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Why i dont go to the dr.

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IrishDrink87
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sorry if im the last to hear about it, but i was watching the news a few days ago and this old chick keeled over and died in the waiting room for ER.  it took over an hour for the nurse to fuckin check her pulse. 


what the fuck were people around her thinking? 
not creepygroovy
Jul 13 2008 10:45PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
you suck at the internet
Jul 13 2008 10:46PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
yea that sucks....but why is your karma 0? and u have 1000s of posts?
Jul 13 2008 10:46PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
cause he puts the same threds up and there gay
Jul 13 2008 10:48PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
well ok...and its true...if you ever get hurt bad, call an ambulance... it gives you top priority
Jul 13 2008 10:49PM
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Malcolm
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on his profile it says he has like 200 karma
Jul 13 2008 10:50PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
and now u have 176 karma all of a sudden....?
Jul 13 2008 10:50PM
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ho_chi_minh
Posts: 150 - Karma: 224
you are all noobs.
he is she
and she is a bitch
Jul 13 2008 10:54PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385

that would be ridiculous

Jul 13 2008 10:54PM
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twix_182
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did i miss the memo for the irishdrink return?
Jul 13 2008 10:57PM
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caylorswift
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i think i was the only one to get it.
Jul 13 2008 10:58PM
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ATLskier
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yeah wtf?
Jul 14 2008 12:20AM
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Alex_G
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yeah and its hella $krilla
Jul 14 2008 3:38AM
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Silence
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I work for the internet, it's pretty hard
Jul 14 2008 3:58AM
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dave44
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Jul 14 2008 4:03AM
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skiizy
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holy shit dude that scarry as fuck... i think ill always call an ambulance from now on
Jul 14 2008 4:07AM
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aaron.ebner
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so you don't go to the doc because you think you'll wait to long and die and by some devine miracle if you stay at home, you'll have a better chance.......

you're a complete idiot!
Jul 14 2008 4:10AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
i actually broke my ankle yesterday and went to the ER today...there was 1 other person there, and it took and hour and half for them to recieve me...roflmao...
Jul 15 2008 5:18PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
thats insane, what great service
Jul 15 2008 5:40PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
That says something about your society, not your healthcare. Those people just sat there watching her, thats fucked...
Jul 15 2008 5:41PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Doctors are like hookers. Except you pay them higher rates with less satisfaction.
Jul 15 2008 8:35PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
That's pretty messed up.

Here's why I don't go to the doctor's:
When he tells me to lie down I know he's going to begin feeling my package.. Awkward.
Jul 15 2008 8:38PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
I had some wrinkly old lady feeling my testes the other day. She also brought in a nurse to assist, who was at least 250 lbs. Was the nurse really necessary
Jul 15 2008 8:41PM
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Manlenium
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At least you wont get an akward boner.
Jul 15 2008 8:48PM
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