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Micheal Phelps

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Avifarer
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This guy is not human. I'm not even American and i'm giving this guy props.
He just won his 5th gold medal, broke the record for gold medals, and all of his medals are in world record time.
And i just witnessed him win 2 golds within 2 hours. Not sure if that was real time but still. Amazing.
Aug 12 2008 11:34PM
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shibby
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He's a bitch.
Aug 12 2008 11:35PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i tought him to swim
Aug 12 2008 11:36PM
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*208*shill
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haha
Aug 12 2008 11:39PM
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invader7
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10th metal i thought. and hes still got like ten more events or some shit
Aug 12 2008 11:39PM
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Mezmerize19
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just saw this sick picture of him on the finish breaststroke.

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Aug 12 2008 11:41PM
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Blurst
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well he hasnt broken the record yet
its 7 by mark spitz but he will defenitaly do it hes an absolute monster
and im not american either and im giving him huge props
Aug 12 2008 11:45PM
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icon1234
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Did you see his interview of what he eats on a day to day basis. He consumes over 10,000 calories a day, I am pretty sure his breakfast is more than what i consume with 3 meals.
Aug 12 2008 11:46PM
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low_fidelity
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it is sooooooo obvious that he does steroids. steroids are so far ahead of the drug testing
Aug 12 2008 11:46PM
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RICK_ROSS
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this thread sucks so....

mich philmore?
Aug 12 2008 11:49PM
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anxju
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its michael phelps.  why does everyone spell michael micheal and favre farve
Aug 12 2008 11:50PM
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Meh42
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Perhaps because those are the common spellings and I guess the majority of us don't worship sportscenter enough to know or really care about the transposition of two letters?

Phelps is a beast.
Aug 12 2008 11:54PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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Guy is awesome.
Aug 12 2008 11:56PM
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JEWbacca
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freakin beast man i just saw one of his races now the team event. he basicly won it for his team.
Aug 12 2008 11:56PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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I loved it when they were raving about how the french were going to kill everyone else and the US team came out and took the gold in the relay...
Aug 13 2008 12:05AM
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artfullydodged
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swimmings alot more about form than strength, so i dont think taking steroids would be all that useful to him anyways
Aug 13 2008 1:10AM
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Ski303
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He is sick...his arm span is 4" longer than his height
Aug 13 2008 1:18AM
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ButteredToast.
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Haha yeah, the top 5 teams from the men's relay that we won broke the world record because of the new Lazer Suits.

A kid I know is sponsored and gets them for free, and he said those things are so thin that they wear out in just a few swims.
Aug 13 2008 1:29AM
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WONTON
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man im 6'2" and my arms are longer than phelps. 6'7" wingspan is nothing...imma be a dolphin when i grow up
Aug 13 2008 1:36AM
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ButteredToast.
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Call mythbusters!!
Aug 13 2008 1:40AM
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doublexl
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just watched him break the world record in 400 m breast while breaking the gold medal record. this dude aint even funny.
Aug 13 2008 1:41AM
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artfullydodged
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haha yea that suits also helps swimmers maintain the correct form,i i fell bad for anybody not with speedo
Aug 13 2008 1:55AM
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=Worf=
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and the 4x200 free relay the US team smashed the world record by over 4 seconds that is just obserd.
Aug 13 2008 9:47AM
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Bepo
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I bet you Phelps could beat people wearing this:

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Aug 13 2008 9:50AM
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Astomp
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i dont think so.  he is part of a voluntary "super" drug screening program thats spose to be catching up with the doping scene.

"He’s also one of the dozen American team members (along with sprinter Tyson Gay) that signed up to additional blood and urine testing in a canvassing effort for drug-free sport."

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/sport/2008/0813/1218477454327.html

i just looked up any facts i could. to make sure i wasnt wrong.





Aug 13 2008 11:03AM
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BeerGoggles
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He is a beast. I get so pumped watching him. Like I really just wanna get back in the water and go train.

