ok so if your like me you hate going to the bathroom every 5 minutes to piss. this can be distracting and annoying when you are playing cards or just trying to have a conversation with someone. well i have found the solution this irratating problem......... DIAPERS!!!, that's right diapers, no more going to the bathroom or trying to hold it in when the line is long. diapers also serve more than one purpose for example they add an extra padding for your ass & plus you get to pimp a new stylish fashion known as the diaper steeze. the ladies love it. oh wait there's more. THERE'S MORE!?!?! YES that's right folks there is more a lot more, but what i am about to tell you will get you stuck on the new diaper trend faster than a bum can pick up a penny. Are you tired of those embarrassing moments when you piss the bed with a hot female lying next to you? well i am & you should be too. well your worries are over because now you can piss the bed without her ever knowing.
p.s. diapers are great for long road trips. they can cut down on your driving time up to 15 MINUTES! NO I DID NOT STUTTER. THAT'S RIGHT 15 MINTUES.
My hate for flanker increases hourly.