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The most baller burger ever: The In N Out 4bi9

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TWoods
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So, This thread is about as cruel as "this place on the west coast is getting POUNDED" threads. East Coasters may not want to read on. It might make you jealous.

If you haven't heard of it, or don't know about it, In N Out Burger is a west coast fast food chain.

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Many people firmly hold that they make the best burgers in the U.S., if not the World.

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The Menu consists of just a few things:

Hamburger
Cheeseburger
Double Double,
Fries,
Fountain Drinks,
Strawberry, Vanilla, and Chocolate Shakes.


Even those of you who have heard of it, or even eaten there, may not know that there is an In N Out Burger "Secret Menu"

One of the simpler concepts incorporated into the secret menu is the "Patties by Cheese" ordering system. Basically, if you order a 3 by 3, you get 3 patties and 3 pieces of cheese.

So I had this excellent idea to order a 4bi9. The people couldn't even comprehend why I would want a quadruple cheeseburger with 9 pieces of cheese. It made it even better that I have a 4bi9 decal on the side of my car. They kept looking at it through the window. They also came to the window twice to confirm that I wanted 9 peices of cheese.

so without further ado:


The 4bi9

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Aug 1 2008 6:26PM
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Justin.B
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That sir is a beautiful burger.
+ karma for thinking of the 4bi9 thing.
clever :)
Aug 1 2008 6:29PM
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Scott~
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hahaha thats sick, youre going to die, but at least you went out thug like, sort of~
Aug 1 2008 6:30PM
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TWoods
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naw it's cool. I snorted some lipitor before I ate it
Aug 1 2008 6:31PM
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jaylib
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oh word you do that too? gives me sucha good buzz
Aug 1 2008 6:33PM
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Malcolm
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you were right i am jealous. even if that burger kind of looks gross id still eat like 10 of them a day

Aug 1 2008 6:37PM
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jksl
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hahaha trevor!!!! that's the most amazing thing i've ever seen! was that shit animal style too or was that just too extreme? haha.
Aug 1 2008 6:38PM
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smooticus
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I LOVE in n out burger dude. I live in portland and kids at my school always take roadtrips down for a binge.
Aug 1 2008 6:39PM
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TWoods
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Well, I wasn't going to get into the intricacies of the secret menu, but since you know what that means...

Yes.

My patties were indeed grilled with a pinch ground mustard, my onions were indeed carmelized, my buns were indeed put on the grill and crisped to perfection.

However, I opted out of the pickles. I also decided against tomatoes.

I usually go for fries well done, but I was driving from Reno back home and thought that it would be a bad idea to risk a grease induced coma nowhere near a decent hospital.
Aug 1 2008 6:44PM
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charmander
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yum, theres one in sandpoint, every weekend comin back from skiing schweitzer me and my pops stop in, yummm
Aug 1 2008 6:46PM
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sammyc25
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my ideal in and out burger is a double-double animal style
Aug 1 2008 6:54PM
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Holte
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Utter brilliance right there.
Aug 1 2008 7:03PM
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E.C.
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i love thaty place
Aug 1 2008 7:14PM
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Upgrayedd
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Fucking great serving suggestion!
Aug 1 2008 7:20PM
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Ryno
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my heart skipped a beat at the sight of that thing...
Aug 1 2008 7:21PM
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GetPitted
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I bet you had some mad afterbang out your bum after that one!




















DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT JOKE??1!!1?
Aug 1 2008 7:32PM
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E.C.
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roflcopter
Aug 1 2008 7:34PM
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2+2=5
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i see two patties, how much was it?
Aug 1 2008 7:38PM
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BeerGoggles
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I think the stronger 2 patties ate/consumed the others.

