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sol.
Posts: 231 - Karma: 181

yeah, im not sure if there's ever been a thread about this before, but i searchbarrd and didnt find anything, so:

favorite things you've ever heard a gaper say....

"man, those trick skis go fast!"

Oct 28 2008 1:47PM
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Skierkiddo
Posts: 185 - Karma: 10
idk it wasnt really a comment, but went by this texan guy switch with his wranglers and shit. he was so fascinated that he ran right off the run and hit a tree. it was sooo hillarious.
Oct 28 2008 1:50PM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
while looking at my salomon flyers, "What kind of skis are those?"
Oct 28 2008 2:07PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
i think there are a few of these threads already, but whatever i'm bored.

"how do you know when you're not a gaper?"
Oct 28 2008 2:09PM
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skivt12
Posts: 239 - Karma: 32

The classic "Can you do a backflip?"

Oct 28 2008 2:38PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
After explaining to a guy how we were gonna slide this epic urban he said, "why don't you just ride down the stairs?"
Oct 28 2008 3:19PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17

Loveland saturday some guy came up to me as I was getting out of my bindings and asked me why all of the other skiers had poles and I didn't. I told him it was just a personal decision to use poles and how I dont really like them. He kept asking, "so you dont actually need the poles?"

Oct 28 2008 3:23PM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45
"Skis are for racing, snowboards are for tricks"

"why do skiers go into the snowboard park?"


Oct 28 2008 3:40PM
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huckaberry
Posts: 993 - Karma: 14
HAHAAH o god thats good
Oct 28 2008 3:44PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
HAHA good call!
Oct 28 2008 3:50PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
"won't that turned up tail mess you up in the trees?"
Oct 28 2008 3:52PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
last year I went to a local play it again sports to trade in my old rossignol scratches. They guy took a good look and said he had never seen that kind of ski before, and proceeded to ask how I had gone about turning up the backs of the skis, and what the purpose was
Oct 28 2008 4:03PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
hahahahahaha Play It Again is so out of the loop about everything except hockey. Some guy there was trying to tell me wooden lax sticks were better than aluminium ones, i told him i'd seen too many wooden sticks snap, he told me that they don't snap anymore...which is bull because i watch the NLL and you see one snap almost every game.
Oct 28 2008 4:14PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,601

My friend whos good at skiing but doesnt know anything about it was telling me his X-wings were twin tips.

Oct 28 2008 4:17PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
"can you backfilp?"
Oct 28 2008 4:22PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
"wow, did you split you snowboard in half?"
Oct 28 2008 4:23PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
this ones always a classic "searchbar noob". theres a thread called gaper quotes i believe that is a couple pages long. but since you did searchbar, i wont hold it against you. my friend got run over by an asian gaper, who after he fell, got up, said "i ok!" and skied down the hill, leaving my friend lying there in a yardsale
Oct 28 2008 4:24PM
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BNik
Posts: 543 - Karma: 268
"did you know you were riding your skis backwrads?"
Oct 28 2008 4:40PM
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Cuckoo
Posts: 637 - Karma: 9
" why do you ski backwards, if you could ski forwards?"
" I can do a 560, what can you do?"
Oct 28 2008 4:48PM
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oneflow
Posts: 427 - Karma: 23
"I am pretty much the most extreme skier in my office"
Oct 28 2008 5:23PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933

I had a first time snowboarder yell at me because I was a skier in the snowboard park i believe it went something like this:

snowboarder:HEY!!!!!!you little shit get over here!

me:yes?

snowboarder:get the hell out of the snowboard park!!!!

I then proceeded to try and tell him it was a terrain park made for not only snowboards. of course he would have none of that and proceeded to tell me he was calling the ski patrol on me.

Oct 28 2008 6:14PM
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Smcelligott
Posts: 391 - Karma: 2,139
Hey Can you do a 740?
Oct 28 2008 6:22PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
this is a clasic "hey can you searchbar?"
Oct 28 2008 6:27PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
or a 520!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oct 28 2008 6:27PM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
when i was wearing a bandanna,
some little gaper yelled,
"look at bandit"
Oct 28 2008 6:32PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
"did u know u have next years skis?"
Oct 28 2008 8:17PM
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ct_steeze
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 153
"doesnt that long jacket make it harder to ski?"
"i like your face warmer."
Oct 28 2008 8:28PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
My personal favorite would have to be when I told a gaper group that Tom Wallisch was gay...they didn't have much to say-- https://newschoolers.com/web/content/videos/id/201796/member_id/105924
Oct 28 2008 8:36PM
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DWells17
Posts: 565 - Karma: 71
"wow u caught some major air"
Oct 28 2008 8:41PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
All lakes and ponds are at sealevel.
Nov 2 2008 8:44AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
sometimes i get the classic "hey i like that searchbar" and "that repost was extreme!!!!"
Nov 2 2008 12:15PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243

