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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
fuck, quazbotch is awesome. now i have to agree with linejibber. dammit.
Teddy
SRMC Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
i would be offended if i got the linejibber550 seal of appreciation. well, i too have to agree with him (nooooooooooooooo) and say that quazbotch is one cool kid
adam (quazbotch) is a supper duper nice and funny guy in real life and made vids of all of the airborne trampoline crew even when i cut his pay by 30% to..... zero dollars
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)
'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
do i know quazbotch in real life? holy shit i think i do... i think he drove me to airborne one day... trippy...
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