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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
ok, so I was in school today and some little bitch ass sophmore was like, 'your dad was great in bed last night!' And I punched him dead in the face (not because I was insulted but because he actually said something that retarded) and I got four 2 hour detentions for it! If a man doesn't have the right to punch somebody for having stated that that somebody slept with your dad the previous night then, well, that just fucking blows!!! how many of you would've punched him, I mean, c'mon


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Nov 3 2003 2:37PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
you are lucky you didnt get suspended. in my old school you would have gotten suspended for sure.


but yea...what a dumb ass kid. who says that.


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Nov 3 2003 2:39PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
hahahahahaha as if he said that
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Nov 3 2003 2:41PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
yeah, suspended for sure, but yeah, i might've smacked him.
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Nov 3 2003 2:44PM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
A guy said that about your dad...dodgy to say the least...
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Nov 3 2003 3:04PM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
whoa... was he expecting u to like laugh or something?



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Nov 3 2003 3:08PM
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cuttingedge
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
I would have spared the time it took to punch him in the face, wait till the little guy got on the bus, followed the bus to the kid's house and then project a glass gar full of rabid fireants in his general direction.



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Nov 3 2003 3:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i would have taken him into the bathroom and raped him and asked him who was better. Or maybe I wouldnt.

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Nov 3 2003 7:18PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
leave that to lagwagon


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Nov 3 2003 7:24PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
flashbang grenades, wha?

did he just come out of nowhere and say that, or did you actually have a conversation, and then he said that? that's the key part.....
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Nov 3 2003 7:24PM
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west
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In our school anyone involved in a fight is fined $350 and arrested and charged.




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Nov 3 2003 7:48PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
ahshahahahahaahahahah great thread.


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Nov 3 2003 7:51PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
you shoulda brought him to your house and inroduced him to your dad.

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Nov 3 2003 7:52PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
bahahahaha..holy shit..best thread ever..

'i would have taken him into the bathroom and raped him and asked him who was better. Or maybe I wouldnt.'

hahahaha..
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Nov 3 2003 7:55PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i would have done the same. i'd have given him one haymaker to the jaw to knock the kid out for sure. and about the detentions, who cares, at least you punched him, you did the right thing.

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
Nov 3 2003 8:51PM
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Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35


sweetness



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Nov 3 2003 8:56PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
haha, i was in the library at my school today on this site and this girl goes ur mom was good in bed yesterday, and i go spoken like a true man, ohh wait ur a girl, and too her friend she was like i dont look like a man do i


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Nov 3 2003 8:59PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
weird conciensitence


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Nov 3 2003 9:00PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha if someone said that about my dad, I'd just laugh at them. My dad's a fucking asshole stupid shit face and can rot in Hell or where ever. Anyone who fucks my dad is a poor creature, and yes... that includes my mom. Poor woman.


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Nov 3 2003 9:01PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
when people say that to me, i just say something like 'that mustve sucked'
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Nov 3 2003 9:04PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
lol that's awesome
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This year I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

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Nov 3 2003 9:18PM
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freeze_pooter
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i would have come up with something witty to put him in his place like the rabbit kills all if the giant doesnt save the girl
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Nov 4 2003 12:38AM
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Jib_This
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I (heart) my parents, they send me money when i be broke, cuz they love me.



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Nov 4 2003 4:59AM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
you should have asked him if he brought cash this time or had to write a check.


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Nov 4 2003 7:35AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i also heart my parents. they also send me money when i have none. which is often since i dont have a job. and they buy all my food.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 4 2003 9:27AM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i would of BROKEN THE LITTLE SLUTS NECK or say my dad was dead and make him feel like shit or axe to the head always works
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Nov 4 2003 10:03AM
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Lanemeyers
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I wouldn't have said anything. I'd first go home and check with my dad to see if it was true, and if it wasn't, only after my facts were verified, would I approach this kid and ask him not to be so rude. Violence solves nothing!

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Nov 4 2003 10:30AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
my dad is dead. thats why i would have ruined that little assclown's life.

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
Nov 4 2003 11:28AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
First off people would not of said that to me because they would get there ass kick from one side of the class to the other (Im mean) yeah i would of knocked him threw the fucking wall but good job.

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Nov 4 2003 12:22PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
haha, I had to apologize to the kid's parents today and they really didn't give a fuck...

I almost felt bad cause like his parents probably beat him too, but then I remembered what he said and what a dick he is and it was all good...


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Nov 4 2003 4:51PM
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yeah, i dont have any money either
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Nov 4 2003 5:06PM
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Anson
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I would have said 'yeah, bitch, your putting me through college.'
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Nov 4 2003 5:44PM
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glasspeep
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who would even say that? like I say that to my friends to be an idiot, but not to some random person. What an ass.
Nov 4 2003 8:52PM
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