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Shpadoinkle
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Aight, so I work at Cracker Barrel and there is Halloween shit EVERYWHERE, and it got me wondering...what am I going to be for Halloween?

I can't think of a single thing, but I want something simple and not difficult to put together...

I was actually thinking of being Katinka, but I think it might just be a pain in the ass and I don't think anyone would get it.

HALP!

(BTW Yes, I know it's the middle of September, but the holiday season is upon us.)
Sep 19 2008 10:59PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Daphne from Scooby-Doo, Go Go Girl, Indian Princess, Pink Power Ranger...

They could all be sexy.
Sep 20 2008 2:08PM
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Dan.
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I'm gonna be a drunk luchador, its gonna be epic
Sep 20 2008 2:08PM
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Sno.
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im going as a seahawk
Sep 20 2008 2:13PM
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assface
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hahaha at my moms going away party she dressed up as sarah palin and it was hilarious
Sep 20 2008 2:13PM
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Sno.
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a football player, not a bird.
Sep 20 2008 2:14PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I think I can pull off Sarah Palin. It shouldn't be hard at all, but I have to make a trip to Bass Pro. This will work out great!
Sep 20 2008 2:30PM
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Swampy
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Be this
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Sep 20 2008 3:05PM
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ty.tran
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a ghost?
 
or this...

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Sep 20 2008 3:10PM
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Swampy
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hahah
Sep 20 2008 3:12PM
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fsscott
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smelly pirate hooker....
Sep 20 2008 3:13PM
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NICK.VT
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just be yourself. it irks me how low some girl's self esteems are these days.

haha i'm just joshin ya. on halloween i'm going to be the little bastard who ties register tape to peoples car suspensions. its funny because they will be driving and there will be a 50 - 100 ft register tape tail following them.
Sep 20 2008 3:16PM
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Sno.
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It sounds like you just want to go as something slutty. Which pretty much means you can go as anything, just put slutty in front of it...for example...

slutty cop
slutty firefighter
slutty mechanic
slutty Ms. claus
slutty scshoolgirl
slutty barack obama


it doesn't matter what the actual costume is, what you're going as is T&A
Sep 20 2008 3:16PM
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NICK.VT
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hahahaghagahaha! definitely sluty ms. claus
Sep 20 2008 3:21PM
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spere
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^^ haha, slutty Barack Obaba
Sep 20 2008 3:26PM
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purplejumpsuit
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im trying to figure out what I want to be as well.. something fun that I can go to a party as, I was thinking a Greek goddess, maybe Athena, Gaia, or Aphrodite.
Sep 20 2008 3:46PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I don't have low self-esteem, but I have a slightly masculine sense of style - dark colors, tailored, business-like, etc. I just thought I would change it up for once, and kind of make fun of myself.
Sep 20 2008 4:04PM
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DaveM
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paint yourself in gold, find a sholver and a workers hat.. and be a gold digger.

Sep 20 2008 4:48PM
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skiP.E.I.
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you should be the Oracle at Delphi
Sep 20 2008 4:54PM
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skiP.E.I.
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and last year a girl i know was Lara Croft (tomb raider) for hallowe'en. it was cool.
Sep 20 2008 4:56PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Haven't you seen Myth Busters? Baaaaddd idea.

Anywho, that chick, Jill Masterson, from Gold Finger could be cool.
Sep 20 2008 5:01PM
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purplejumpsuit
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that would be cool.. not sure about how I would make the costume look tho, I dont know much about her.
Sep 20 2008 5:05PM
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richards
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be a dyke, that shouldnt be too hard
Sep 20 2008 5:05PM
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B-VUR
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Sarah Palin is a good idea, you could get a friend to put on a ton of makeup all dry and crusty and they could go as johm McCain.
Sep 20 2008 6:02PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Maybe I should. I bet I would get more pussy than you.
Sep 20 2008 6:14PM
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Sno.
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zing!

Sep 20 2008 6:19PM
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NcKing34
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PWNED!!!
Sep 20 2008 6:25PM
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richards
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probably not !
Sep 20 2008 10:14PM
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notomatoplz
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my buddies and i are ordering some hilarious costumes, this ones mine
http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/fw5463.html
Sep 20 2008 10:37PM
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Hannah.
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i did that last year may do again just because i am lazy
Sep 21 2008 2:00AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Pics or it didn't happen.





