ok so i got this story from my little bro about his buddy at college,
it was this kids 21st b-day and my bro and friends threw him a party, this kid(birthday boy) got totally shit faced, and he called this girl who he just met and was trying to get with, who was also having a party on the same night. so he went over to her place and they hooked up and both passed out in her room, with the door open,........
a little later someone going to the bathroom noticed(through the open door) the b-day boy get up in a drunken stupor and started pissing all over that chicks college books, laughed about it, and went to get a friend to show.
when they got back to the room they saw the birthday boy taking a fucking DUMP on this chicks bedroom floor!(no bullshit) now they ran to get someone who lived there, and all of a sudden the whole party heard this chick screaming like she was getting murdered, and she ran downstairs covered in a blanket, and as it turned out after he was done shitting on her floor must have fell over into it or something, because he tried to crawl back into bed with her (WITH SHIT ALL OVER HIS HANDS!)and snuggle or try to hook up again or some shit.
so now the whole party kicked this kid out of the house(only because he was way to hammered to beat up) with like half of his clothes and made him walk home, wasted and covered in shit. as they proceeded to take this girls bed, sheets,books out in the back yard and burned all of it in a large bonfire, in an effort to erase that horrible memory.
so the next day, the girls roommates call the b-day boys friend to go back to the house to get the rest of his clothes, he gets them, but not before the people at the house tell him the b-day boy should probably transfer to another school.
now heres the best part to me, after all that embarrassment (id probably commit suicide)this kid the next day after being ripped by all of his friends, still thinks that if he tells her hes sorry and takes her out to dinner everything will be ok, and she will wanna hook up again! lol
i can understand that this can be really hard to believe, but if you dont buy it i can get like 20 people to confirm this for you (on AIM), i would put other stories that ive witnessed personally, but nothing ive seen tops that, and all sounds similar to everyone else's stories on this thread.