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Snake or master chief

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Hairmetaler
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they are both KICK ASS but who wud u be?

I say Snake for sure
Nov 3 2008 7:37PM
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anxju
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is this a joke? if i shot snake with a sniper rifle in the body he would be dead. if i shot master chief in the body with a sniper, he lives. and can recharge back to full shields in a matter of seconds. masterchief can jump like 10 feet, how high can snake jump? it takes 4 battle rifle bursts to kill master chief, and the last one has to be to the head. otherwise it takes 9. i bet snake couldnt take 1 burst. master chief runs out in the middle and starts ownin and pwnin the shit out of everything while snake has to sneak around. furthermore, masterchief saves mankind, earth, and a group of elites. what does snake do?
Nov 3 2008 7:48PM
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Hairmetaler
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snake has a beastly voice, he sneaks around and just like scares the shit out of people and he takes on whole armies by himself. In metal gear solid 3 he single handedly ended the cold war.... masterchief needs marines and other people like that.
Nov 3 2008 7:52PM
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rail-press270
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I went all dyslexic when I read that title and I thought it was going to be about aqua teen... bummer...
Nov 3 2008 7:54PM
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anxju
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ive never heard snakes voice before, but no matter what it is master chief sounds cooler. he took on a whole army huh? well master chief took on 3 whole races in the universe!!!!!!! the flood, elites, and brutes! which are way harder to take on than humans. not to mention hunters, which come 2 at a time. masterchief does not need anyone else. you are full of shit. you know masterchief would kick snake's ass any day. isnt snake like 9324032 years old too? his bones are brittle! did i mention the fact that masterchief can get shot like 432032 times? and still live? id like to see snake get shot in the body 26 times and be able to fight full strength 10 seconds later
Nov 3 2008 7:56PM
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Hairmetaler
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word master chief does have some advantages .... tell me this isnt bad ass


Nov 3 2008 8:01PM
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skijunkiedtm
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snake dosnt get shot, he would end master cheif before master chief realised he was there.
Nov 3 2008 8:03PM
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Hairmetaler
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 15
word snake doesnt even get detected he slips around without being seen let alone getting shot... hed come up behind master chief put him in a choke hold and break his neck
Nov 3 2008 8:07PM
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Bepo
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master chief has a radar buddy.

Sorry, but this snake guy doesn't have anything that can hurt master chief. Even if he sneaked up behind him, how would he kill him? He wouldn't be able to kill master chief fast enough, and chief would just turn around and own him
Nov 3 2008 8:08PM
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Hairmetaler
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yah but snake wud just use a radar jammer and a smoke grenade chief doesnt have heat vision snake does
Nov 3 2008 8:09PM
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Bepo
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chief would use active camo, which makes him INVISIBLE

face it dude, master chief 1 ups him in everything. You also realize hes like 8 feet tall and can FLIP A TANK. Master chief is so jacked he could snap snakes hands with his neck
Nov 3 2008 8:14PM
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dom_uk
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Absoloubt bull shit, you think radars gonna pick up solid snake in box mode! THINK AGAIN. he would sneak up behind the mother fucker, maybe equip a cigeratte just cos he can, and get him in the choke hold from behind and snap his neck, ye thats right, through the armour.
I would like to formaly apologise to myself, yes thats right,myself,  for taking part in such a geeky form of discussion, i how ever could not resist when facing the nostalgia of a mis-spent play station 1 revolved child hood.
Nov 3 2008 8:14PM
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anxju
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are you serious?

you think a regular human can win a fist fight with a genetically engineered superwarrior with fucking ridiculous armor?

snake cant use radar jammers whoever said that. you can only use items from your respective game. in this case, chief uses an overshield, sticky grenades, and rockets, and a sniper. there is no way snake and his dinky little pistol is getting out of this
Nov 3 2008 8:20PM
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averyshyra
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MASTER CHIEF.
MC ALL DAY!
Nov 3 2008 8:25PM
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anxju
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see this guy knows whats up. his name is hunter. he knows that master chief has pwned him numerous times
Nov 3 2008 8:28PM
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anxju
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haha

ELL1S H0BBS

thats a zero
Nov 3 2008 8:30PM
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ECfreeski3
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great thread! im biased but i agree with jumister or whatever, the ONE thing snake might be able to do is sneak up on master chief and "assassinate" him
Nov 3 2008 8:31PM
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anxju
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wtf man. im not jumister. that is my bro, and last time i checked, we are not conjoined twins, so therefore were are totally separate people. my name is andyju. andyju!

