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WTF COOKIES N' CREAM?

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jeremy.g
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so im sitting at my desk chilling, and browsing ns, while enjoying the crap out of some cookies and cream ice cream. im almost finished with my bowl and take one of the few remaining bites. the sweet temptation melts in my mouth, when suddenly, CRUNCH! i bite down on something hard! upon further examination its a bolt about a 1/2 inch long. what the fuck? it scared the crap out of me and enrages me that companies take no pride in their ice cream anymore
Oct 29 2008 7:05PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
SUE SUE SUE
Oct 29 2008 7:09PM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10
why
he didnt get hurt if you sue ask for skis and unlimited icce cream
people sue way to much these days
Oct 29 2008 7:12PM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
Ring them and see what they have to say, Could be quite interesting.
Oct 29 2008 7:14PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
i choked on it and died. no jk but people really do sue to much. everyone finds a way to profit from their own mistake.
Oct 29 2008 7:15PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
im going to do that right now. i'll tell u what happens.
Oct 29 2008 7:16PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
hahaha cant wait for what they say
Oct 29 2008 7:17PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
true, but this wasn't your mistake! haha no don't sue, that would be a waste of time and money. something probably just fell off of their ice cream machine into the tub and you were lucky enough to get a bolt. stuff like that is good for your immune system.
Oct 29 2008 7:18PM
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jeremy.g
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so i called safeway, it was lucerne brand. i told the guy i had suffered erreversable damage and was going to sue. the guy says, excuse me? in an odd tone. and im like jk jk. he says, thank god. its my first day. i didnt want to deal with a lawsuit. so they are sending me some free ice cream coupons! chica chica ya!
Oct 29 2008 7:24PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
haha sweet!
Oct 29 2008 7:27PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
I put the screw in the tuna?
Oct 29 2008 7:40PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
GET THE MONEY
Oct 29 2008 7:45PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
haha nice, thats the way to do it.
Oct 29 2008 8:04PM
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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
That's cool, maybe you will get a whole new wrench set in your next bowl of ice cream!

...and does anyone else have this stupid video advertisement go off when they scroll to the bottom of the page ?
Oct 29 2008 8:26PM
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k-rob
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https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
Oct 29 2008 8:28PM
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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
sweet that's helpful
Oct 29 2008 9:08PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
just goes to show...chocolate chip is the best, hahaha
Oct 29 2008 9:11PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
if there was jagged shrapnel in my cookies n cream id still eat it.
C & C TILL THE DAY I DIE.
Oct 29 2008 10:27PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
sweet! free icecream
Oct 29 2008 10:43PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
haha nice dude. see thats the way to deal with it! no biggie, free ice cream.. alls good! +k fosho
Oct 30 2008 12:19AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Haha reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where kramer gets a huge settlement and this company is going to give all kinds of money and free coffee but all he wants is the free coffee. If anyone knows what Im talking about find it on Youtube and post it up.
Oct 30 2008 12:34AM
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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
Hahahaahaha, thats sweet I love Kenen and Kel.
Nov 1 2008 12:05PM
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T-Holt
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haha, nice.
Nov 1 2008 12:14PM
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