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Whats the deal with cookie monster

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=Worf=
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okay, you all know i just had a kid a few weeks back.  well i was discussing sesame strweet with a friend of mine (he was taking his 4 year old to sesame place) and talking about the characters.  i come to learn that cookie monster doesnt eat cookies any more, he eats fruits and veggies.  and the occasional cookie.  WTF really the country has gotten so out of wack that cookie monster cant fuckin eat cookies any more cause it may set a bad example.   ii am so fucking pissed this is just unbeleivable to me.  lawyers and child psycologist need to get a fucking baseball bat shoved up their asses sideways.  Really cookie monster doesnt eat cookies any more?  thoughts?
Jul 24 2008 3:06PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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when i a kid i'm not going to allow him to watch tv until he's at least 14. i will supply him with lego, educational video games (i'm sure there will be some sick games for the wii soon enough), and sports equipment.
Jul 24 2008 3:11PM
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Dr.Dank
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Sorry but old news. My heart was broken a while ago. Fuck the man.
Jul 24 2008 3:12PM
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=Worf=
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oh yeah but i forgot to mention its allright for burt an ernie to still live together and sleep in the same bed
Jul 24 2008 3:24PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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only in some states tho
Jul 24 2008 3:26PM
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Dr.Scholl
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Jul 24 2008 3:59PM
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Malcolm
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they changed the name to sesame park at one point because they didnt want kids playing in the streets
Jul 24 2008 4:02PM
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=Worf=
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blame everybody but themselves

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Jul 24 2008 4:10PM
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They sleep in seperate beds?

now taking baths together...
Jul 24 2008 4:26PM
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J_BISCHOF
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i lloled
Jul 24 2008 5:06PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Not always...
Jul 24 2008 5:09PM
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NC-skier
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i know they call him the vegetable monster now
Jul 24 2008 5:16PM
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JayDope
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i have a sweet cookie monster hat, and i also heard big bird is now the "yellow canary" could just be rumors tho
Jul 24 2008 5:54PM
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Peter.
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yeah, i heard they made him the "carrot monster" and have a new home for oscar the grouch, not a garbage can anymore
Jul 24 2008 6:08PM
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