Getting back at some one

tint his windows with spray paint

you could shit in a bag and smear it all over his car
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man

Saran wrap their car doors shut. Go over and under the car.

If you can get your victim's keys, completely fill his/her car with crumpled newspaper.

Put confetti in the air vents

When it is below freezing outside, dip cotton balls in water and place them all over the car. Contact will freeze the water making it stick until the temperature climbs above freezing.

Simply get the dimensions of someones car and make a box big enough to put it in. (refrigerater boxes work well) Box the car at night so that when they come out in the morning they will get their first prank. This may surprise them but they wont real ly care. So after they have thrown the box off of the car and left go and retrieve it. No comes the real fun. Manage to get a copy of their keys with out them knowing it. Then after a couple of weeks go and move their car around the block or out of si ght and put the box where their car was. They will come out the next morning and think the same prank has been done again but when they move the box they will get the real prank.

Write something about victom with bar soap all over their windshield. It won't come off with the wipers!

In winter, take Jolly Ranchers or Life Savers, lick them and put them on the windshield of the target's car. They'll freeze.

Put a slice of bread on the car radiator. A few miles down the road, the victim will spot black smoke billowing from under his bonnet.
Put dishwashing detergent into the wiper fluid to turn it to foam. They'll be staring at bug guts for a while.

Use a clip lead to connect the brake light switch to the horn relay on the target's car. Every time they step on the brake the horn blows! HonkHonk!





~Jameson~
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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL
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i think buck has done this before
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man

bury a can of shaving dream in dry ice till it freezes and cut off the can and toss the frozen cylinder of shaving cream in the car. then plaster it with gay stickers from your local religious radio station then put sugar in the tank, slash the tires and pour liquid auto paint stripper on the hood. that'll teach 'em.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park

i have seen the brake relay-horn trick done, it was fucking wonderful.

less technical, smear poop under their door handle so they get it all over their hand when they open the door


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'

i think im going to wrap his car in 1000 feet of scran wrap.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode

revenge is a dish best served cold

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
NS royal gangstar

Revenge? Punch him in the face. Twice. problem solved.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.

take the gascap off and put sugar AROUND the opening. Don't put it in. Make sure to spill some on the ground and stuff too.

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wow, i would hate to piss you guys off.

Eggs work well.

I would love to see the brake horn thing. thats just hilarious.

would it be possible to mess with the power steering so that whenever they turned left or something the horn would go off? cause that'd be great too.







I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day

fuck his girlfreind in his car and video tape it and send it to him.

smear peanut butter all over the car, or oreo cream, or crisoco. None of that comes off without a lot of work. The shaving cream thing is also very awesome. or jam a potato up the exhaust pipe.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!

go up with a windex bottle but filled with gas and spray his windows saying ur cleaning his car then as u walk away , throw a match on it.

i got that from 2fast2furious



Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!

between the windshield and hood are vents pour some smelly liquid, bad perfume or if you wanna be really mean deer piss or some other nasty scent used in hunting. the smell that comes from their vents wont go away for quite some time, if ever

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff

cram a bunch of dog shit up underneith the door handle.

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

take bologna and put it on his car in like a swastica for example. he has two choices. leave it and have bologna swastikas or remove it (probably will do) and it will peel off the paint as long as its dry


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try not bein an asshole





die.

glue sardines underneath the door handles. or just hide them in his car then they rot and stink.
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can't break shit eh...hmmm

get under his hood and take all his spark plugs....and then replace the plug holders. First reaction will be his battery is dead..or close to. He'll never suspect someone took his spark-plugs.

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my mom says I'm a handsom boy