Most Creative Sign a Homeless Person has carried.

SKIDUBAIGUY

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Thats nice, i have a penis, it will grow bigger if you tell me how NS is meant to respond and take part in this thread.

Aug 21 2008 12:02PM

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MrYeates

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A gang of ninjas stole my family
need money to buy karate lessons

one of the guys up in Seattle Washington

Aug 21 2008 12:09PM

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charmander

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need beer money.

at least its honest haha

Aug 21 2008 12:12PM

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jo-shmo

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Give her a break, there have been many shitter and less original threads.

Aug 21 2008 12:13PM

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SKIDUBAIGUY

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See Jodi, i can contribute to your thread fully

Aug 21 2008 12:13PM

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Malcolm

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those signs are awesome

Aug 21 2008 12:15PM

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SKIDUBAIGUY

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Woah, wait, are they the same person?

Aug 21 2008 12:15PM

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JamesR

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not homeless, but i saw a hitchhiker with a sign that said "wont kill you"

Aug 21 2008 12:18PM

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0ptions

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i saw a guy in chicago and he would yell does anyone want to meet my friend??? Well his name is phil, then he whips out a bucket attached to a stick and yells phil, the bucket. I laughed.

Aug 21 2008 12:19PM

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kzrstf

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''spare 14 cents''
doesnt make sense!

Aug 21 2008 12:21PM

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BeerGoggles

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Dude are you bipolar or something? In each of your replies, you seem to be having an argument with yourself. Anyways. made me laugh.

For this thread - There's a dude in montreal who comes up behind people and puts a banana to their back and tells them to "stick 'em up". They usualy freak and assume it's a gun, until they turn around and realise it's just some guy with an extra raw banana.

Aug 21 2008 12:24PM

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eheath

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I had a guy go up to a couple whos car we parked at my job and say "im going to be honest, can i have change so i can go buy a pint" They said no.

Aug 21 2008 12:45PM

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"to lazy to work, to scared to steal"

Aug 21 2008 12:48PM

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Style+eeze

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I've seen that one!
where did you see him, i saw him downtown

but...
right outside of a mariners game, there was a man with a sign that said "need money for food", standing right next to a guy that had a sign that said "need money for weed".

at least the 2nd guy was being honest, and he got hella money, and the 1st guy got none.

Aug 21 2008 12:55PM

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bigwhite^rocker

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why 14 cents? why not 15 cents?

Aug 21 2008 12:59PM

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b-ladd

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I don't think the kid was homeless, but he was drumming on a bucket and had a sign that said, "If you don't give money to street performers, you're a pedifile."

Aug 21 2008 1:16PM

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babujib

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Aug 21 2008 1:21PM

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SKIDUBAIGUY

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SEE! look at my post then look at this one, same guy!

Aug 21 2008 1:23PM

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beezey

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"I don' t want your money, I just need change"

Aug 21 2008 1:37PM

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samwise

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yeah, joe dirt was a good movie

Aug 21 2008 2:08PM

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Dylan_

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i was in venice beach california walking down like the strip sorta thing, and if you've been there you know its full of alot of homeless people. so i was walking around and my favorite one was " will work for weed"

Aug 21 2008 2:28PM

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frstyl46skier

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yea ive seen a bunch in NYC that are like "im not gunna lie im gunna use this money for beer and weed" haha

Aug 21 2008 2:46PM

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im at a red light downtown and a guy is sittin there in nice clothes begging his sign was as follows:

1st side: need money

2nd: wont lie need beer

just as were about to go he whips out another that said:

fuck you cheap assholes, what are you jewish?

it wa epic

Aug 21 2008 2:58PM

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VCharette

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honesty is the key, i once saw a sign "will give a premonition for a cheeseburger" and some people gave her a cheeseberger but she never gave them the premonitioon.... pffft

Aug 21 2008 2:58PM

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Elijah.

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I saw one that said, "Only a 1$ to read this sign."

Aug 21 2008 3:03PM

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eastAR5

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theres a guy in Harvard Square that i always see with a sign that says "NEED MONEY FOR STARBUCKS AND WEED"

Aug 21 2008 4:09PM

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crooks

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"will smoke your weed for food"

Aug 21 2008 4:11PM

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Mr.LemonPie

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"Yeah, I know, get a job ya bum."

Aug 21 2008 4:16PM

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scott-skis

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dude no fuckin way some kid at my school made that exact sign because he wanted to buy pizza and he got like 15 bucks

Aug 21 2008 4:20PM

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Grube

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in portland there are random animals by fountains and this one homeless guy was like "do you have any money to save the otters?"when i said no he shot the otter in the head with a fake gun that has a BANG! sign thing come out of it, it was actually really funny so i gave him some money.

Aug 21 2008 4:25PM

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HeartBeatFaster

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And you saw that on Drillbit Taylor...

Aug 21 2008 7:00PM

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AALT

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saw him twice on vacation.

Aug 21 2008 7:13PM

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MC_POUTINE

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all the time up here

Aug 21 2008 7:35PM

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.makuma.

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i think ive seen him!

Aug 21 2008 11:32PM

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JamesR

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haha yeah dont be a smartass, it was actually this snowboarder kid and his friend lookin for a ride up hood from sandy. needless to say, their brilliant signs were enough for me and my sister to give them a ride.

Aug 22 2008 12:18AM

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Reptar.

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Does it bother anyone else that these guys will sit around for hours on end, RIGHT IN FRONT OF STORES. They could have easily walked in and asked for an application, cleaned themselves up, and got a job.

no hate, but some people need to grow up.

Aug 22 2008 1:50AM

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Tinga

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no phone

Aug 22 2008 2:33AM

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Aug 22 2008 2:52AM

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orange.

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http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/Xxsteve-oxX/hardcoreblackguy.jpg

Aug 22 2008 2:53AM

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Tinga

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[IMG] http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/Xxsteve-oxX/hardcoreblackguy.jpg[/IMG]

Aug 22 2008 2:56AM

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Tinga

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damn i usually dont fuck it up.

Aug 22 2008 2:57AM

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Reptar.

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you don't have to speak english to get a job, you don't have to be a legal citizen to get a job. you don't even have to get a job to get a job nowadays man.

Aug 22 2008 3:15AM

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