BTW
Richards, nice comeback.
Sep 21 2008 10:32AM
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MissMontana
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I know I"m going to get tons of shit for these pictures but whatever.

I. LOVE. HALLOWEEN.
 
Here are 2 of my 3 costumes this year (it's a friday, so we'll dress up Thursday, Friday and Saturday. 3 costumes):
1. Popcorn. Getting white and red striped fabric and making it into a tube dress. At the top, I'm putting yellow fabric and popcorn so it looks like my body is the box of popcorn and its spilling out of the top. Similar to my friend Camile: Click for larger image

2. That guy who sells stuff from the inside of his jacket. Orientaltrading.com has a ton of sweet party favors so I'm buying a set of the little plastic watches, some fake jewelry and some contoms and glue-gunning them to the inside of a trench coat I got at goodwill. Under it I'll be wearing tights, some kind of hot-pant and a tank top.

My sister and her friends are being "Sexy Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints." YOu know the recent mornom insanity? They're being FLDS women but slutty. Too soon?

Last year I was Dereliqued from Zoolander. I wore white fishnets and a white trashbag as a dress. Only it had leg holes so it wasn't a dress, more of a romper: Click for larger image

Other fun costumes I've had were Ron, Hermione and Harry: Click for larger image

A fannypsck super hero (my cape said "My Fanny is Super" on the back): Click for larger image

and last but not least, the Coppertone Baby (from the sunscreen): Click for larger image
Sep 21 2008 12:56PM
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Billiards.
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I might be a pillow
Sep 21 2008 12:57PM
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MissMontana
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also being a little kid is always fun because you get to act like a little kid.
i have a boyscout shirt I got at a thrift store that I wear over a long sleeved shirt (it's usually snowing on halloween). wear red tights and little boy superman underwear or something over the tights. wear power ranger socks and adidas slides. put your hair in pigtails and put freckles on your face. carry around a lunchbox filled with lollipops and beer.
Sep 21 2008 1:03PM
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notomatoplz
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will get pics when i order
Sep 21 2008 2:12PM
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pianoman
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be a dentist.

i'm going to be waldo btw.
Sep 21 2008 2:57PM
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b-kul
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oh shit!
Sep 21 2008 4:08PM
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skiP.E.I.
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I couldn't help but notice, you're halloween costumes don't seem to involve pants much.
Sep 21 2008 5:13PM
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RunDMc
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Maybe this can give you some ideas
Sep 21 2008 6:52PM
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mogulman
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I will be in Las Vegas for Halloween; should be OUTRAGEOUS!
Sep 21 2008 7:40PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Well that's the good thing about being a chick - you don't have to wear underwear or pants. People will accept you no matter what, except if you're a chunky monkey.
Sep 21 2008 8:59PM
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anthony_B
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I was Hansel back in the 8th Grade, and my best friend was Francis was Derek. ahahahha

So hot right now....

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Sep 21 2008 9:13PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Now I'm leaning towards Katinka again...damnit.

I need to weigh my options...


Sep 21 2008 9:26PM
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Sno.
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i think you might be a little MORE likely to be "accepted" if you're not wearing underwear or pants...

Sep 21 2008 10:28PM
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Valind
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you should be a post it note.  you could get a sexy white dress and shirt, get markers and let people write on you.  that would be original.
Sep 21 2008 10:32PM
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comeatmebro
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last year i was emo...this year i'm gonna be a girl. skirt and all. shaving the legs, goin all out.
Sep 21 2008 10:33PM
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Sno.
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people might think you went as a groupie.

-post it notes arent white
-why would someone wear a shirt and a dress at the same time?
Sep 21 2008 10:37PM
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Valind
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not all dresses are one piece. 

Sep 21 2008 10:41PM
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Sno.
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bahahahahahaha. are you trying to win in an argument about dresses with a girl?


a "dress" that you need to pair with a shirt (im assuming you mean "top"), is called a skirt.
Sep 21 2008 10:47PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Actually, I have found that statement to be true. I'm just going to whore it up this Halloween.
Sep 21 2008 11:00PM
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MotherFuckaJones
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I'm going to be blood ninja
Sep 21 2008 11:20PM
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