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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
so yea... i was driving to work yeasterday... and on comes my batery light... so my car stalls 5 minutes later... so im stuck in the middle of nowhere... and some lady offers to call my dad for me... so hes not there... so I leave the car on the side of the road and start hitch hiking in to town... i am now late for work... so yea... its like super cold.. and windy, and raining... so like 4 cars drive by in the 15 minutes im standing out there.... the fourth one stops and picks me up... less than 2 minutes into the conversation, he informs me that he is a jahova's whitness. yea thats right... im in a car for like 20 minutes with a guy that is trying to sell me his religion. so he told me all about how adam and eve wrecked shit for us, and how god, sorry jahova, is trying to prove to us that we need him by leting us ruin our earth by destroying the rain forests, and having wars and shit... and how when we ate the aple, we were telling him that we could live on our own, and now it is clear that we need him, and if we embrase him, he will reward us in our afterlife. so he gave me some reading material that he just hapened to have in his car for such an emergencey... and yea. so I am now a Jahovas whitness. i have seen the light. right
man i hate it when my car breaks down.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Nov 5 2003 10:17AM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
when i was little, one came to my door, i kicked him in the knee, he was a stranger, im not sujpposed to talk to strangers. the sait fuck, i dont htink hes a good man. jehova is bad.
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Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 5 2003 10:38AM
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360spins
Posts: 618 - Karma: 10
You should at least spell your god's name right.
Nov 5 2003 12:10PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
haha. dave. jahova. haah

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 5 2003 12:42PM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
ok, once i was riding squaw on a pretty nice powder day in april and i hopped on kt with some stranger that looked like a total fool. he started talking 2 me and told me all this crap about god and jehova etc etc. i was so damn close to pushing him off the lift. then i skied away and he tried to follow me but i burned him. it was hilarious.
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Nov 5 2003 12:46PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
i do that one lifts sometimes, its funny to freak out the damn weekenders at blue.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 5 2003 12:53PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
im all for people having their beliefs in different gods and whatnot, but i cannot stand when they push their religion upon other people. its none of their business what other people believe. if people want information about other religions there are lots of places they can go to get that information themselves.


oh and dave....you are not a jahova. you are a non truth teller. silly.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 5 2003 12:54PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
LIAR! LIAR! LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!. SITTING ON THE TELEPHONE WIRE.


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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 5 2003 1:03PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
Some of them arent bad and you can actually hold an intelligent religious conversation with them but others are of the mind set that they are right and everyone else is always wrong. now those people annoy me, but if someone wants to discuss their religion with me in a not pushy way thats all good.

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
Nov 5 2003 1:39PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
^ yes i agree. non pushy is the way to go.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 5 2003 1:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
isnt jehovah spelled all funny cause in Indiana Jones when he was searching for the holy grail and he had to walk on thos rocks with the letters he stepped on J but then it fell through.

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Nov 5 2003 1:59PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
someone sold you their religion and you bought it? wow

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Nov 5 2003 2:21PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^^That's EXACTLY what I was thinking about the Holy Grail thing. Oh well, I don't know.

Hey Dave, will you come knocking on my door and 'save' me, please. I wanna be one, too. Bring Stacey, though. Sorry about your car. You should get a truck.


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Nov 5 2003 2:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
when they come around here knocking on doors we shut the lights off and any music or tvs off and be quiet until they go away, it works everytime


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 5 2003 2:52PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Wow, how do you miss that part in the movie. Both Indiana and his dad go ' Ah, in Hebrew Jehova begins with an 'I''


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Nov 5 2003 3:47PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
haha oh thats nothing... so one day me and my dad were out painting the front of the house and these 2 moromons probably in there mid 30's came up to the house. they had there books and stuff with them and they wanted to spread the word. so my dad says ' you guys are working christians right?' yes sir, they say enthusiasticly and 30 minutes later we had the book of mormon and a painted front wall..





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Nov 5 2003 3:53PM
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