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Awesome ways to make money

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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Ok GOOOOOOOOO!
Jul 17 2008 1:15PM
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Waffle11
Posts: 481 - Karma: 16
moola.com
Jul 17 2008 1:17PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49

get a job

Jul 17 2008 1:19PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
post up on the block
Jul 17 2008 1:21PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
sell one of your kidneys
Jul 17 2008 1:37PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
ya gotta work off times though, like sundays, and ya
Jul 17 2008 1:40PM
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bigolrig
Posts: 572 - Karma: 14
donate sperm
Jul 17 2008 1:42PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

sell drugs

Jul 17 2008 1:44PM
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S.b.H
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
-mow lawns
-painting/ staining
Jul 17 2008 1:48PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
those arnt awesome
Jul 17 2008 1:48PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696

manwhore.

Jul 17 2008 1:49PM
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S.b.H
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
haha. well painting/ staining gets u a lot of money
Jul 17 2008 1:52PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
beg on the streets
Jul 17 2008 1:53PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
Posts: 1734 - Karma: 40
selling somebody else's kidneys.




Jul 17 2008 1:53PM
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No_Bueno
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10

steal your friends pets, and sell them.

Jul 17 2008 1:59PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
bet the celtics everytime they are getting points against the spread.  oops basketball season is over.  bet the texas rangers over,  every game of the year
Jul 17 2008 2:15PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
my buddy asked everyone for a dollar and over the course of two periods, he made 30 bucks. some people gave him $5
Jul 17 2008 2:29PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
sell yourself
Jul 17 2008 2:32PM
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E.C.
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ski
Jul 17 2008 3:18PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
ok
go to burgerking and ask for a  whooper
bring it home and remove the meat, eat the bread and vegetables, etc.
put the meat in a bag, in your backyard
wait about one month, until he has full of worms in.
Return to burgerking AND BRING THE MEAT!
ask for another whooper, and take a seat.
While no one is watching you, SWITCH THE BEEF, and hide the good one.
Yell: OMG! MY MEAT IS FULL OF WORMS!
Show your whooper to an employee.
Ask them money or you'll sue them
Either you get a compensation, or you sue them an become RICH
Jul 17 2008 3:59PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
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Jul 17 2008 4:01PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Pimp your girlfriend.
Jul 17 2008 4:26PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
1. Send yourself boxes in the mail.

2. Find the closest papermill that will recycle corrugated for money.
Jul 17 2008 4:27PM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
go to your local mall and walk around the back parking lot,
find a car thats unlocked and look inside, ipods and cellphones can be worth a lot of money
Jul 17 2008 4:29PM
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908
Posts: 716 - Karma: 11
sell useless shit you have on ebay
Jul 17 2008 4:30PM
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S.b.H
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
pawn shop
Jul 17 2008 4:53PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
NO
Jul 17 2008 4:55PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Bears.
Jul 17 2008 4:55PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
yeah, no

and change your fucking dumb signature
Jul 17 2008 4:59PM
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the420skier
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11
drugs
Jul 17 2008 5:01PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
fuck you. if you do that, i hope some one spots you and wreaks you.
Jul 17 2008 5:27PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
lame. get a job you bum
Jul 17 2008 5:29PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
Never insult Demetiri Martin again.
Jul 17 2008 5:42PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
Pimpin
Jul 17 2008 5:43PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
my dad got hot wired his car
laptop, blackberry, itouch, christmas cash, work's documents, VOLVO, all gone
Jul 17 2008 5:46PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
whore yourself to fat chicks
Jul 17 2008 5:49PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
thieves suck. somebody broke into my garage last week and stole my friends Norco Wolverine (he was just keeping it at my place for the week), and my mom's GPS for her car.
Jul 17 2008 5:52PM
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tommihq
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How do you make money with bears? Sounds awesome though
Jul 17 2008 5:54PM
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BEARS.
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yes?
Jul 18 2008 2:09PM
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nigel12
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
become a pool buy
its super relaxing cleaning pools
Jul 18 2008 5:28PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Hustle
Jul 18 2008 5:32PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Im sure it's funny when he does it in his act, on stage.  It doesn't really translate well in text, it just comes off as retarded.
Jul 18 2008 5:33PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
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Jul 18 2008 5:38PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
sell your anal virginity on ebay to the highest bidder...  (no homo)
Jul 18 2008 5:40PM
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Balto
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go to walmart/target/fred myer and wait till you see a car pulling out. then jump behind it so it bumps you and fall to the ground. when the driver gets out demand money or you will sue. my friend and i did it last summer and it worked quite well
Jul 18 2008 5:50PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Whore yourself out.
Jul 18 2008 5:59PM
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vincepru
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some of you are sketchy as fuck, get a job and be proud of what you earn. stealing is fucked up, and insurance fraud is even more fucked...
Jul 18 2008 6:00PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
People like your friend are ruining America. Easily as bad as the kid who suggested stealing shit, seriously, fucking Christ... get a job, skimming off the top and working the system is one the thing, fucking people over makes you a tool.
Jul 18 2008 6:01PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
think about how pissed you would be if you were the guy driving the car...asshole.
Jul 18 2008 6:04PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
massive douche move
Jul 18 2008 6:20PM
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