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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
so basically im a football player, but i blew out my shoulder so i cant play football this year. instead, im playing JV soccer with a few of my friends just to stay in shape, i need some shit to wear to make myself look like a goon. i already am thinking a neon headband to keep the flow back along with getting my shorts in a size small, what else could i do?
Aug 20 2008 7:49PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
Shave you legs, and grow a big fuzzy beard.
Aug 20 2008 7:52PM
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babujib
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i would shave my legs, but thats kinda gay, and my schools one of those uptight schools that doesnt allow facial hair unfortunately
Aug 20 2008 7:55PM
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b-ladd
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dangly earrings. or just a big hoop, like a pirate. and of course, old school neon oakleys, the kind that look like a rainbow windshield.
Aug 20 2008 7:57PM
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216
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
kick it with some nice reebok classics and some knee high socks, i XSmall wife beater would go nicely.
Aug 20 2008 7:58PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
Get a whole bunch of fake tatoos and put them all over your arms and stuff, so you look like a bad ass.
Aug 20 2008 7:59PM
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TerminatorX
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haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.

1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.

2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.

3rd-  whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
Aug 20 2008 8:03PM
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MissMontana
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Yes. A+. Points if they're tribal or glittery.
Aug 20 2008 8:03PM
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Franny
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Your back of your jersey should say


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Aug 20 2008 8:05PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
i fully intended to do so, were already planning out team goal celebrations and as far as wearing a beater and shit i cant really because its like a team uniform but ill throw some NS stickers on it or something
Aug 20 2008 8:07PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
take pictures!
but yeah, get reallly small shorts, grow a stache, grow your hair real long, wear tights
neon old school glasses that make you look like robocop
all are awesome
Aug 20 2008 8:41PM
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photowill
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those with a sweet headband, mustache, wrist bands, and short shorts would be epic
Aug 20 2008 8:51PM
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eric25
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Hahahaha. All the pros do that (even though that's probably the point).
Aug 20 2008 8:55PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
get some mah fucking GRILLZ
Aug 20 2008 9:06PM
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j.saaaarela
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wear ski gloves, and if possible wear rain boots, and ski goggles....
helmets would b cool 2...
stuff ur cup

Aug 20 2008 9:14PM
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jedi.Jim
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^ haha yeah wear mad small shorts and stuff a sock in there.
Aug 20 2008 9:19PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
get a mullet it would look sick with the neon headband
Aug 20 2008 9:22PM
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Bab.
Posts: 766 - Karma: 22
wear some cutters and a scarf
Aug 20 2008 9:38PM
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Ham.and.Cheese
Posts: 557 - Karma: 58
Spray paint your shoes like hot pink or some crazy color
Aug 20 2008 9:43PM
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photowill
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i failed
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Aug 20 2008 9:53PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
good luck playing soccer in any of that
Aug 20 2008 9:57PM
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ryan.c
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wen someone on ur team scores(you too, but if someone else does itd be funnier) take ur shirt off and run around the field screaming and waving it above ur head
Aug 20 2008 10:04PM
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ryan.c
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oh and every call against your team, yell at the ref (not enough to get kicked out tho)

and every call for ur team, tell him hes doing a good job
Aug 20 2008 10:05PM
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comeatmebro
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okay every time someone steals the ball from you be like "COME ON REF!! that was such a push he was obstructing me!!" or just go with the classic fall and grab your knee screaming. then get up after the call and be like huh...feels good as new.

every time you steal the ball, just call the kid a pussy. it really pisses them off.

if you score a goal run around with your shirt over your face screaming "SAY MY FUCKING NAME!! SAY MY FUCKING NAME BITCHES!!! we had a kid do that last year, but serious hahaha.

try to start fights with kids. call them grass fairies just to be really hypocritical and kick them in the back of the legs going for the ball. step on kids feet right before they go for a ball. it pisses them off, and they'll try to talk shit but won't do anything cause they are all pussies. it's hilarious.

if a kid ever pisses you off and is behind you going for a ball. act like you're gonna do a move throw your elbow and spin, it looks accidental and you elbow them in the face. [claim] i broke a kids nose on tuesday doing this, it was badass. [/claim]

that's all i got


Aug 20 2008 10:23PM
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twin-tip-hero
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haha a kid on my team grows his hair out all year and cuts it into a mullet just for soccer season.
Aug 20 2008 10:35PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
shave NS into ur leg hair.....if ur half sasquatch like me....or ur hair whichever u prefer. this kid on my rugby team would come with either a pink,purple, or rainbow bandana, a xs shirt that was like from 1983, his hair would be a mess, and hed challenge anyone including the coach to gay chicken.......the only person he lost to was this one kid who came out bi 3 months later
Aug 20 2008 10:41PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
headband, wrist bands, tall tube socks, short shorts, and a size xs jersey.
Aug 20 2008 10:47PM
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natedogg789435
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dude i feel bad for you. sounds like your school is run by super tools
Aug 20 2008 10:50PM
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Duncan*
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and for the 3rd one u gotta pull ur shirt up over ur face and run round with ur arms out.. and u have to do lunges for warm up. tell us how it goes
Aug 20 2008 11:41PM
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richards
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just go to american aparrel and pick out the most gay shit you can find there
Aug 20 2008 11:43PM
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