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I just went outside to pick up the newspaper. I open it up and start reading it. Everything is normal. Then I open up the media section and a fucking huge toad popped out of it and is hopping around my house at this moment. Im surprised i didnt have a heart attack.
One time, i was watching tv...and i had just come in from being outside...and i felt this thing itching my leg, and i thought it was just an itch...until a grasshopper flew out of my pants. now THAT was epic.