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What should i do with my beer

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gotthelove
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
i stashed it in the woods when i came home this morning but my parents just left...... and its going to be 85+ today................ does beer go bad in the warmth?
Jul 19 2008 9:07AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
How much do you have? 

The heat will make it warm, and unsavory WHEN warm, but it should be okay if you make it ice cold when you plan to drink it.
Jul 19 2008 9:09AM
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GatoGordo
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Put it in the freezer, wait a while, then drink it.
Jul 19 2008 9:11AM
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gotthelove
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
22 beers........ freezers not an option
Jul 19 2008 9:12AM
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THATS_STREET
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 33
get a cooler and a few bags of ice wait a half hour pound brews, very simple
Jul 19 2008 9:21AM
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JaphyRyder
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if its really hot and in the sun they will get skunked, def throw them in a cooler in the woods with ice
Jul 19 2008 9:34AM
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W.o.R.d
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drink it while your parents are gone?
Jul 19 2008 10:07AM
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bhill2.0
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If beer goes from store bought cold temp to a extremely higher temp and then back down to cold again. You prolly wont be having a good time drinking that. Its gonna taste like

A. Big Foots Dick
B. A Skunk
C. Less than savory.
Jul 19 2008 10:11AM
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Mooose...
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yep, skunked beer is not fun.
Jul 19 2008 10:14AM
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Whitlock
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Dont be a pussy and drink it warm.
Jul 19 2008 10:16AM
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gotthelove
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word....... thanks broski
Jul 19 2008 10:40AM
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t-rent
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dude, drinking warm beer is so grose, i would honestly rather drink horse semen than warm brew, ok maybe not horse semen but warm brew sucks soooooo much
Jul 19 2008 10:46AM
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natedogg789435
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when i came home the other night i accidentaly left my beer in the car. someone in my family found it but i havent been confronted so owell. anyway put it in your closet either that or put it in a cooler and stash it
Jul 19 2008 10:49AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
hahahahahahahaha

I haven't had to do that in such a long time. I'm happy.


WARM COLT 45'S THAT HAVE BEEN SITTING IN YOUR CLOSET FOR 3 WEEKS FUCKIN EH!
Jul 19 2008 11:00AM
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MADmidwest
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put it in a cooler and put salt on it. it will make your beer cold very cold fast because of a a bunch of stuff about molucles and what not.
Jul 19 2008 12:47PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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SELL IT.
Jul 19 2008 12:50PM
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Snowcase
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The salt has to be dissolved for it to do anything. It restricts the movement of the particles because there is a greater mass (salt) and less movement means less heat.
Jul 19 2008 12:53PM
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proZach
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definitely put them on ice or something. i feel like if you get beer from a freezer (store), then it gets warm, you have like one chance to cool it down. if you go cold to warm to cold to warm to cold, no good. but i think cold to warm to cold isn't too bad. doesn't fuck up the shitty beer i drink at least. haha
Jul 19 2008 12:57PM
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Meisi
Posts: 78 - Karma: 12
drink it now... or if that doesent work.. dig a hole and put it in there.. it should stay at a drinkable temperature.. .do this everytime at a openairfestival..
Jul 19 2008 1:08PM
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Dhane
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you need ice
Jul 19 2008 1:10PM
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eheath
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Isn't the answer obvious? Drink it!
Jul 19 2008 1:35PM
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african
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i didnt join this site to hear about underage illegal drinking, this is a drug free content zone, someone ban this person asap.
Jul 19 2008 2:42PM
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LOVEPOW
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I didnt join this site to listen to little bitches like yourself, so fuck off
Jul 19 2008 2:49PM
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montageskier
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Sell it to 14 year olds for the price of 2 24 wraps, and then you just got two cases of beer thats cold. Used to do it all the time when i was younger.
Jul 19 2008 2:51PM
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St.Steezy
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hence forth, a colder temperature can be achieved cooling the beer in a shorter amount of time.
Jul 19 2008 3:07PM
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Alex_G
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You aren't a pussy if you don't drink warm beer...
Jul 19 2008 3:11PM
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casual
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snort that shit son
Jul 19 2008 3:56PM
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finssidedown
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I like his idea best.



Jul 19 2008 4:17PM
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CLO
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if your beer was cold then outside in the warmth itll get skunked and taste .like shit and they will be ruined, if not just make the cold and see how they taste youll noticed if theyve been skunked
Jul 19 2008 8:01PM
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doublexl
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ya know, a beer only has to be on ice for 7 minutes before it is drinkabley cold.

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Jul 20 2008 12:05AM
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Prtzlman
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yea, depends on how much you have, but here is what i suggest.   you find yourself a drug dealer, tell him that your beer is flat, and buy a fat bag of skunk
Jul 20 2008 12:13AM
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603skier
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get it cold and drink it.
Jul 20 2008 12:17AM
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Ceru
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this might sound weird but i like the taste of skunked beer sometimes
Jul 20 2008 12:19AM
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Poppins
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it tastes good when you're real baked not drinkin to get drunk just for cotton mouth.
Jul 20 2008 8:58PM
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Manlenium
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mmmmm warm urine.
Jul 20 2008 9:01PM
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anton...
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quit being a pussy and drink that son!
Jul 20 2008 9:35PM
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landonn
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,
Jul 20 2008 9:43PM
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mommy
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i rather drink hoarse semen than anything quite frankly.
Jul 20 2008 9:56PM
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Peter.
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make a cooler filled with water and ice
then mix salt into it


Jul 20 2008 10:11PM
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Jordan.j
Posts: 847 - Karma: 28

get them a tad cold and then shot gun them infront of ur parents and when / if they r like wtf b like dont worry abut and see what happens. i dont actually no y u hid them in the first place just bring em into yo room

Jul 20 2008 10:27PM
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