no see snake would not be able to assassinate him. he would try, but it would just be like a little dinky tap on chief's back. the reason why you can assassinate eachother in multiplayer is cause everyone is chief, and each one has ridiculous ludicrous superhuman strength. snake is a weak little brittle twig
Nov 3 2008 8:41PM
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babujib
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ju knows whats up, master chief would dominate snake in a fight, hell i think sammy fisher could beat snake in a fight, my live is babujib if anyone wants to add me too
Nov 3 2008 8:46PM
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Happy.
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SHAGOOOHAAADDDD

but really, techincally that isnt snake, its big boss who si the dude snake was cloned from. and theres actually 2 or 3 snakes, who would beat the piss outta mastercheif. Theyre all trained to rely on themselves, not the shitload of gear MC relies on to win. MC also has a lot more backup/people to help him out, white snake has almost nooone(that peice of shit you get in mgs4 doesnt even count).
Nov 3 2008 9:46PM
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[MEGAMO]
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gordon freeman would own them both
Nov 3 2008 9:59PM
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k-rob
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the chief.
Nov 3 2008 10:02PM
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Hairmetaler
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yah word like in mgs 3 hes just in the jungle trying to survive and not be seen by like the hundreds of KGB  operatives around him. Snake to me seems way more cold blooded. like his ability to snap people neck/ slit throat, his bad ass interegation styles, and basically being invisible. I would rather have masterchief kill be quickly with a gun than an agonizing painful death from snake
Nov 3 2008 11:10PM
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anxju
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thats not the question tard, its who would you be/who would win in a fight
Nov 3 2008 11:58PM
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no_steeze
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well practically speaking masterchief but in terms of badassness definitely snake
Nov 4 2008 12:04AM
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doublexl
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BEST SHOW EVER.
Nov 4 2008 12:06AM
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anomericas
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L33t!

gt: heineken19
Nov 4 2008 7:13AM
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Niceguy33
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snake in a mc suit
Nov 4 2008 9:12AM
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VT_FLO
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snake would snap master chief's neck in half

he wouldnt even have to sneak. Snake would just be chillin against a tree in full cammo while master chief was walkin by, then BOOM!
Nov 4 2008 10:06AM
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sirskizalot
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obviously the fuckin cheif, what kind of question is that.
Nov 4 2008 10:34AM
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tommihq
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This is the truth here guys. Face it the OP was even too scared to put Freemans name in there.
Nov 4 2008 10:44AM
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Fintendo
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Snake would pop his controller into player 2 slot to slip under the radar, then depending on which year it is he would sneak up to Master Chief and either break his neck or slash his throat.
Nov 4 2008 11:10AM
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anxju
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no fucking way. mc is a GENETICALLY ENGINEERED SUPERHUMAN. he is over 7 feet tall and like 300 lbs without the suit. snake is an old normal human being. there is no way in hell snake wins
Nov 4 2008 11:10AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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finally a MGS1 reference!

in MGS3 snake gets his ass kicked to within an inch of his life and still comes back and owns
Nov 4 2008 11:42AM
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doritos
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Seriously? Snake would devastate Master Chief without even thinking about it. Snake is the epitome of everything badass and manly. He makes Chuck Norris look like a gaping vagina. MC can cheat all he wants with his bullshit weapons and technology, and Snake would take him out with cigarette lit before MC even knew he was there. And if worst comes to worst, Snake has some ballin' guns himself. MC would piss himself in a fight against Snake.
Nov 4 2008 2:24PM
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OneLove_skier
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CHEIF!!
Nov 4 2008 4:01PM
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Hairmetaler
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u forgot one thing.... there iis strong evidencence in teh game that snake gets pussy from hotties
Nov 4 2008 4:48PM
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doritos
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Good catch. Hot spy pussy, no less.
Nov 4 2008 5:11PM
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notime_for_jokes
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did anyone watch the 8 minutes long video about snake?

i watched 4 seconds and said fuck this

Nov 4 2008 7:23PM
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shibby
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/thread
Nov 4 2008 7:29PM
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Hairmetaler
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you gotta skip ahead some
Nov 4 2008 9:12PM
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Sufferboy
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i am dyslexic.

master chief would win
Nov 4 2008 9:17PM
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860
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well its a good thing snake never stands to move, only crouching and crawling, undetectable by radar. Snake is a total bad ass and would, as stated before, creep up on him with a cigar in his mouth and snap master chief in 2 before he even realized what was going on
Nov 4 2008 9:26PM
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twin-tip-hero
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snake fo sho
Nov 4 2008 9:40PM
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Peter.
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chief, he can sneak around with active camo
Nov 4 2008 9:46PM
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Franny
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I just cant stand how long it takes for them to release a new Half-Life game.
Nov 4 2008 9:57PM
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95959
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MC would stick the shit out of snake, he probly could throw a 300 mph fastball with a plasma grenade. MC ftw
Nov 4 2008 10:07PM
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Hairmetaler
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phych
Nov 5 2008 10:41AM
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OldManFinkyBeans
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I was just thinking about this very question the other day, and it was definately a no brainer.

Being a owner of both a xbox 360 as well as a playstation three, i own the games for both series of games. Both are classics are very hard to beat but WITHOUT A DOUBT snake kicks ass.

Seriously the greatesty character ever created. He has it all, smarts, brawn, sneakyness. you name it. CAMOFLAGE! master chief has nothing. relies heavily on technology. LAME.

Have you ever played through the Metal Gear Story?!

wow . blows my mind away every time i play. its ridiculous, genius in fact.

Nov 5 2008 11:20AM
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ISkiSwitch
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Ummm. Snake, by far. Have you seen some of the things this guy takes out? Most of the bosses in the MSG games that Snake kills can already destroy Master Chief to begin with. Who cares about sniper shots, plasma grenades and all that other stuff, if you can't find Snake, you can't kill him...

Even with his accelerated growth, old snake (MSG4) destroyed Gekkos, The Beauty/Beasts, Vamp (again), etc. He pretty much would destroy MC. It's not even a competition.
Nov 5 2008 11:21AM
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