when it looks like you have a dump in your pants
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
My Mom: sleep all day, party all night
Uhh... There was this guy at the mall today who was about 6'4 or so and probably weighed 140 max. He was skinny as shit and had on those huge ass baggy pants that flare out like three feet in diameter at the bottom. So disgustingly ugly. He looked like one of those damn stilt clown freak scary things in parades. I wanted to go up to him and kick his shins and trip him, but then I saw Baskin Robbins and decided to get ice cream instead. Yumyum
Nah, because then I probably would have gotten kicked out of the mall and I wouldn't have been able to get my delicious double scoop of yummilicious sweet succulant ice cream. If that makes any sense. Although, I could have gotten the ice cream first and then tripped him. I probably would have dropped my top-heavy double scoop of ice cream while trying to trip him, though, because I'm only 5'9, and that would have been no good. Man, that's the only thing about me that's top-heavy. I could sure use some ice cream. Rawr.
i think they should make a pair of jeans or cargos like ski pants, the waist where it should be, and all the pockets and the crotch lowered so they looked like ski pants, just not nearly as hot
'Regarding a skateboarder's likely response to our visit: insofar as skateboarders have complained, whined, and reacted like Nazis about the rollerblading movement, they have dug their own grave by willingly falling victim to the desires of corporate business men, and becoming the virtual New Kids on the Block of the 21st century. Their self-willed popularity has inevitably marked the end of the grass roots-skateboarding culture, and the beginning of a mass marketed tool for money. Skateboarders have invited everyone into their world, including rollerbladers, by allowing worldwide fame to envelope their culture. Although skateboarders may disaprove of our visit to their secret spot, they may rest assured that this event was initiated/welcomed by their own narcissim.'
-Nick Riggle on their vist to 'The Hook
Daily Bread (Vol. 10 #7)
when u cant ski bec your pants are too baggy thats it bec u need 2 be able to ski.
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