________ did not send me the information about my infraction, so i cannot present my case' and the judge must clear it. Thats what i've heard that works around my town anyways.


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Nov 13 2003 6:52PM
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bigtreefallhard
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heh thats a good idea^




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 13 2003 6:53PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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def. always fight ur tickest man. ive gotten three in the past year and have gotten out of all of them three different ways. the first time i asked for results of the radar gun calibration test and the thing was way off. so i got out of it, second time the cop didnt show, and third time they lost all my shit in the police station so i showed up and the other cop showed but didnt have any evidence so i won

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Nov 13 2003 8:18PM
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jtski
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if you have any friends that are lawyers get them to talk to the judge, they will reduce the ticket to a probabtionary ticket where its just like have your junior liscence again. or pay the 100$ for the ticket
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Nov 13 2003 8:21PM
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anomericas
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Check when the gun has last been calibrated.

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Nov 13 2003 8:24PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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woh, whats this business about they cant give you the ticket if the cops not there? cause that definitely happened to me. the only thing the half literate judge told me was 'yep, thats a popular place.' fuckin bastard. i dont know about all this cause they wouldnt hear shit from me. they pretty much automatically mark it down as far as i know if you go in, but ive never been able to get out of it. and the last time it was on the way up to the mountain and the fuckin cops like 'its solid ice on the road'... i wasnt having any problems but well, people suck at driving i suppose. then as hes writing out the ticket a woman pulls up and says 'someone wrecked really bad back there you need to get there' so the cop says thanks, and walks back to his car where he spends another 5 minutes filling out my ticket. it was the day after christmas as i recall. what a fucking asshole.
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Nov 13 2003 8:33PM
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bigtreefallhard
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man the really sucks




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 13 2003 8:40PM
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ESB
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The best way to avoid speeding tickets is to go the speed limit.

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Nov 13 2003 10:02PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
this is what i did on mine. my ticket was a vbr. violation basic rule. the speed limit is a suggested speed. the sign said 30 mph. not maximum mph. so i said given the situation of the traffic around me cruisin faster then 30 i felt comfortable and in control to go with the flow of traffic. so i got car school and no ticket.
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Nov 13 2003 10:30PM
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winterparksuks
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the pigs up in eagle county by aspen are so bad 5 over and thats it they say that 'its deer country and there are a lot of accidents because people are goin to fast' but the way i see it if you it a deer goin 70 your just as fucked if you were doin 85 or 90
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Nov 13 2003 10:47PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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yea, but honestly, if you were going slower there is a better chance you would be able to brake or swerve to avoid the moose than if you were going faster. its simply a matter of reaction time.


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Nov 14 2003 12:17AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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how about speed limits are fucking gay and ridiculously slow... except for in montana for the most part... and europe
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Nov 14 2003 12:21AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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if ive skied 70+... which i have... then theres no reason i should have to drive slower
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
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Nov 14 2003 12:21AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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europe is sweet, speed limits are super high and there are very few SUVs around...


phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
Nov 14 2003 6:48AM
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drastic_
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when you get pulled over, ask to see there radar gun because they usually clear your speed
it before they go to your car

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Nov 14 2003 11:08AM
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drastic_
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when you get pulled over, ask to see there radar gun because they usually clear your speed
it before they go to your car

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Nov 14 2003 11:12AM
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bigtreefallhard
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yea in europe they drive wicked fast, when i was in france it was crazy




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 14 2003 2:39PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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ah but the roads are narrower too, which can be a bitch, especially when there are a bunch of trucks on the road.


phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
Nov 14 2003 3:26PM
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lightingfarts
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when you get pulled over, ask the office when was the last time his radar was calibrated. if he says anything other than that day, you're free to go.
Nov 14 2003 5:16PM
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Few people understand the psychology
of dealing with a Highway Traffic
Cop. Your normal speeder will
panic and immediately pull over to
the side. This is wrong.

DUKE floors the gas pedal.

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It arouses contempt in the cop heart.

THE SPEEDOMETER CLIMBS STEADILY.

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Make the bastard chase you. He
will follow. But he won't know
what to make of your blinker signal
that says you're about to turn right.

DUKE signals right. The RED SHARK screams at 120 mph.

DUKE (V/O)
This is to let him know you're
looking for a proper place to pull
off and talk.

AN EXIT OFF RAMP: MAX SPEED 25.

DUKE hits the brakes. The COP brakes.

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It will take him a moment to
realize that he is about to make
180 degree turn at speed... but you
will be ready for it, braced for
the G's and the fast heel toe work.

The patrol car spins and fishtails crazily out of control.

EXT. SCENIC PICNIC AREA - DAY

The patrol car comes skidding around the corner. DUKE
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Nov 14 2003 5:35PM
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since most of these replys are pure bullshit...
take hostages and stage a standoff. try to get rich important people. dont sleep for a week and drink cough syrup and huff airplane glue so your mind is just scrambled. scream and talk all crazy and say you want your ticket quashed or you start killing, starting with the children.

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Nov 14 2003 5:58PM
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dilla_says_go
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or when the cop comes up to your window flip him off and speed away screaming 'you'll never take me alive motherfucker!'

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Nov 14 2003 6:02PM
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j.bird
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im might as well do what everyone else is doing. well i heard from this freind that if he doesn't do the i or cross the t, yer supposed to say 'perrywinkle' and he has 5 seconds to fix it and if he does you owe him a blowjob and the ticket remains, but if he can't you still owe him a blowjob and the ticket is gone.
Nov 14 2003 6:50PM
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bigtreefallhard
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lol wtf? ^




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 14 2003 8:34PM
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west
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yah, you better get on that cop dong




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Nov 14 2003 8:49PM
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bigtreefallhard
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damn




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 14 2003 9:09PM
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hucksterjibber15
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you need to play stupid, like i blew the fuse in my speedometer, and i honestly didnt know how fast i was goin, or i just put bigger tires on my car, so that leads my speedometer to be off by 5-10 mph
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Nov 14 2003 9:43PM
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bigtreefallhard
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play stupid eh?
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what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 14 2003 9:56PM
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tori
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The cop has to show you the reading of the radar gun - other wise as far as you're concerned they are making it up.
Also, if it is a speed camera, and there is anther vehicle ANYWHERE in the photo, they cannot convict you. So ask to see a copy of the photograph.
Basically, just request all the paperwork you can if you really want to fight it. Generally it is such a pain in the ass for them that they will give up.

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