Hopefully Mike Brown can get Canada a medal...
Aug 13 2008 1:03PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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MIchael phelps is terrifying, probably one of the most intense athletes out there. I've given up cheering for canada (less mike brown) and i just want him to win all 9 golds. In the relay, how far ahead he went was laughable. But i have to give some credit to brent hayden (3rd canadian). He was the world champion in i think 100m freestyle, and even though he fucked up his own event pretty hard, he put canada in second from 5th when he swam. If he'd gone last, canada might have had a medal, i think.
Aug 13 2008 1:07PM
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charmander
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i agree. my name is michael, and people try and spell it michel or mikel, im just like NO haha, i go by mike though
Aug 13 2008 1:07PM
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C_Shred
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no steroids involved, just cross breeding. half fish half amasing
Aug 13 2008 1:07PM
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joly.sp
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The USA 4x200m team beat the world record by 4 fucking seconds!!!
If he tested positive for anything its gonna be a joke

Aug 13 2008 1:13PM
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BeerGoggles
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I also realised that most teams werent using their fastest swimmer as the ancor. I wanna know how they choose the order.

Aug 13 2008 1:22PM
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heFF
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usa ftw straight murderin people in the water like nothin
Aug 13 2008 1:34PM
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ATLskier
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yup huge d bag in real life
Aug 13 2008 1:59PM
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DopeSauce
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Haha, on the radio station I listen to this morning they were talking about how he's getting all the multi million dollar contracts now.  And the guy's like "Hang on, I get here at 4:30 in the morning and work my ass off all day for nothing, this guy swans around all day and does a little bit of swimming and he's making mega bucks!"
Aug 13 2008 3:22PM
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grams.
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i don't even like swimming but shits crazy. the guy isn't human. on one of the races his goggles got completely filled up with chlorine infested water and he just swam the whole thing blind basically and broke the record. no big deal
Aug 13 2008 3:45PM
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Dustin.
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Okay I vote that everyone who is not a swimmer should just not post their opinions.  Speedo, TYR, and Nike make a newer, faster suit every year.  In 2000 we had Aquablades, then Fastskins, then Fastskin IIs, and now LZR.  EVERYONE WEARS THEM.  Even middle school kids, and anyone who is on a big enough team gets a free one.  More than half the people in the races swim for Speedo, which is why all the records are in Speedo's new suits.  Yet every Olympics it becomes a big controversy because that's the only time people actually watch swimming.  These suits were out at World Championships too...and there were different results in a lot of races.  The suit makes little difference, if any at all.
Aug 13 2008 4:09PM
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Dustin.
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It depends on the race.  In the 400 free relay the races are close sprints, so the fastest usually goes last.  Some coaches like to get a lead first though, so if they have the team to do it they will set it up that way.
Aug 13 2008 4:12PM
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poh_money
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haha yeah. it took the announcers like 2 minutes to read the list.
Aug 13 2008 4:29PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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all this talk about the suits... at least he doesnt have one that covers his chest like alot of the other guys
Aug 13 2008 4:31PM
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steve.o
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hahaha, yep i thought that was him
Aug 13 2008 5:26PM
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[~_~]
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Holy sloth...
Aug 13 2008 5:33PM
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hael
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yeah that's so crazy. he spends more than 5 hours a day in the water too.
Aug 13 2008 7:00PM
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Dustin.
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Ya he does, there are different styles for different types of swims.  Thats why he has one of each.
Aug 13 2008 7:02PM
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Dustin.
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And because Jason Lezak is the fastest 100 free the US has
Aug 13 2008 7:03PM
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blindside
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he set a world record without wearing the new LZR suit....
Aug 13 2008 7:12PM
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Codfish.
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they had to pan the camera back to get evceryone else in the shot hahaha
Aug 13 2008 7:21PM
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Peter.
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yeah they fucking raped at the relay
Aug 13 2008 7:23PM
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Codfish.
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yeah it was pretty amazing how they can swim that fast

Aug 13 2008 7:29PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Mike is crazy. He's 6'4" and he isn't 200lbs, AND he eats about 10,000 calories a day. NUTS!

Aug 13 2008 7:30PM
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