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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
uncle tom

so im going to be an uncle, and although i go by lex, my first name is thomas, so im going to be uncle tom

needless to say im pretty excited to be able to see a kid grow up before me (without having one) and i think its going to be an amazing experience.. and although i do a lot of stupid things, i know for a fact that iim going to atleast fake being a good kid and not let the kid ever see me getting trashed or high or anything, and will not ever be under the influence

oh and its going to be a girl and i want to turn her into ingrid backstorm
life is miraculous!
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SteevJee
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thats sick dude i myself am a uncle of 5 and its pretty cool seeing them grow up and

do you want her to be like ingrid or sarah???
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skiizy
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i guess she would have to be sarah or kristi, shes going to be an EC baby, not much POW around here for her to be ingrid
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Bulky
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Being an uncle is cool cause you get to play with the kid then when he gets annoying you can give him back to his parents. Ive been an uncle since i was 10, so it was kind of weird when i was young but now its cool.
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Malcolm
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thats so sick!!! theres this girl in one of my classes whos an aunt and i thought it was so cool. i want to be uncle malcolm
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VT_scratch
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im going to be (half?) uncle max... and im only 16 years old!

scary thought..
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no_steeze
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i wanna be an uncle but my sister's only 18
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skiizy
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yeah im 16 too
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oiECSoi
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i could make that happen for ya....

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Bob_Gnarley
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come visit uncle tom's cabin................(creep)
17 years ago
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pmills
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congrats on becoming an uncle and all but do you even know what it means to be an uncle tom?
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skiizy
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thanks, and yes i do
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k-rob
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you go by lex? that's fucking awesome. i wish i had a cool name. my friends are always coming up with stupid nicknames for me, at one point it was kevlar. now it's k-rob, hence my username.

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skiizy
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thanks.. my name is thomas alexander, and my parents liked superman.. well i guess they didnt if i was named after his arch enemy
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k-rob
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lex luthor is more of a player than superman. maybe they wanted you to be a super-rich guy who gets all the fine women.
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Shpadoinkle
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I wish I could be an aunt before I could have my own kids so maybe I could see if I like it, LOL.

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skiizy
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umm he got rich because he banged an old woman... talk about a cougar hunter :P
the one thing i always get pumed about is that every year my pass says Lex on it
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k-rob
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what? are you talking about Superman Returns? because Lex was rich and bangin fine women long before that. he didn't even hit that old lady, he just took care of her until she died, so that she would include him in her will, and then he could have her boat and shit.
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skiizy
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oh wow i guess i need to re watch that movie, and now that i think about it, in the comics wasn't he rich form his family being ridiculously wealthy and successful, regardless, i get every lady.. just ask snwbrdmilf
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k-rob
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word, his dad was making mad skrilla before lex was even a twinkle in his eye. props on getting the ladies too yo.
my friends dad told me that he picked her initials "D.R.S." because he wanted her to be a doctor when she grew up. although from the looks of things, i'm pretty sure she's going to end up a ski bum.
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