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Tanner Hall and Eric Pollard alone in a room

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Good_Deed
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if those two ever ended up in a room alone together what would they talk about?
Jul 15 2008 12:34AM
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Shadows
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skiing probably. just a guess
Jul 15 2008 12:35AM
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Malcolm
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they would burn eachothers eyebrows off then eat them for breakfast the next morning

Jul 15 2008 12:35AM
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skiRay
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but if their eyebrows are burnt off and gone, you cant eat them..
Jul 15 2008 12:40AM
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AltaByrdSkier
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that is a good point
Jul 15 2008 12:44AM
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shortdawg
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they would snort the eyelashes and make sweet love to the filthy aroma.
Jul 15 2008 12:45AM
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skiizy
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i would think that they would lure dumont in there and kill him and eat him for breakfast
Jul 15 2008 12:45AM
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mccsteezy
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or call the ghostbusters!
Jul 15 2008 12:54AM
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Silence
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Probably talk about anything BUT skiing.
Jul 15 2008 1:12AM
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jwhyte
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Rasterbate!
Jul 15 2008 1:31AM
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Sun_Ra
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They would probably talk about how low Newschoolers can get.
Jul 15 2008 2:06AM
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I_ski123
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stuff like normal people
Jul 15 2008 2:22AM
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jason...
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smoke a fat bowl... or two
Jul 15 2008 3:07AM
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GANDALF
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tanner would be like, "OmGz LeTz gOsSiP!>>!!>>
Jul 15 2008 3:09AM
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creighton
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skiing
Jul 15 2008 3:45AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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prolly about girls. oh and like how samantha is totally being a bitch and taking adam to the prom instead of steve because they like had a falling out and stuff.
Jul 15 2008 9:35AM
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ogfeez
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they would probably take pictures of themselves and put pic their heads on random photos from the internet for amusement and then post them on some sort of web forum or something
Jul 15 2008 9:48AM
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mnjib
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they would talk about what would happen if jon and pep where in a room together duh
Jul 15 2008 10:17AM
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heFF
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what fuels people to make dumb ass threads like this haha
Jul 15 2008 11:05AM
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timmi
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they would mate and make a superskier
Jul 15 2008 11:43AM
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General_Shredgnar
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Firstly Pollard has a fierce rock wall of defense on newschoolers. People are immediately trashed for ever cursing his name. Tanner too has a loyal following, but in his course as the master of mordor, many have come to see fault in his ways.

Only Simon Aragont, with the help of the white wizard Eric Gandard, and potential allies TJ Shimli and Jon Legolosson, could ever defeat his mighty power. But wary they must be, for the C-orcs have been known to lurk around the base of the marijuana volcano!
Jul 15 2008 11:53AM
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Aaaron.
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^bahahahaha BRILLIANT!!!!!
Jul 15 2008 11:54AM
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Line_Skis
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OK, I'll make this thread worthwhile seeing as its summer and most of you have nothing to do. BEST PHOTOSHOP EDIT and dialog wins a 09 LINE Hoodie... GO!
Jul 15 2008 1:05PM
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Mr.Bishop
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CONTEST ALERT!!!!!

Lets go people, this one should be freakin' hilarious.

NS will toss in a Tall-T, Lanyard, Scarf and Bandanna to the mix.

Jul 15 2008 1:12PM
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alpineplease
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neat!
Jul 15 2008 1:19PM
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Malcolm
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sweet mines going to be epic!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 15 2008 1:21PM
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Tinga
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weird how one post turned this from one of the dumbest threads to one of the hottest new contests. i love line skis.
Jul 15 2008 1:36PM
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Deletedtoday
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epic thread
Jul 15 2008 2:11PM
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Deletedtoday
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i will also paypal the winner 5 bucks. if its down with everyone haha
Jul 15 2008 2:14PM
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Malcolm
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Jul 15 2008 2:24PM
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A_Thomas
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^ hahaha this thread is retarded

in a good way i guess
Jul 15 2008 2:47PM
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Line_Skis
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Contest ENDS Friday July 18th FYI, good luck, get creative...
Jul 15 2008 3:07PM
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more on da wayy
Jul 15 2008 3:23PM
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rudager
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I vote this as top post this summer
Jul 15 2008 3:49PM
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Malcolm
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Heres another one

Jul 15 2008 3:52PM
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funk.
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hahaha that's fuckin awesome!
Jul 15 2008 4:04PM
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ben_southworth
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heres the first
Jul 15 2008 4:10PM
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ogfeez
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hahahahahahahaha, nice! Like where this went
Jul 15 2008 4:32PM
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followCam
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I'd read this when it was pretty much first posted, then saw it sticked and thought . WHY.

but that is a pretty dam good contest
Jul 15 2008 4:51PM
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snarfsnarf44
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k, they would sit together and begin casually talking about the staple skier shit like which company has the best graphics in 2009, Tanner trying desperately to be as wise and rasta as a rich american white  boy can. All the while subliminally slipping messages and hints to force his style on you.
  Meanwhile Eric will be totally impervious to all of tanners efforts, secretly laughing insidehis baked little mind about how much more he knows about art.
  Then they would both get high (highER in erics case) and go skiing on the snow-less back yard.
Jul 15 2008 5:00PM
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Microcosm
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shit, probably about the weather. people always talk about the weather when there's nothing else to say. pics later... maybe
Jul 15 2008 5:56PM
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kzrstf
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Jul 15 2008 5:57PM
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RICK_ROSS
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brahahaha, how is this sticky already
Jul 15 2008 6:19PM
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skiizy
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cuz its a contest now
Jul 15 2008 7:08PM
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Good_Deed
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I'm not even mad, I'm actually amazed
Jul 15 2008 8:18PM
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Silence
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my thoughts exactly!

Stoked on the contest though - pity i'm COMPLETELY retarded at photoshop
Jul 15 2008 9:04PM
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Caveman.
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haha
Jul 15 2008 9:14PM
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skiRay
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haha! yes!
Jul 15 2008 9:46PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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Jul 15 2008 10:02PM
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RICK_ROSS
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im on the slower side
Jul 15 2008 10:03PM
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skiizy
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so im trying to figure out photoshop... so ive got one on the way
Jul 15 2008 10:45PM
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