alright so last night i was drinking at a friends house....prolly my first time drinkin in two weeks or something....anyways i got pretty drunk, wayyyyy drunker than i thought and this was all through sneaking out....apparently got a ride home from friends? andpuked in my friends car, and got completely caught by my parents and i remember absolutely none of it. fuckk
haha dont worry i smoke a good amount as well....the was my first time drinking in a couple weeks, and before that it was like a week straight of drunkedness. idk ive never had a complete loss of memory like that before...sucks.
Not like you got plastered drunk, cheated on your girlfriend, in front of everyone; started a stupid argument with your best friend during which you chose not to back down on a stupid point, and fought him over it thus alienating him; tried to fight two assholes simoultaneously with the broken end of a beer bottle before getting teeth knocked out; collapsing through a coffee table while pissing on yourself; getting robbed drunk before gaining consciousness for semi-brief periods of time only to see yourself covered in marker ink and shaving cream and then emptying the contents of your stomach on yourself and rolling over only to soak it into your neighbor's brand new carpet.
THAT would be a bad night.
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."