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Question: What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?

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SteezyAintEasy
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What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?
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this should get mad funny.
Jul 23 2008 10:26PM
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Skierguy1234
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you're a fucking creeper.
Jul 23 2008 10:27PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Uhm.. girl sounds. It's usually accompanied by video, so it's not as weird as you think.
Jul 23 2008 10:28PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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I got paid to put this up :)
Jul 23 2008 10:29PM
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danbrown
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I'm Fucking You Tonight - The Notorious B.I.G.

Cherry Pie - Warrant
Jul 23 2008 10:30PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
no music?
Jul 23 2008 10:30PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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I like techno gets the blood flowin
;)
Jul 23 2008 10:31PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Wu-Tang Clan

"wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck, wit wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck wit, wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck wit"
Jul 23 2008 10:32PM
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k-rob
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R&B. but i don't masturbate very often.
Jul 23 2008 10:32PM
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-Mugatu
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ahhhhh, ohhh yeahhh... give it to meeee. ahhhhh OWWWWWW YEAHHHHH
Jul 23 2008 10:33PM
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beezey
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technine
duh
Jul 23 2008 10:34PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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Jul 23 2008 10:35PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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the barbie girl song...furiously
Jul 23 2008 10:36PM
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doritos
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Hahahaha "furiously" made me laugh so hard. Something about furious masturbation is hysterical.
Jul 23 2008 10:37PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
are you going to masturbate to this thread?  get a life.  or at least a new website
Jul 23 2008 10:37PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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have some fun
my god
Jul 23 2008 10:38PM
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Dylan_
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not with or near you i wont have fun..
Jul 23 2008 10:39PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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lol i walked right into that one.
Jul 23 2008 10:39PM
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doritos
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Hahahahaha I love how seriously everyone is taking this thread. The internet is serious business, folks.
Jul 23 2008 10:40PM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
No I agree with him. Its weird. Go to a Young Confused Boy forum you'll get better responses I swear.
Jul 23 2008 10:40PM
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Dr.Scholl
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afro man
duhhhhh
Jul 23 2008 10:41PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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and that's coming form a guy with a pot leaf avatar
Jul 23 2008 10:41PM
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doritos
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The thing is... who the fuck listens to music when they masturbate? Honestly, like when is the last time you're like "Alright, I got my scented candles, my red lights... time to bump some Marvin Gaye and make a night of it". It's just to see who can come up with ridiculous responses to a stupid fucking question. 
Jul 23 2008 10:43PM
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Benhamine
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Yea I smoke weed. Is that a problem?
Jul 23 2008 10:43PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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exactly.
Jul 23 2008 10:43PM
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doritos
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Alright I'm not taking your side any more, you can't be serious.
Jul 23 2008 10:44PM
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k-rob
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my music is usually already on when i start jerking it...i don't turn it off when i'm in the mood...
Jul 23 2008 10:44PM
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Benhamine
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exactly. haha
Jul 23 2008 10:45PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
your god?
why can't he be his god?
or someone else's god, your selfish
Jul 23 2008 10:46PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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never mind i was gonna hate on stoners but then i realized that 3/4 of this site is made up of them
Jul 23 2008 10:46PM
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Skierguy1234
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in that case....


and my apologies.
Jul 23 2008 10:47PM
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MrJesseHealy
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Yeah really. I gotta agree. I mean I don't do it anymore, but really, it's ok if you don't wanna do it yourself, no onw will care. But to hate on other people for doing what they wanna do isn't cool.
Jul 23 2008 10:47PM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
emo death metal no doubt.

no, its actually not usually my choice.
i dont produce the movies.
Jul 23 2008 10:48PM
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Benhamine
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I like your sense of humor. I laughed.
Jul 23 2008 10:48PM
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Dr.Scholl
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that seventies show
Jul 23 2008 10:48PM
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Mezmerize19
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whatevers on really. sometimes its Slayer, sometimes is Calvin Harris, sometimes its even Mustard plug. Its varies
Jul 23 2008 10:48PM
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doritos
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+ Karma, wasn't sure anyone was gonna catch that.
Jul 23 2008 10:50PM
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beezey
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Thanks I give it a shot everyonce and a while
Jul 23 2008 10:54PM
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KarmaSkiier
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I LIKE IT WHEN YA CALL ME BIG PAPA THROW YA HANDS IN THE AIR IF UZ A TRUE PLAY
Jul 23 2008 11:00PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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love that song
Jul 23 2008 11:08PM
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WikiWiki
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aww shit - i just skeeted hard core- why did u put that up man- ruined my pants- fuuuck
Jul 23 2008 11:59PM
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the420skier
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don't u mean what type of music do you FUCK to, ur a tard
Jul 24 2008 12:09AM
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Mezmerize19
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Jul 24 2008 12:12AM
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Alex_G
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jul 24 2008 12:12AM
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Dylan_
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some kid jacked off in 6th grade during math class. ( no joke) so i guess he gets off to the teachers voice


please dont say pics or it didint happen it was in 6th grade.
Jul 24 2008 12:16AM
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AALT
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pics or it didnt happen.
Jul 24 2008 12:34AM
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popNfresh44
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it wont let me embed, but CLICK it its worth it. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=860dqUDPQHw
Jul 24 2008 1:28AM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
hahaha holy shit that song is nuts. This is one of the versus.


I pull my knife and slide it into your rectum
You shake in pain, I enjoy fucking you
Take it all whore, as I fuck you hard
Blood and shit running, out of your open anus
Fucking you in your rectum, my cock covered in shit
Forcing you to suck me, lick your shit from my dick


hahahaha wtf?
Jul 24 2008 1:33AM
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landonn
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prolly girl noises and also fuck the pain away by peaches, and then when a girl does it fo rme, its usually 50 cent or some techno
Jul 24 2008 1:45AM
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SkiUnit03
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hahahaha those sound like the worst lyrics ever.


pretty funny though
Jul 24 2008 1:55AM
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ThaLetterM.
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