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Markus13
Posts: 800 - Karma: 111
Oh My...
My snowlerblading is not dead in NY again...
Oct 17 2008 4:06PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608

WTF these are just crappy rip offs of blades.

Nov 10 2008 10:49PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
"The purchaser will have an advantage over any other type of skiing."

bahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah.....so if i take these to AK i'll kill it? How about chads gap? will i stomp it?
Nov 10 2008 11:20PM
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HankTheTank
Posts: 286 - Karma: 17

Does anyone else feel really bad for this guy?

Nov 11 2008 12:15AM
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Tbrody
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 685
i do
Nov 11 2008 12:26AM
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Blandct
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 37
hahaha this is retardoo
Nov 11 2008 12:29AM
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dave...
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 126
i feel worst for his dad, i almost punched the kid in the face when he got into an argument with me about how skiers suck at rails and that snowblades were way more progressive
Nov 11 2008 3:20AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
there is no other explanation for this, he must by literally retarded.
Nov 11 2008 3:25AM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
http://www.thegamehomepage.com/play/sky-skater/
Nov 11 2008 3:51AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
oh man that's so sweeeet! hahahaah
Nov 11 2008 4:06AM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
Posts: 160 - Karma: 19
the plates thing is kinda cool but other than that this kid might as well be burning money instead of spending it on crap like this
Nov 11 2008 6:40AM
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Markus13
Posts: 800 - Karma: 111
The kid called me last week to try and tell me that I needed to host a skyskater rail jam because he could get a turn out of 15 kids.

SKYSKATER'S LAZY FUN WAY RAIL JAM

TBA IN DECEMBER
1ST - $100
2ND - $100
3RD - $100
PLUS GOLDEN CUP TROPHY
FREE CLOTHING
SNACK AND GRANOLA BARS
CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER


Thats from his site...
Nov 11 2008 8:13AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
well if you got someone on those that was way good...it would be just OK to watch...but this kiid...i wanna cry...leave rollerblades on land
Nov 11 2008 8:24AM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
meh... concept is maybe 10 years too late for getting a jump a hook in the freeskiing industry

whats really innovative is the cluster of different collored lift tickets hanging off the bottom side of his jacket hes bringin back the "i ski 5 weekends a year" steez
Nov 11 2008 9:10AM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
hahahahahahaha, this kid is retarded, does he think 15 is alot. thats shit when ive seen upwards of 200 kids not all skiers though. but still 15 isn't enough.
Nov 11 2008 10:36AM
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pRETTyLight5
Posts: 500 - Karma: 85
straight up progression right hurr

Nov 11 2008 2:17PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
"This is not a snow blade or sled dog which were available in the 1998’s"


ahahahaha
Nov 11 2008 2:31PM
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cbfreeskis
Posts: 122 - Karma: 13
psh go buy a pair of skates dude
Nov 11 2008 4:52PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
i wonder who their spancerized riders are.
Nov 12 2008 10:37AM
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Armanzoid
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http://www.skyskater.com/NEWSnREL/2007/TU021307Busine.pdf

Omg, look at the pictures, please someone post them.
Nov 12 2008 10:48AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
sky skater ftw!


epic thread mark :p
Feb 17 2009 6:13PM
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nathanielstyza
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 38
the site isnt working for me
Feb 17 2009 6:21PM
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*WonderBread*
Posts: 401 - Karma: 13

these

Feb 17 2009 6:28PM
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TurkeyCircus
Posts: 33 - Karma: -7
"Whether deep powder, glades or rails, this product will give you the confidence to do it all. 

Don’t ever buy a binding unless you can use it to grind.  All other bindings are now obsolete."


oh really?
Feb 17 2009 6:32PM
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Markus13
Posts: 800 - Karma: 111
http://www.skyskater.com/FLDWEB/OrderForm.htm

All the way down at the bottom look at the "Astro Turf Ski"
What is that?
Feb 17 2009 6:34PM
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
fuck that shit RAX is where its at.
[youtube]yir11kaR_Uw[/youtube]
Feb 17 2009 6:44PM
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
^^^^^ wrong code i give up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yir11kaR_Uw
Feb 17 2009 6:46PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
holy fuck i have seen that guy before. there is a whaleback rail in the first video.
Feb 17 2009 8:40PM
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spotter487
Posts: 462 - Karma: 12
terrible idea
Feb 18 2009 1:14PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394

"SkySkater will bring the attention to you that no one else can."

I thought newschoolers loved attention on the mountain?!  But honestly the bottle opener on the front of the binding is the best part, Fuck the grind plate advertise the bottle opener.

Feb 18 2009 5:49PM
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Fev4ng
Posts: 225 - Karma: 62
jesus christus.. i'm just so in the mood for some hardcore raxing right now. [youtube]LWLzE2O9PNw[/youtube] (fingers crossed for working code)
Feb 18 2009 6:11PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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hahaha great vids and concept... its going to go far...
Feb 18 2009 6:31PM
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