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sherLocke
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http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

pretty funny if you ask me
if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
Oct 27 2003 8:10PM
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P-JO
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QUOTE: 'Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,' said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.

Go Dr. Helena Shifteer!




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Heres the exact helmet Salomon Screamer
Oct 27 2003 8:14PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Print that out and hang it up in your school.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Oct 27 2003 8:15PM
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Downkink
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Ever girl i know will know about this... we must protect them from cancer.
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Ridiculous

2003-09-08 04:43:43
ryan if you or matt ever tries to milk the penguins on my penguin farm there will be hell to pay you sobs


Schwags
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No Life

2003-09-08 06:17:57
ive allready tried, but i couldnt find any nipples on those beasts.. they sure did find mine tho
Oct 27 2003 8:16PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
this can't be real.. can it?


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Oct 27 2003 8:17PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
who knows man, who knows. but we have to protect chicks from cancer so weve got to spread the word right?




if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
Oct 27 2003 8:23PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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im doing all i can to spread the word
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Oct 27 2003 8:30PM
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j.bird
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haha omg this is great stuf hahah im gonna tell every female i kno even freinds moms cuz i kno quite a few milfs

Oct 27 2003 8:33PM
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moe
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kmon guys, dont be selfish. the women need semen, and us men have to stand up to the call to save them from cancer. im gonna make panflits.

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Oct 27 2003 8:36PM
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SkeeOrDye
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while u r over there makn pamphlets, im makn prophits. i am now a perscribtion drug
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Oct 27 2003 8:41PM
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NewSchoolSnow
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I already printed out a copy. Im gonna spread the info.







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Oct 27 2003 8:41PM
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cams
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i sent it to like so many people.. this should be widespread news man... we can save lives here people!


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Oct 27 2003 8:44PM
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NewSchoolSnow
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Were doing the best thing in the world. Helping women, and getting pleaseure out of it tooo.







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Oct 27 2003 8:47PM
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*jay*
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
hahah that is funny, but i dont know if it is true. Well if it is I guess I will be blowing once a day!! hahaha
Oct 27 2003 8:47PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahahaha SOOOOO fucking funny! How great.


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a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 8:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
its fake. Look at the URL. theillustrator.com. Haven't you seen those CNN article generators? A girl sent me that earlier today too. Spread the word though. If it get's one more guy a blowjob we've done our jobs.

Coming Soon...
Oct 27 2003 8:52PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i like it!



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 27 2003 8:53PM
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NewSchoolSnow
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You had to screw it up for me. I thought it was real at first. Now ill never live with myself if it works.







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Oct 27 2003 8:56PM
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winterparksuks
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NICE but that sounds like something from the manshow?hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Oct 27 2003 8:58PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
damn, i wish i could be part of these surveys



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 27 2003 9:08PM
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Vtsnowski
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awesome




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
Oct 27 2003 9:21PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
I'll finally get some action...and for a good cause....or not

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 27 2003 9:55PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
the only action i want is from my angeldrawers



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 27 2003 9:58PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
stupid fake articles I already forwarded to every email in my address book





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Oct 27 2003 10:02PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
ok will do
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

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Oct 27 2003 10:05PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I just read the article for the first time, pretty funny actually





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Oct 27 2003 10:07PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^hahaha me too. It is funny... Especially since my dad and cousin went to NCSU and I went to a camp through Johns Hopkins. You have nothing to worry about pookie


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 10:19PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
YOU WENT TO JOHN HOPKINS SARAH?!?!?!?! I DID TOO! In Rhode Island?

Actually I hated JH so much, my parents sent me there because I kept getting in trouble for smoking pot at school





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Oct 27 2003 10:21PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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im turning it in to my health teacher for extra credit. hahaha. if u print it out after hitting print this the url looks real.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Oct 28 2003 6:42AM
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jfk
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
one girl at my school once said her boobs got bigger because she started swallowing... yea fun times
Oct 28 2003 11:49AM
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lizziebeth
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hahah some kids hung up this article all over campus.

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Oct 28 2003 12:40PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
hahaha, ure named after the horniest president ever!



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 28 2003 1:38PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha yeah I did Lauren. I liked them, though. Which one did you go to? Both of mine were in the marine biology field, go figure.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 28 2003 2:17PM
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PhaedeD
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well shit i agree.











Go Big and Die!
Oct 28 2003 3:26PM
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jfk
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^^^and what about old bill ?
Oct 28 2003 3:48PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
jfk had a chemical imbalance, he fucked the most chix out of any president, he even did marylin monroe. He was just such a good overall president that nobody really cared, any1 that really complained about him was a racist.



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 28 2003 4:01PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
bill was just trying to save monica's life


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Oct 28 2003 4:14PM
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jfk
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
yea and then trying to impeach him ... not very nice of them
Oct 28 2003 4:17PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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best article ever! I dont care if its fake, i'm still emailing it to all the girls on my list.
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Oct 28 2003 5:05PM
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skodeo7
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For the record, its definately fake, none of the links work. But hell, that didn't stop me from sending it to every girl on my buddy list as well.
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Oct 28 2003 6:31PM
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1212j5j5
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martin tried to save my life.. but i was like.. no
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Oct 28 2003 7:28PM
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teresak2
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'The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.'

ah ha ha ha ha ha


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Oct 28 2003 7:51PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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So fucking awesome! I am goin to carry around a copy of that and show it to chicks when I want them to give me head...


On my way to goddom
Oct 28 2003 8:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
does it reduce any cancers in men? i hope so cuz then ill be in the clear


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Oct 29 2003 2:14PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
^haha

wow, I printed out 50 copies of that article and handed them out today in school and everybody in the school had read it by 3rd period and like the administration called me down to the office and I was like, 'If you suspend/arrest me for this you would be suspending/arresting me for saving lives! Would you rather I take lives?' and I got out of it cause they are still scared of me from the essay. It was funny as all hell though cause kids were using it for their current events and the kids on the announcements read it and all...


On my way to goddom
Oct 29 2003 2:26PM
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jex
Posts: 2189 - Karma: 288
look's like I'll be saving womens lives, one nut at a time.



ski-unit
Oct 29 2003 2:35PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
no way thats true


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Oct 29 2003 4:03PM
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Danger.
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its not, he admitted it
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Oct 30 2003 12:47AM
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UpDawg
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That just plain rules.
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Oct 30 2003 1:21AM
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Kotelet
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The site has been closed by enraged female lawyers!!!!! hehehe


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Oct 30 2003 12:12PM
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five0
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i hate feminists,anyone save the article so i can read it
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Oct 30 2003 2:04PM
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