Seriously, that's amazing. Good job not getting any greens in there. Take THAT food pyramid!
Aug 1 2008 7:49PM
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Jmanski
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hahaha
Aug 1 2008 7:53PM
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Codfish.
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in and out is most definatly the best place to eat in the northern hemisphere
Aug 1 2008 7:55PM
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SteezyasPie
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+karma for that man, wish we had that on the east coast
Aug 1 2008 8:01PM
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TWoods
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Hhahahaha I'm still laughing. I will take a picture of the receipt and post it sometime.

it rang up as a 4X4 with 5 sides of cheese haha

I think it was a little over 6 bucks
Aug 1 2008 8:13PM
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R.Fahey
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It's my dream.  Holy goodness in a bag.  I need that, inside me, now.
Aug 1 2008 8:31PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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haha too legit
Aug 1 2008 9:17PM
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SKI3PO
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Instant coronary but Ill still take two of them animal style!
Aug 1 2008 10:08PM
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-Nick-
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hahaahha thats so awsome
Aug 1 2008 10:15PM
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Poppins
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i hope your 4bi9 burger gives you a deadly heart attack.
Aug 1 2008 10:21PM
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speedy29
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Damn one of the few things Im going to miss about leaving California
Aug 1 2008 10:24PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahahaha that's disgusting yet awesome



Aug 1 2008 10:49PM
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Alex_thedroog
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rumor has it there is going to be an In n Out burger by the ikea in utah

I hear it from people in the construction business so it is a reliable source.
Aug 1 2008 10:53PM
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TWoods
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I heard it was going to be in Provo, so I would be stoked if it ended up by the ikea instead. that's not as far away.
Aug 1 2008 11:04PM
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WikiWiki
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Yeah right- Five Guys Burgers and Fries- they jst came up here from Washington Dc- ur burger is cooked to order- they give you a shitload of homecooked fries in ur bag pluys the ones u ordered- they have peanutsd at every table while u wait- and it only takes like a short ass time to get ur food
Aug 1 2008 11:19PM
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african
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yeah ive eaten five guys before its pretty good actually. and that 4bi9 burger is intense. so much cheese.
Aug 1 2008 11:27PM
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Silence
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holy heart attack!

"Hi there, could I get a 4bi9 please"
Aug 1 2008 11:28PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my nose started to bleed at the site of that thing...... maybe i have a brain tumor
Aug 1 2008 11:33PM
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K2skipunk
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haha, sick bro, mad props for munchin something that looks like a diseased, burnt, old, rotted, vag.

but then again, id eat it, bet it smelled better than my description above, haha
Aug 1 2008 11:38PM
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TWoods
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It was like

Me: Hi, I'd like a 4bi9

Woman in the Speakerbox: ok a 4bi... wait, you mean a 4X4 right?

Me: No, a 4bi9

Her: So... that's... what.... 9 patties an...

Me: No, that's 4 patties,

Her: So that's uh....

Me: Yes Ma'am, that's 4 patties and 9 pieces of cheese.

Her: Ok... let me go ask someone about that...

*about two minutes pass*

Her: That's 4 patties and NINE pieces of cheese?

Me: That's correct.

Her: OK... would you um... like anything else with that?


She said she couldn't give me a price, then I went up to the window, and waited a while while everyone in the store came over and took a shot at ringing me up haha. They kept asking "9 pieces of cheese right?"

Yes. 9 pieces of cheese.




Aug 1 2008 11:54PM
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B-VUR
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Holy shit, AMAZING!
Aug 1 2008 11:55PM
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mackinnon
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how'd that feel the rest of the drive home? HAHAHAHAHHA
Aug 2 2008 1:26AM
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ThaLetterM.
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allow me to give you an official stamp on your man card, sir.
Aug 2 2008 1:28AM
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iluvBread
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omg omg omg omg i love in N out, i even gots a sticker on my skis
Aug 2 2008 1:30AM
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Waffle11
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double double animal style is the way to go
Aug 2 2008 1:32AM
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sirskizalot
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you sir......... are a god
Aug 2 2008 1:33AM
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Skibumsmith
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I want that burger in my mouth NOW!
Aug 2 2008 1:33AM
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dave...
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The first thing I'm doing when I get off the plane at home in San Diego, i'm going to buy a a carne asada burrito, followed by a double double at in n out
Aug 2 2008 1:36AM
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carbon.pulse
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..............thats what she said................
Aug 2 2008 1:38AM
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Avifarer
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I was eating shreddies and when i saw that picture one of them got stuck in my throat.
Aug 2 2008 2:19AM
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onearmwanderer
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man, i live in utah now and havent had one of there burgers in years.  nothing else compares to them easily the best fast food burgers
Aug 2 2008 2:19AM
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J-mo44
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that looks amazing


how did your chest feel after that one?
Aug 2 2008 2:35AM
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