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Ride Aston Martin...

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Shpadoinkle
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It's official. Aston Martin has skis - Aston DBS Prague Ski.

My brother says they are twins, but I'm highly doubting it.

I can't find a picture of them anywhere, but they are in this months Top Gear UK Edition.

They also have chromed out Marker bindings. (Ugh.)

1500 quid.

They will go nicely with my Chanel pair.

Aug 15 2008 10:16PM
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miroz
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Hahaha, zomg, I need them to go with my Gucci poles!  I heard Jon Olsson is switching to their team for skis, outwear, goggles, boots, and miscelaneous items.  He'll be perfectly accesorized!
Aug 16 2008 10:38AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Simply gorgeous, dawling, simply gorgeous.
Aug 16 2008 10:50AM
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miroz
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By the waaaaay, where are thosoooe teeeea and crumpets you promised meeee?  I'm dyyyyyyyyying for a chilled beverage.

LAWL.
Aug 16 2008 11:11AM
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Sheldon
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Gay.
Aug 16 2008 2:31PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Bloody hell, man! You really go arse over tit for those bloody crumpets. By the way, can I spot you for a fag?
Aug 16 2008 3:02PM
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miroz
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Shit you got me there.  I don't know what a fag is...tell me and we'll continue our conversation

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Aug 16 2008 3:53PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Cigarette.
Aug 16 2008 4:42PM
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miroz
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[/accent] Thank you :) [accent[

Oh noooooo, sowwwy dawling, I'm don't smoke...Where aw those bloody crumpets woman?

Aug 16 2008 6:32PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Don't throw a wobbly. Don't be a sod either, so go have yourself a wacky backy.
Aug 16 2008 6:55PM
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jack.whelan
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whoops a daisy, that last one doesnt work! I am enjoying your tribute to my lovely island nation, blighty as we call it!
+K for effort!
Aug 16 2008 8:02PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Yeah, well that's because I'm not British. It's also kind of weird for me to actually talk with British slang anyway because I have a Southern twang.
Aug 16 2008 8:58PM
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artfullydodged
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BULLOCKS!!!!
Aug 16 2008 10:14PM
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miroz
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I do a pretty mean British accent, but I don't know any lingo...don't get me started on my Durty Mexican accent though...man, if Taco Bell made a ski...
Aug 16 2008 10:28PM
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dave44
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*bollocks


bullocks are a cow or ox or something. and a surname.
Aug 16 2008 10:44PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I have a pretty good British accent since I have a good friend that is from Sheffield, and he's got the Southern accent coming along quite splendidly. But the accent that gets the guys going is the Southern twang - it just works. HAHA! Though I did fool that guy at the Aston Martin dealership into thinking I was from England.
Aug 16 2008 11:33PM
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