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my brother is a handicap

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TheWorst
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me n my brothers were driving home from trampolining n my oldest brother had to go in a store n by some milk, so hes in there for a while, n my stupid brother goes he better b buying us something good, so he comes out with his plastic bag containing a carton of milk and a drink 4 himself. my bro getz in the car n he takes out his drink, my bro passes the bag 2 me n my stupid brother goes yo man pass those back here!! what a fucking idiot!! eh? eh? n thats how retarted my brother is
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Oct 23 2003 4:42PM
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P-JO
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good story.





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Oct 23 2003 4:43PM
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RideBLUNT
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uhh...ok


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Oct 23 2003 4:44PM
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Norred
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this is the best thread in quite a while
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Oct 23 2003 4:48PM
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linemaverick540
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im counfsed


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Oct 23 2003 5:04PM
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Lord_Piot
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it would be if it was written in english
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Oct 23 2003 5:05PM
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Mattman
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^lol nice one
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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

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Oct 23 2003 5:07PM
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seward
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ya i dont follow


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Oct 23 2003 5:09PM
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unrigged
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fuck u too buddy u can go straight to hell your the handicap fool.





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Oct 23 2003 5:45PM
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Swirly999
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what the hell is he talking about, that makes no sense?



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Oct 23 2003 5:47PM
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aoe
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is there a good online moron-english translator on the net because i want to read that story





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Oct 23 2003 5:48PM
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bakerlocal
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there should be some some sort of basic intelligence test in order to become a new member on this site.



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Oct 23 2003 5:52PM
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shibby
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its kinda hard to read pretty good story though.
Oct 23 2003 5:55PM
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weazelzb
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wait wha??


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Oct 23 2003 5:57PM
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nilzlet
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i dont get it

Oct 23 2003 5:59PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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yeah that happens to me all the time.

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Oct 23 2003 6:53PM
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jtski
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this story is the FARP of post
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Oct 23 2003 7:11PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
which is awesome
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Oct 23 2003 7:12PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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that story was so dumb. i had to read it twice to decrypt your butchered version of the english language


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Oct 23 2003 7:26PM
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KootenayGuy
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ahh, never trust a thread related to retardedness
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Oct 23 2003 7:44PM
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P-JO
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from your writing, your brother's not the handicaped one. chu R!





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Oct 23 2003 8:19PM
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TheWorst
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^^^^^^^^ unrigged is my handicapped brother lol
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Oct 23 2003 8:28PM
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Bundo
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yah dude, i read it twice and still didn't get it. what the hell is going on here?

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Oct 23 2003 8:35PM
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TheWorst
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k ill make it simple in paragraph from.... me n my brothers were coming back from trampolining. and since we were really tired we all wanted drinks. my oldest brother who was driving went in a gas station 2 pick up some milk n a drink for himself while me n my other bro waited in the car.my oldest brother came out n he had a bag with a carton of milk and a drink 4 himself. and since my brother that was sitting in the car with me is a retard said 'yo man pass those back here!' n thatz y hes so damn stupid
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Oct 23 2003 8:50PM
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lineskier10
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haha yeah
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Oct 23 2003 9:25PM
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lalalalaura
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that wasn't 'paragraph form'. that was just you adding a couple of periods. i still don't understand what this has to do with him being retarded? he wanted milk??
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Oct 23 2003 9:39PM
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SkeeOrDye
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here, i'll write this in your language:

go bak 2 fckn skuul so u kan lern moor inglish 4 yorself 1 tink u r disleksik n u type in franse liik langwaj
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Oct 23 2003 10:36PM
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TheWorst
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^ this guy is retard right up there, i should have wrote this on him.
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Oct 24 2003 11:12AM
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Norred
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hehe^^

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Oct 24 2003 12:07PM
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z_boarder914
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evebn after all those translations i still cant rea dit. baker was right, NS should have a basic intelligence test.
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Oct 24 2003 1:53PM
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TheWorst
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lol i hav got to admit that is pretty funny

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Oct 24 2003 9:10PM
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linejibber550
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i dont care what anyone says this is one of the best threads in ns history
Oct 24 2003 10:19PM
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rossignol_rider
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i dont care what you say. youre one of the gayeest members in newschoolers history.
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Oct 24 2003 10:23PM
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linejibber550
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^u ruined the thread dumbfuck! and who the hell are you i dont even recognize your screen name or icon and ur just going with the fag crowd on this one if noone disliked me then u prolly wouldnt eather u queer chinese kitten
Oct 24 2003 10:42PM
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sacha
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rrrrrrright....


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Oct 24 2003 10:57PM
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hucksterjibber15
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dude linejibber, seriously, it gets old having to scroll down past your posts to find something worth my time to read. you never have anything good to say, and everything u say is always off topic
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Oct 24 2003 11:35PM
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Vtsnowski
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awesome story




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Oct 24 2003 11:37PM
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TheWorst
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linejibber is cool



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Oct 25 2003 12:16PM
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TheWorst
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dont b hatin'


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Oct 25 2003 5:58PM
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