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ElasmoSkiChick
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EAT EAT EAT EAT, EAT EAT EAT EAT
Ate last night, ate the night before, gunna eat tonight like I never ate before. 'Cuz when I eat I'm as happy as can BEEEEEEEEE. 'Cuz I'm a member of the E-A-T!

Yes, I'm obsessed with food. I love food. Food is my life. Food and skiing. I breathe food. I dream of food. I am the biggest food-eating pig on this site, and anyone who challenges that can eat my food-loaded shit. I love almost all food. There are few exceptions (pig, onions, mom's quiche), but yes. I can eat more than you! HAHA!!!!!!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:12PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I'm eating right now
Matt

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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 25 2003 11:12PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Me too. I almost always eat. If I'm not eating, I'm hungry. I RARELY get full.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:14PM
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TheWorst
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that kind of sounded like doctor seuss elasmoskichick hahaha


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:15PM
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freeze_pooter
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what do u do to burn all those calories. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cough cough

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:16PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
she rapes food... i've seen it.. she has videos of it
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Oct 25 2003 11:17PM
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TheWorst
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ummmmmm.............. eat more food?


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:17PM
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Mattman
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lol, we all get that one ^
Matt

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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 25 2003 11:17PM
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DrPepper
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I LOVE TO EAT AS WELL! but you knew that.
-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Oct 25 2003 11:17PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I work out. And I work. And I get hyperish. And I eat more.

Fuck Dr. Suess. I'll bite his deceased head off. Well, maybe not that far...


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:18PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
whoa u get hyper and u wear blue thongs tha match your cow girl outfit? thatz badass


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:19PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
don't forget about her raping food
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Oct 25 2003 11:21PM
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freeze_pooter
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never

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:22PM
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freeze_pooter
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looks like oatsies has got it all worked out

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:23PM
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Mattman
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I'm hyper right now
Matt

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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 25 2003 11:23PM
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TheWorst
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o ya she rapes food too thats just craaaaaazy


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:24PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
It's Oatesie. If you're gunna use that name, get it right.

Oatesie's my name and food's my game. Yeehaw sucka!

Even my email is food. Yikes!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:25PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
not crazy... sexy

tlc crazy sexy cool... it's tlc right?
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Oct 25 2003 11:25PM
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DrPepper
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what kind of food do you rape?
-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Oct 25 2003 11:26PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yep, it's TLC. Poor Left Eye. Guess she didn't eat enough food like Sarzy.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:27PM
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Sk3bUm
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or maybe it was because she had that condom covering her left eye
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Oct 25 2003 11:28PM
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freeze_pooter
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sorry i wasnt thinkin straight all i could see was u in a cowgirl outfit with a maching thong

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:28PM
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Sk3bUm
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atleast she died with steeze... right?
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Oct 25 2003 11:29PM
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TheWorst
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^^^^ hahaha we all hav those visions


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:30PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ yup
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 25 2003 11:30PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
concept_dude are u sleep walking cause i thought u were going night night

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:31PM
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Sk3bUm
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her cowgirl outfit sonsists of cowboy boots and a hat.... *begins foaming from the mouth*
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Oct 25 2003 11:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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So Sarah, for Halloween are you being a slutty cowgirl?!?! I'm being a slutty French maid!





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Oct 25 2003 11:32PM
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freeze_pooter
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and her cowgirl skirt at her ankles cause shes raping food right

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:32PM
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TheWorst
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im sleep walking alright.... shit its 12:18am here right now


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:33PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT FOOD, NOT MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME, BITCHES! Get back on topic before I shoot you all with Micah's banana gun.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:33PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
exactly
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Oct 25 2003 11:34PM
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TheWorst
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HOLY SHIT!!! UVE GOT A BANANA GUN?!?!?!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:35PM
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freeze_pooter
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thisangelicrage tricker treat at my house and ill give you your best treat ever

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:35PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
preloaded bitch
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Oct 25 2003 11:35PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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^Micah does.

And Lauren (last time an off-topic post is allowed to be made on this thread), I can't be a sluttly cowgirl because I have to set a good example for the kiddies at work. I'm not allowed to put on a show and do my little jig. :( Rawr.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:36PM
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TheWorst
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i c......................


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:37PM
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freeze_pooter
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.....oatesie raping food

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:42PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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What the fuck. Micah, why'd you say I rape food? My duckies rape food, silly, not me.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:43PM
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TheWorst
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hahaha raping food


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:43PM
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Sk3bUm
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so the duckies were the ones trying to rape me all along
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Oct 25 2003 11:45PM
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Ds91260
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in the past month or so, ive become a bum that resides in his parents house, but last night, i ate at least twice my body weight, without spending a cent





die.
Oct 25 2003 11:46PM
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TheWorst
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hahaha duckies... HEY WAIT A SECOND I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT FOOD


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:46PM
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freeze_pooter
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u rape food to burn calories, right

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:47PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Yay Alex, you rock.

YEAH, it's about food, poop heads.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:48PM
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TheWorst
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once i ate a bad ham sandwich in newfoundland and got food poisoning ham sandwiches r bad news


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:49PM
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Mattman
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that sucks

No my ?? is GONE
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 25 2003 11:50PM
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freeze_pooter
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unless you rape em first then theyre a ok

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:50PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Stop with the food raping. That topic is done.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:52PM
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TheWorst
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yea i barfed like 8 times that night and i think i slept on the shitter


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:53PM
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freeze_pooter
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sorry oatesie

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:53PM
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