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Canadas silent army..

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aoe
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soon we'll take over the world...

http://satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml





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Nov 12 2003 6:02PM
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404404
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I knew it, i can here you guys sharping you ice skates redy to come over.



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Nov 12 2003 6:43PM
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Matty.
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i think we might get a 3rd submarine, but thats just a rumor

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Nov 12 2003 7:07PM
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Ski-hobo
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/\ha


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Nov 12 2003 7:45PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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thats awesome. i have a squirt gun, can i fight for canada?
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Nov 12 2003 7:52PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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^you're overqualified and much too well armed


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Nov 12 2003 7:59PM
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Skibum420
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is the new Submarine a replacement for the one with screen windows and doors

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Nov 12 2003 8:33PM
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404404
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It would be great if Canada got a nuke.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
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Nov 12 2003 9:13PM
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pag
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yup
but I saw on TV that last year canada almost got a torpedo that goes like 180 knots it's like 360 KMPH US wanted it but they never got it

it's a russian Torpedo...it's crazy shit
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Nov 12 2003 10:23PM
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lanks
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its funny cuz canada's airplane technology in the 50's with the avro arrow was equivalent to the states jet technology in the 70's...we were leaps and bounds ahead of y'all...but there wasnt any money to continue that project and it was scrapped. now look where canada's military is....

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
Nov 12 2003 10:27PM
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KootenayGuy
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actually the avro's engineers were bought out by other laboratories and so it was scrapped
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Nov 12 2003 11:54PM
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Papa
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^it's sad, if they had funding to continue the project we would be way better off armed forces wise that is than we are now, but i mean we don't need a huge army though, we don't fight many wars or stick our noses in other countries business




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Nov 12 2003 11:58PM
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flanker
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Its actually pretty funny about how much stuff the US has that is from Canada.
From the new troop transort LAV III to the CADPAT the marines are using.
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Nov 13 2003 12:03AM
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WAskichick
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i bet canadian army combat is insane, i mean they have to do rescue missions in the middle of civilian towns on there own soil! just last week they went on a mission to free private jessica th kitty from the terroist nation of the tree in my front yard. they resqued it and escaped, but sadly one soldier suffered a scratch from the angry confused kitty!
Nov 13 2003 12:04AM
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Papa
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^nice, but on a serious note, the u.s does use our naval resources qutie often, when they were looking for osama, the first people they called in was canada's elite sniper team cause they're the best in the world




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Nov 13 2003 12:09AM
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lanks
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the us should put our sea king rescue helicopters to their proper use...as kamikaze helicoptors...

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
Nov 13 2003 12:34AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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fuck that, they should give them to me so i can go heliskiing
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Nov 13 2003 1:11AM
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Pipe_Munky
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well to set the record straight, the avro engineers weren't bought out by anyone! the idiotic canadian government of the time decided to scrap the project! one of the dumbest things or government has ever done!





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Nov 13 2003 1:39AM
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JackieChan
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I heard we are getting equipped with a new fleet of birchbark canoes, a few hangliders and some CO2 pellet guns.
Nov 13 2003 2:26PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Canada doesnt have a big army because if someone attacks them the US will just save them.

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Nov 13 2003 3:24PM
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pag
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FOI2 special forces looks god damn good tehy were showing them on TV and I was having difficulty to see them and they weere straight in front of the camera
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Nov 13 2003 7:57PM
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J.D.
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The guy who just posted was dead on...The Avro Arrow was scrapped because the government at the time felt that the jet was not feasible, and that funding was better spent on the Patriot I Missile, which they thought would be the solution to all air combat problems. It was an effective missile for its time but was obsolete eventually, while the arrow was years ahead of its time... bad decisions. It seems to me they destroyed the plans as well. We have no clue how to make arrows.
Nov 14 2003 12:29AM
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KootenayGuy
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^well yeah but thats just what the media said. And we dont have a big army cuz we peacekeep and we have nato to fall back on
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Nov 14 2003 12:51AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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plus you guys built wolverine out in a bunker somewhere so the x-men would be nowhere without canada
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numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
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Nov 14 2003 3:37AM
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