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My girlfriend is so badass!

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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
i ran to the store and i came back, and she had my ski suit on... and then i took it off

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Sep 13 2008 7:06PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
rasta santa
Sep 14 2008 8:41PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
Yea but how many pro skiers has your girlfriend danced with?
Sep 14 2008 8:50PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Why would you want your girl to do that? That seems kind of prohoe-ish.
Sep 14 2008 9:18PM
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BMskier
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ya but whos girlfriends dad is the president of volkl?

me. think of the possibilities with that one...
Sep 14 2008 9:40PM
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Snowcase
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Why wouldn't I?
Sep 14 2008 9:41PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
dude, you'll be able to break tennis rackets like you're andy roddick
Sep 14 2008 9:42PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Prohoe?
Sep 14 2008 10:00PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
roddick is sponsored by babolat.. but still, id rather get head..









skis and raquets.. get your mind out of the gutters
Sep 14 2008 10:44PM
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CZA
Posts: 1715 - Karma: 202
that sucks dude.
your girlfriends a pro hoe.
probably don't feel too good about that.
sorry man.
Sep 14 2008 10:46PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
not y girlfriend.. she likes tall guys, so i would only worry about hatveit.. even then hes 4 inches shorter than me
Sep 14 2008 10:51PM
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DaveM
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haha sweet. sick setup too
Sep 14 2008 11:12PM
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lushlaxstr
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claim??
Sep 15 2008 2:55AM
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Skibumsmith
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LUCKY!!! Does she slay the park as well? If she does, JACKPOT.
Sep 15 2008 3:17AM
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skiizy
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umm i thought claims were covered with pics.. so yeah i got a pic..
Sep 15 2008 3:26AM
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urbanjib
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damn dude...way jealous here...
Sep 15 2008 9:15AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
she put it on again!
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Sep 17 2008 8:29PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
how do we know this isn't just you trying to act like you've got a girlfriend. if it is a chick, get her to do something cool like anthony_b did.
Sep 18 2008 4:15AM
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toominator
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the pants are pretty long.. he already said he was way taller
Sep 18 2008 10:05AM
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Dustin.
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You are a choir boy compared to me!  A choir boy!!!!
Sep 18 2008 10:18AM
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anthony_B
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damn right...

Just like I did.

I think I speak for everybody here; We don't want to see a "girl" in your ski suit...
Sep 18 2008 10:34AM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sep 18 2008 10:53AM
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gab_mori7
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 55
totally sick, i'll try to get my next girlfriend to do this

all I got from my last gf was her to wear my D-structure new era cap while in bra and panties
Sep 18 2008 11:11AM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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errr
Sep 18 2008 2:17PM
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Sno.
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ahaha. word.
Sep 18 2008 2:58PM
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Sno.
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So wait, you got home and your girlfriend was like "look at me in your ski suit, now come tear if off and have your way with me you big bad dirty boy", and you were like "wait, let me get the camera..."
Sep 18 2008 3:10PM
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cannabisshane
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 Looks like Santa.
Sep 18 2008 3:16PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tru dat!

BTW Who the fuck plays with Head? Babolat and Prince FTW.





Sep 18 2008 3:21PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
i kept cracking my babolat aerodrive, without smashing it on the court or throwng it.. so i switched to stealth triple threats, and i broke it smashing it, so while waiting for a new one in the mail i used a Head liquid metal 8, and i liked it so much i bought a 2nd, now i have two liquids, one finally cracked cuz i threw it, and a prince triple threat, that is pretty fun

wow that kay have been confusing and rambling
Sep 18 2008 6:44PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
yeah im way taller, those are at her waist there.. heres me with them on back in the winter.. only pic i have of them on me.. and im sagging here

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Sep 18 2008 6:56PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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man that suit is almost as gay as i am listenin to TLC right now
Sep 18 2008 7:03PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Maybe you should cut out that tantrum bullshit. It's fucking stupid. I used to do it, and then I finally figured out that it's not worth it. You sound like some guys I used to play with. They would smash a raquet because they missed the shot by an inch. Is that emotion really worth destroying raquets for?
Sep 18 2008 7:07PM
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skiizy
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haha i have cut it out, i havent broke one since the beginning of the last season.. i broke two prince, but the babolats are strictly playing
Sep 18 2008 7:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Good. My coach, who used to be Courier's coach, was tired of my shit and yelled at me. For two weeks I threw the most horrendous tantrums until I had no more emotions. After that, my game improved 200%.
Sep 18 2008 7:31PM
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skiizy
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yeah i know exactly what you mean.. i channel the aggression into my shots now
Sep 18 2008 7:36PM
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