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My parents took away my zippo

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Sufferboy
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ok so earlier today my bath room smelled terrible because i have a litter box in there and shit and i was lighting incenses to get the smell out, i accidently burned a towel while doing this(i know retarded thing to do) and i stoped the fire b4 ne thing happened, next thing i kno my rents come in and are like are u a pot head where is ur bowl give us ur lighter(im edge so i started laughing when they asked me about pot) so so i give them my lighter and they search for a bowl and pot but dont find ne because im edge. 

so now im kind of freaking out because i am addicted to burning shit and  i need to know how to calm my rents down
Jul 8 2008 8:45PM
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eheath
Posts: 61102 - Karma: 118,261
Dude you're so edge bro.
Dec 2 2011 10:40PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
what is the secret of your power
Dec 2 2011 10:56PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
or go live with that other kid who moved to that cabin thing, what happened to that kid anyway?
Dec 2 2011 11:04PM
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soulskier
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Dec 2 2011 11:06PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
solid argument
Dec 2 2011 11:10PM
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Brock.
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Dec 2 2011 11:12PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Yo dude man? you edge bro? Cuz i think you may have said you're edge bro man dude bro man
Dec 2 2011 11:14PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
oh my god i havent laughed this hard in so long
Dec 2 2011 11:16PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
every dude on planet earth is naturally a pyromaniac
Dec 2 2011 11:33PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548

semi-related and a good listen in the background while reading the worderous insights of 16 year old stoners.
Dec 2 2011 11:44PM
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zachV2
Posts: 697 - Karma: 60
dont rule out being a firebender
Dec 2 2011 11:51PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
Yo, wonderboy is actually the most badass mother fucker of all time.
Dec 2 2011 11:53PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
what the fuck does im edge mean?

Dec 2 2011 11:58PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
no drugs or sex for him
Dec 2 2011 11:59PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
straightedge, what is this, 2004?
Dec 3 2011 12:04AM
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paulgenovese
Posts: 520 - Karma: 349
Hahaha great post.
Dec 3 2011 12:22AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
basically this. if lighting incense is too hard for you to do without setting light to a towel, you shouldn't get a lighter. they should get you a book instead, for your almost nonexistent grasp of the english language astonishes me.
Dec 3 2011 12:27AM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
2008 actually, whoever decided to bump this is a jackass
Dec 3 2011 12:30AM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
maybe them taking away your zippo was a good thing
Dec 3 2011 12:34AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
you paid for it with money you earned, its yors, get it back
Dec 3 2011 12:39AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
hahahahahahahaha
Dec 3 2011 6:30AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
you can have it back on your 14th birthday but your mother and i don't feel that you are responsible enough to handle a big boy toy like this. you could do some serious damage and i don't think you would like the thought of losing all of your pokemon cards and stuffed animals in a fire
Dec 3 2011 8:11AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
You almost burned your fucking house down and got your zippo taken away. That is not completely retarded in any way...
Dec 3 2011 8:16AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
So edge
Dec 3 2011 9:26AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Craft a bowdrill and use that instead of a zippo
Dec 3 2011 10:38AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Just buy another.
Dec 3 2011 1:21PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
solid bump
Dec 3 2011 2:32PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
 There's only one solution...set your parents on fire.
May 9 2012 1:32PM
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Petey.
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My mom cleaned my bong a few weeks ago
May 9 2012 1:36PM
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theBearJew
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May 9 2012 1:37PM
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Velocirooster
Posts: 336 - Karma: 38
Buy a new one
May 9 2012 1:49PM
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Ski_Alot
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it's been three years since this thread was created, i hope you got your lighter back
May 9 2012 2:02PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
i can't believe that this guy didn't get absolutely ripped apart. he was obviously like a 13 year old with a poor grasp of the english language, who did something stupid, but he still got solid advice. maybe ns is getting meaner.
May 9 2012 2:29PM
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SteezyasPie
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maybe, but he owns the house
May 9 2012 5:31PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
getting high from the nature and fresh air man
May 9 2012 5:41PM
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crazysincethe80s
Posts: 257 - Karma: 20
Dope man
May 9 2012 5:45PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
you have a full keyboard. use it.
May 9 2012 5:49PM
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theabortionator
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hardcore brah
May 9 2012 5:50PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
let them watch you pee in the cup so they know you didn't mess with it.  Unless you have stagefright, which sucks.  Out of curiosity what kind of zippo was it?
May 9 2012 6:19PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
lol
May 9 2012 6:41PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
I don't see why your parents would even care that you have a zippo, there's plenty of non-smoking uses for a lighter.
May 9 2012 7:00PM
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black
Posts: 208 - Karma: 250
possibly the gayest thing I've ever read on NS
May 9 2012 7:10PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
"parents took your zippo?

I'm too old for this site now..
May 9 2012 7:19PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
You almost started a fire in your fucking house. No way in hell I would give you your lighter back if I was your parents, straight edge or not. Lighters are simple, click, point. If you can't handle that then I don't even know what to say.
May 9 2012 7:20PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
didn't read any comments on this thread so if nobody has said it yet, this thread is real dumb.
May 9 2012 7:25PM
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the.nile
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Oil change?
May 9 2012 8:07PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
dude... your like.... edge right?
































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May 9 2012 8:11PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
Straight edge. lolololololololololololol
May 9 2012 8:11PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
........so you're 12?

May 9 2012 8:25PM
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theabortionator
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What's funniest about this thread, people don't seem to realize that op is older than most of the people posting in this thread since it's been bumped.


People calling op out for being 12, when he's older than some of them. I just find that amusing.
May 9 2012 8:33PM
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