oh yes, ive got hair. plenty of it. in fact, because i have such long hair sometimes when im in the shower lathered tips of my hair go into my eye and it stings like the dickens but i dont cry because im hardcore. -7X
how many tequilas in the place
how many beers are in the case
"if i'm not dead by the time i can't ski anymore, i'm going onto the roof of the tallest building in town, i'm going to beat the meat until i'm just about to orgasm, and then i'm going to jump, and live my last few seconds spewing jizz all over the people below."
seriously dude get over it and go at it(if she's up for that), turn the lights off, go wild while that raunchy yet titillating scent fills the air, and when your done admire that pollock like artwork that used to be the bed sheets---PASKIINGSUCKS
"Dont make fun of my mom." Tannerfan
Hmmm I love Pancake Hamburgers
I need to hit a jump soon or i'm going to stab a snowboarder - Ryno
"I'll pee in there and have sex, but im not sitting down... People pee and have sex in there"-xgf
"you're right. i tend to get my fruits and days of the week confused. i'm having a bad case of the apples."-Flowsion
"Im 5'9" and i just got my XXL ronin pants, they fit perfect" -urchin
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
2nd that. or yamaha. everything from winter to summer sports, fits my life perfectly.
George W Bush is in the top 5 greatest presidents of all time. i still cant figure out why america chose to fuck itself last night
down's syndrome much?
Beyond that, he must have at least 4 X chromosomes.
ZOMGZ!!!! prolly like aeropostale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."