from the racer team at my hill to the freeride team, "your guys clothes are so baggy its like a parachute, you wont be able to go near as fast with them"

and we challenged them to a race and owned them

Nov 2 2008 12:50PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168

my gym class is going on a school skiing trip and my gym treacher says " When we get there we should have a big air compettion, i dont care about my body i just wanna rock some huge air" It was one of the funniest things ive heard a teacher say.

Nov 2 2008 12:59PM
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mcweapon
Posts: 175 - Karma: 247
one of my friends told me this one ...
he was a scanner at park city

gaper looking up at the mountain: "soooo what do you guys do with the moguls after at the end of the season?"

my friend: "umm... well we store them in the shed over there"

gaper: "oh ok, yeah thats what i thought"



 something i saw ...

gaper using his car jack to put on snow chains

Nov 2 2008 1:01PM
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CRomans
Posts: 75 - Karma: 6
how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?


haha always good
Nov 2 2008 1:33PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
there's gonna be 360s busted all day, and then there's gonna be 520s....be kinda sweet to see a 900 go off
Nov 2 2008 1:40PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
what do ski hills do with moguls?call me a noob but i just never thought of it, i mean the hill is smooth in the summer
Nov 2 2008 1:41PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
exactly....thats why its funny.....moguls are snow, that melts in the summer.....
Nov 2 2008 1:45PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
Duh!
they are, simon dumont rode those in x-games last year
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 2 2008 1:46PM
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_steezefiend8
Posts: 659 - Karma: 271
i had a gaper ask me almost the same thing about the mouguls but they asked what they do with the jumps in the summer and if it hurts when you fall on them becuase of the wood underneath...
Nov 2 2008 1:54PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
that is the definition of awesome
Nov 2 2008 2:00PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
"do you know how to use the searchbar"
but realy...
Nov 2 2008 2:02PM
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matt3568
Posts: 451 - Karma: 19
I'm sure I heard that on a Freeskier vidcast...
Nov 2 2008 2:06PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11

HAHAHA yes dude you just reminded me...

me and my friends were riding up the gondola and talking about like the park or something and these two guys were like "arent the terrain parks only for snowboarders?" it was THE stupidest thing ive ever heard.

Nov 2 2008 2:42PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
head for the hills trailer
Nov 2 2008 2:47PM
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Noah_W
Posts: 810 - Karma: 3,238
lol. I've that one before.
Nov 2 2008 3:01PM
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Hairmetaler
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 15
this is something i cannot stand... kids in my school com up to me and they say yo i can do DOUBLE BLACKS what can u do? and i just walk away. I have the ski trip with my school to aspen and these kids wont shut up about how good they are

Click for larger image apparently he said he got 20feet of air. hahaha
Nov 2 2008 3:09PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480

kid

"my favorite skier is Shane Mckonkey, once I saw him do a lincoln mute grab! Can you do that?"

me

"A lincoln?"

kid"

"no a mute grab"

Nov 2 2008 3:16PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
oh man or one from a long time ago.  At my hill there's some really old shitty log rail and I was rubbing my ski on it to smooth it out.  Some cocky snowboarder like literally 6 years older than me comes up and starts making fun of me to my face.  I'm like 12, he's like 18, so anyways I explain what I'm doing and he's all like "you don't need to do that watch this" he gets on the rail, catches like I told him he would, and eats shit so fucking hard.  It was probably the happiest moment of my life.
Nov 2 2008 3:23PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Gaper-"When you get to the end of the chairlift do you have to jump off?"
Me- "OHHHHH, you're in for a real surprise!"
Gaper- "We have to jump off!?"
Me- I pretended my phone was ringing and answered it.
He wouldn't stop bugging me when I was pretending to talk on the phone.
When we got to the top he realized we didn't have to jump off and he was like: "Ohh, I see how it is, take advantage of us newcomers."
Nov 2 2008 3:23PM
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nickharris
Posts: 88 - Karma: 25
What a dumb ass!!!
Nov 2 2008 4:35PM
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