so yea... i was driving to work yeasterday... and on comes my batery light... so my car stalls 5 minutes later... so im stuck in the middle of nowhere... and some lady offers to call my dad for me... so hes not there... so I leave the car on the side of the road and start hitch hiking in to town... i am now late for work... so yea... its like super cold.. and windy, and raining... so like 4 cars drive by in the 15 minutes im standing out there.... the fourth one stops and picks me up... less than 2 minutes into the conversation, he informs me that he is a jahova's whitness. yea thats right... im in a car for like 20 minutes with a guy that is trying to sell me his religion. so he told me all about how adam and eve wrecked shit for us, and how god, sorry jahova, is trying to prove to us that we need him by leting us ruin our earth by destroying the rain forests, and having wars and shit... and how when we ate the aple, we were telling him that we could live on our own, and now it is clear that we need him, and if we embrase him, he will reward us in our afterlife. so he gave me some reading material that he just hapened to have in his car for such an emergencey... and yea. so I am now a Jahovas whitness. i have seen the light. right
man i hate it when my car breaks down.
I like dead kittens.