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Wtf is FARP?

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Tele-Jibber
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Alright, I just have no idea what FARP is. Anyone wanns give me a run down?


Taylor
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Nov 2 2003 1:43AM
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Ds91260
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its the downfall of modern pop culture summed up in a bunch of gay kids little project





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Nov 2 2003 1:45AM
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Swirly999
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or its just some bad movies



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Nov 2 2003 1:54AM
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Tele-Jibber
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Thats about what I thought it was, just making sure.

Oh, and are the videos for real? Or a very good joke?


Taylor
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Nov 2 2003 2:08AM
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alex_uk
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www.farp.tk

You will want to thank me when you have seen it.
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Ahh well I had nothing else to put
Nov 2 2003 6:28AM
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3ski6guy0
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Yes, FARP is the devil.
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Nov 2 2003 9:52AM
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EastCoastPride
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Despite what you tink, FARP is serious. They are true revolutionaries. Frad and Randall have changed skiing for the better. Any doubters must be executed.


Teddy
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''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Nov 2 2003 10:00AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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teddy said it best. If you don't like FARP now you just don't understand it.

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Nov 2 2003 10:39AM
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bigtreefallhard
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what does it stand for thoguh?





what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 2 2003 10:48AM
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EastCoastPride
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Fred And Randall Productions.


Teddy
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Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Nov 2 2003 10:50AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Fred And Randall Productions

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Nov 2 2003 10:51AM
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Tele-Jibber
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Alright, I was about to get ready to give you guys props for making a pitifully funny video. But, does it still count if it's not on pourpose?


Taylor
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Nov 2 2003 11:37AM
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BrodyLeven
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they were out having fun, what skiing is about.


oh yeah, and the thongs are sooooo sick.


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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Nov 2 2003 11:55AM
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never_summer
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just because they arent goin huge ass like pros n shit doesnt mean that it sucks



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Nov 2 2003 12:28PM
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linejibber550
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fuck you haters! farp is more then you'll ever be!
Nov 2 2003 12:52PM
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Irotate360
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spoken by the kid with the bob saget icon


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Nov 2 2003 1:25PM
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mattster
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the sad part is there better than me
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Nov 2 2003 1:42PM
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blind_five
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Well, that killed a few minutes

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 2 2003 1:56PM
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freeskisquaw
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FARP is gay, skiing dosent need that right now
i like juice
Nov 2 2003 1:58PM
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EastCoastPride
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You're gay. FARP is EXACTLY what skiing needs right now: a laid-back, kickass attitude; kids who don't give a damn about sponsorships and Tanner Hall; people who ski because it's fun, and who aren't assholes.

Come on man.


Teddy
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Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Nov 2 2003 2:00PM
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seward
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^ that touched me


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Nov 2 2003 2:04PM
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blind_five
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I just realy hate Weird Al... What's with that?

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 2 2003 2:09PM
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Mattman
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Randell = itsbackfliptime
and the other guy?
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

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Nov 2 2003 2:14PM
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never_summer
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there is nothing wrong with FARP...i think its pretty bad ass...they are better than a lot of people on here...you guys have no room to talk unless u can do better...and u still shouldnt talk cuz they are fairly good and they are just havin fun



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Nov 2 2003 2:15PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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they arent badass or hardcore and they arent good, but that is the point. it shows, as teddy said, that they are just having fun. skiing is supposed to be fun and sometimes we forget that


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Nov 2 2003 2:45PM
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winterparksuks
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its a sound that comes out of your bum bum
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Nov 2 2003 3:06PM
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NH_LiNe
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FARP really does show what skiings all about, fuck all the haters

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Nov 2 2003 3:42PM
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dspin7x
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if you guys ever forget that skiing is supposed to be fun then maybe you need to quit, honestly does anyone go out skiing all serious like and not have fun if you do youre a douche bag

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Nov 2 2003 4:09PM
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joei
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sounds a little totalitarian to me...

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Nov 2 2003 4:24PM
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schlonginator
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FARP = Funky Ass Raping People




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Nov 2 2003 4:37PM
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hexum
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i just watched farp... and let me just say that this is definately the soul of skiing, and that all of you should go out and buy farp thongs and shirts


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my vagina flaps are all brown and they hang over it,they are shriveled too'

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'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

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'butt sex is wild, and it don't cause no child'
Nov 2 2003 4:43PM
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chick_rips
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those guys look like theyre having a lot of fun. Don't hate them for that.
Nov 2 2003 6:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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fred= ialmostlanded

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Nov 2 2003 7:21PM
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linejibber550
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eastcoastpride said it right! fuck tanner hall the rich white wanna-be ghetto ape!
Nov 2 2003 7:26PM
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jksl
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farp is the shit, bottom line

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Nov 2 2003 7:57PM
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albatross.
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it really should be RAFP, i hear fred is the bitch of the group and randall gets all the chicks.
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Nov 3 2003 11:35PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^very true.

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Nov 4 2003 5:53AM
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Rogge
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i agree with teddy
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Nov 4 2003 9:17AM
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b-ladd
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farp is the coolest thing since ice and the hottest thing since the oven
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fear makes it fun

'sean, either your incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. and im gonna go with the second one.' 'what, brave?' 'no, stupid.'

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Nov 4 2003 12:15PM
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jo-skis
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nice metaphor

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Nov 4 2003 4:20PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I watched the video and I thought it was pretty funny


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

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Nov 4 2003 6:00PM
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schlonginator
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or its the most homo-erotic thing since the pink fluffy g-string for men




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Nov 4 2003 11:40PM
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mikee
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Farp is sweet as sugar and cooooooool as ice

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