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How many of u suck?

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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
i suck. i can do 180s, grabs, 360s and rails. how many of u suck?
Nov 2 2003 8:18PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
no pun intended?


member5054
Nov 2 2003 8:22PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i suck. i can do what you do.
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Nov 2 2003 8:22PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^^what pun are u talking about? i never added a pun and there was no pun in there, what u talkin bout?
Nov 2 2003 8:27PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
I must be good, cause i can do more then that




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
Nov 2 2003 8:33PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i like skiing
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Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 2 2003 8:43PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i like skiing
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 2 2003 8:43PM
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joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
couchskier really sucks you should tell him
Nov 2 2003 8:48PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I'm not that good, but that's all gonna change...this season.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 2 2003 8:51PM
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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
sure it will






Fook uff.
Nov 2 2003 8:52PM
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scratch3
Posts: 507 - Karma: 10
thats what everyone says
Nov 2 2003 9:00PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i suck but thats not gonna change this season cause i woulnt be skiing :(
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Nov 2 2003 9:00PM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
I guess it depends on what you mean by suck. I could always do better, and I'm always improving.

Best tricks would be backflip mutes, flairs, mistys, 7's and corked and bio 5's. I tend to injure easily on rails, so they're my week point.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 2 2003 9:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i'm not too bad.

Coming Soon...
Nov 2 2003 9:11PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
i suck i can do 360 safetys and no rails.


SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
Nov 2 2003 9:17PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
I can do black diamonds

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'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 2 2003 9:32PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
I still snow plow
Nov 2 2003 9:34PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
the sad part is I think linejibber started this thread in all seriousness and you guys just ruin it by being super sarcastic.

and yeah, I suck. Landed a couple of sketchy 3s last year, suck at rails. booyah! then again, I have only been skiing about 40-50 times in my life, so I am not too worried about it

now the old man sits until the days when time stood still, the hours always seem to fade, but the memeories never will. All the love that you gave me, the dreams in the night. Now I just want to thank you, while the day's still light.
-Vertical Horizon
Nov 2 2003 9:40PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
40-50 times is still good, i mean if its all working on park shit u can get good in 40-50 days of park skiing
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Nov 2 2003 9:58PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
i have never seen a bio 540

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Nov 2 2003 10:18PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
i suck
Nov 2 2003 10:22PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
^ you say it like its a bad thing...

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Nov 2 2003 10:24PM
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A_T_K
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
hah

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Nov 2 2003 10:27PM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
the spot below is reserved for bryan gallant
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Representin the P-Crew
Nov 2 2003 10:31PM
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lilgreen
Posts: 313 - Karma: 13
i dont suck! ya ll fuckin suck! fags
Nov 2 2003 10:34PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
i ski good!




'Spare me your biblical back-peddling nonsense!' - Atreyu

NS Old-Timer

**Viva La Resistance**
Nov 2 2003 10:35PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
im just gonna get a hair blow drier and melt up the backs of those 210 cm skis in my garage


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Nov 3 2003 12:08AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
i just started jibbing last year, but there was no snow so im good at rails, but my airs still suck.
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yesh
Nov 3 2003 12:39AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I'm pretty good outside the park but I have a long way to go in the park to be sure. I'm mediocre at rails and can do forward spins to 540 (although my 5's are hella sketch) and can spin switch 1's and 3's. Oh yeah I suck balls in the pipe.


'It smells like Otto's Jacket!'
Nov 3 2003 1:02AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i can ski backwards


dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Nov 3 2003 1:32AM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
Bryant Gallant can do 360s. I've seen him go after little girls and boys with his little man-hands and he is quick with those. He can also do the japanese-school girl grab, mute-hand over the mouth of young boy grab, tail-of little boy grab, safety-or lack thereof cause bryant gallant doesnt use a condom with little boys cause he is a fucking pervert grab, toxic-dirty bryan gallant grab. You bastard Bryan Gallant
Nov 3 2003 3:26AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
wow all you people that posted in seriousness need to get to hill and grow set.. i was landing 7's 3's mistys and backs my first season..and that was 3 seasons ago..adn to midwest rep why do you care so muhc about him.. its just another kid that ski's hes done no harm.. pick on that fag line jibber or something.. bryans all done with NS
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i got a drinking team, witha skiing problem.
Nov 3 2003 4:48AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ oh you were were you, and what about that vid of you doing that rail on here a while ago. grow up you cocky little shit.
who cares if you suck, its all about having fun and progressing. if your not having fun sucking then start getting to the hill more and take a conscious effort to progress. however good you are you should be happy with what your doing but always be progressing.





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Nov 3 2003 8:38AM
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onetweezy
Posts: 126 - Karma: 72
im almost exactly the same as the guy that started this, but i plan on getting better lol
Nov 3 2003 8:51AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
ya i remember seeing some sponsership vid of gallant on sasfilms.com

and last i checked, straight airs or flailing your limbs and falling is not 7's or misties. therefore, you fucking lie cacksuck.

point is everyone works at a different pace.

for my local hill my brother and i are probably the best there. but take me to whistler and ill sit there with my thumb in my ass.

catch my drift?


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Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
Nov 3 2003 10:15AM
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VANULAR
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 5,131
IT WOULD SUCK TO SUCK

skiing is so hot right now!!!
Nov 3 2003 10:26AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
weiner?




-Pat
Nov 3 2003 10:28AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
bio 5's are sick...... lots of cats are doin em

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Nov 3 2003 10:38AM
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unnatural
Posts: 531 - Karma: 9
gallant your post doesn't make any sense you fucking moron, and yes you do suck the big one
Nov 3 2003 10:58AM
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michaelclarke
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 638
hahaa.. corey's the man

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Nov 3 2003 11:07AM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
define 'suck' i think suck means skis blues then has a 2 hour luunch break just because you cant do rails does not mean you suck
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Nov 3 2003 11:19AM
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