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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
i wanna get a pet cow when i get older.......i think id name it melvin or some shit like that.....does anyone own a pet cow?
Aug 18 2008 12:22AM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
you would have to buy a lot of food for it
Aug 18 2008 12:23AM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
true...i wanna live in so. cal by the beach....think i can rep a cow there?
Aug 18 2008 12:26AM
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slashquatch
Posts: 874 - Karma: 17
teach him to surf
Aug 18 2008 12:42AM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
trust me ill teach that fucker to surf and do much more
Aug 18 2008 12:43AM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
hahaha Brendan you are crazy... i can just see you walking your cow down the so cal beaches... (whistle) here Melvin (clap your hands) here girl. (melvin might not be the best name for a lady.)

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Aug 18 2008 12:44AM
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FuMang
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Aug 18 2008 12:51AM
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jstemp
Posts: 349 - Karma: 3,818
I'd tip that shit.
Aug 18 2008 12:51AM
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FuMang
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
teach that bitch to only make strawberry milk
Aug 18 2008 12:52AM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Now that you mention it, a surfing cow does sounds pretty badass.
Aug 18 2008 1:04AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I have a pet Texas Longhorn steer. His name is Filet and he is 17-years-old. He has about a 10ft hornspan.
Aug 18 2008 1:15AM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
does he surf too?
Aug 18 2008 1:19AM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
me and my friend used to blow smoke in his cows face and get them high :D
Aug 18 2008 1:25AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Well with this hurricane coming I might take him out with me.
Aug 18 2008 1:26AM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
badass
Aug 18 2008 1:49AM
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kiwi_as
Posts: 421 - Karma: 189
I want a pet midget. i would have it fetch my cool beverages, and cook me whatever tasty snacks i desire. then we would go out into town and get up to all sorts of nifty tricks, it would steal me more snacks from shops since the shop person wouldn't be able to see it over the counter, and would wear only green clothes and dance a jig while pronouncing children are always after its lucky charms. then i would take it home since it would be so tired from working those funny little arms and legs and i would tuck it into its midget sized bed, then read it a fairytale from the ancient tales of Norwegian lore. it would drift off to sleep and dream of being a fearsome midget viking chief, plundering villages of normal sized people and having its way with the sexiest midgets in the town.

Shawn Johnson will do...
Aug 18 2008 7:36AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Surfing cow-

Aug 18 2008 8:48AM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
i loled + karma
Aug 18 2008 9:27AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
midgets are people too   -karma
Aug 18 2008 9:40AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
50mph winds. Surf should be good, but riptide will be a complete bitch.
Aug 18 2008 11:14AM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
hahahah pet surfing cow would be sick nasty
Aug 18 2008 11:36AM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
fer sure....get  him some black and white frogskins or some other type or shades in black and white
Aug 18 2008 1:47PM
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Korbit
Posts: 684 - Karma: 54
I have cows.....haha i raise and sell them and make mucho cash.
but than again i live on a ranch in montana...
but i have one thats ewber freindly and its pretty kool...u can ride her and stuff...
ok....now i just sound like a weirdo....

Aug 18 2008 2:06PM
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