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My grandma is so bomb

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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
my grandma just dropped off 2 bags of twizzlers just cause she saw they were on sale at rite aid


jeaaaa dopest grandma ever
Aug 1 2008 3:01PM
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ryan.c
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my grandma got drunk, grabbed my brother's flat brim anon hat, started dancing like "a rapper" and slapping her ass to low by flo rider with about 15 17-19 yearolds...my gma's more bomb than yours
Aug 1 2008 3:09PM
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Jodi
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back in 99 - i was still snowboarding, and my grandma gave be a stack of 411 and Transworld movies for cmas. I didnt even think she knew was snowboarding was! That was BOMB!
Problem is - she still thinks im a snowboarder like 8 years later im still getting snowboard themed things for christmas....but its the thought that counts!
Aug 1 2008 3:10PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
my grandma watches south park
Aug 1 2008 3:12PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
my grandma loves me

Aug 1 2008 3:23PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
My Grandma hates Koreans. bah.
Aug 1 2008 3:49PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
My grandma told me to stop being a pussy and stop smokking weed in her words "Alex if your gonna smoke anything smoke crack because you get higher then smoking any kind of weed" And then she asked me for weed
Aug 1 2008 3:52PM
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Dylan_
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Aug 1 2008 3:56PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

my grandmas racist and materialistic but she loves me.

Aug 1 2008 4:04PM
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Codfish.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 21
my grandma came into my sisters room and she was smoking a pipe and she just walks up to her and grabs the pipe and starts smoking....funniest shit ever
Aug 1 2008 4:22PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
all my grandmother does is send me money and make me cookies
best cookies i have ever tasted...
Aug 1 2008 5:31PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
pics or it didin't happen


this is gonna turn into a huge claim fest
Aug 1 2008 5:32PM
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Aaaron.
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oh and some crazy good pies.
and cinnamon rolls
better than cinnabon

Aug 1 2008 5:34PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
My grandma brings me lunch when im at work. Plus she will buy me alcohol, and drink it with me.
Aug 1 2008 5:35PM
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wintersway
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my grandma is extremely religious and gets me stupid books about people who are super religious and shit... NOT BOMB
Aug 1 2008 5:46PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
MY GRANDMA IS DEAD!!!
Aug 1 2008 6:09PM
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little_boo
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 231
my grandma is sweeeeet.
she used to be a drug addict a long time ago (not so cool)
then she quit that and became a therapist for kids with drug problems. (we have discussions regarding drugs as well)
now she's obsessed with watching tennis and wants obama to get the presidency so bad...

i love my grandmother.
Aug 1 2008 7:32PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
hahahahahaha
Aug 1 2008 7:42PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
my grandma knows who tanner hall is.....
Aug 1 2008 8:21PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
my grandma used to grow dope in her fields
Aug 1 2008 10:48PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

sorry dude i laughed so hard after seeing that. it was just so unexpected

Aug 1 2008 10:57PM
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First.Aid
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10
My grandma made me a sweater once.  It was dope, so warm.
Aug 1 2008 10:59PM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
If ure not going to hell you're not partying hard enough...
my gramas dead too:(
Aug 2 2008 1:03AM
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Justin.B
Posts: 2257 - Karma: 721
iLike licorise
Aug 2 2008 1:05AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
my grandma makes really good pie, never forgets my birthday, and her house always smells really good.

standard good grandma.
Aug 2 2008 1:08AM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
my grandma is tanner hall
Aug 2 2008 1:12AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
my grandma kicked  chuck norris's ass

then she peed in it

claim to the tenth power motherfuckers
Aug 2 2008 1:18AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
my grandma guinea pigged the massive gap stepdown last year to start off a sick night shoot. she pretty much stokes me out on the slopes. seeing her stomp the shit out of her tricks just stokes me out, i feel like i progress a lot more when she shreds with me. not to mention all the free swag i get because of her sponsors!
Aug 2 2008 1:28AM
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