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whoever said duct tape is overrated

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gsqueen
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is stupid cause i just fixed my computor with it and yeah it is good for so many things yup




Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

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Oct 19 2003 10:48PM
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FalseTile
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I beleive ductapeboy said that


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Oct 19 2003 10:48PM
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NomenClature
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i dont care where you live or who you are, you are a hick if you even tried to fix (let alone fixed) your computor with duct tape.
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Oct 19 2003 10:49PM
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Swirly999
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I saw this books on 1000 things to do with duct tape it was awsome.



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Oct 19 2003 10:51PM
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Drail
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if you can't duct it, fuck it.

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Oct 19 2003 10:53PM
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gsqueen
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hmm maybe i am a hick but im cheap and have no money to actually fix it and duct tape is the pooo so take a big whiff




Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

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Oct 19 2003 10:54PM
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freeze_pooter
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hahahahahaha yeah.... i love duct tape

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Oct 19 2003 11:00PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
duct tape is currently holding part of my car together
not a major part, just a bit of one o the plates

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Oct 19 2003 11:01PM
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freeze_pooter
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my principal took away my duct tape for taping peoples lockers shut, but i missioned impossibled into his room and took it back

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Oct 19 2003 11:14PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i also love ductapeboy....i mean....ductape. it is good for everything. yep.


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Oct 20 2003 11:36AM
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HandiBoard
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I made a backpack for my skateboard out of duct tape it was the pimp shit I'll try and post a pic
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Oct 20 2003 1:48PM
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shibby
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ductape bike gloves ar aewsome.
Oct 20 2003 4:38PM
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sacha
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ducttape can fix anything so its awesome. Red Green style...


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Oct 20 2003 4:45PM
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joe_cool_ski
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duck tape was the number one invention of all time in some poll online it beat out electricity go figure
Oct 20 2003 5:58PM
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What
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well electricity isnt an invention. it just is

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Oct 20 2003 7:31PM
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JFerg
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i met red green. he has a viper with duct tape racing stripes on it. super pimp. and duct tape does kill it. i love that shit.
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Oct 20 2003 7:34PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i was bored at a ski camp back in the day and made myself a jacket... and then some pants the next year... theyre quite slick if you fall skiing in them... so now i have suit, its 'ill' if you will.
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Oct 20 2003 7:38PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
seriously duct tape is the shit....my mom used it on her old car for lots of shit, it was funny...and as someone said, 'If you can't duct it, fuck it.'

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 20 2003 7:43PM
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gsqueen
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dude yeah thats way sick i got my mom using duct tape too she used it in her car and its kinda holdin the refridgerator together riught now




Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out
love and peace
Oct 20 2003 8:05PM
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gsqueen
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dude yeah thats way sick i got my mom using duct tape too she used it in her car and its kinda holdin the refridgerator together riught now




Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out
love and peace
Oct 20 2003 8:05PM
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teresak2
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^^dude my wallet is the shit. i've lost it in the snow several times, and it always finds its way back to me, unharmed and as durable as ever.

mouse, and that attempt of larue's and mine at showdown to make a duct take swim suit was a good one. too bad it never worked.


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Oct 20 2003 8:17PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
yeh so many ppl. make shit out of duct tape.....wallets, Full Suits, backpacks, and any contraption by Red Green counts....haha yeh ppl. made fun of my mom's car alot, the duct tape didn't help

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Oct 20 2003 8:21PM
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Bangor
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haha, if i ever manage to get a shitty car, it's getting ducktape racing stripes.
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Oct 20 2003 8:27PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
all i gotta say is THE RED GREEN SHOW
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Oct 20 2003 8:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i gots the duct tape wallet too... and my phone learned a lesson from it... cause it fell out of my pocket on the mounatin in february... and by the last day of the year in april someone had found it and it still worked and everything.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 20 2003 8:34PM
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wolfmansbro
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what does your phone have to do with duct tape?
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Oct 20 2003 8:37PM
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rsd
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someone at my brothers high school came to school wearing only duct tape and underwear
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Oct 20 2003 10:16PM
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petek
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i used duct tape as a condom once...


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Oct 20 2003 10:18PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahahaha Pete.... Only you babe.

Teresa... My friends and I successfully made a duct tape bikini. It was good times.


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Oct 20 2003 10:51PM
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RudyGarmisch
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ouch, that must have been painfull to remove unless you waxed... anyways:

DUCT TAPE FOREVER!

totally red greening it, that shows on now, so i gotta go get my Duct tape fix.
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Oct 21 2003 12:06AM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
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my friend made pants, belt (with killer buckle), tie beanie, shoes, and vest completely out of solid duct tape...it was swell, I took the tie, vest and beanie with me to camp last summer. the best was my friends body kit and spoiler for his car that we fabricated completely out of duct tape and cardboard..that was tight



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Oct 21 2003 12:10AM
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404404
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my skis have duct tape on them




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Oct 21 2003 1:06PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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No... It didn't hurt. We didn't stick the ducttape on our bodies. We made one that you could take on and off.


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Oct 21 2003 1:10PM
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gsqueen
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yeah sarah we did that in the van on a trip once they were sweet some girls wore them skiing




Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out
love and peace
Oct 21 2003 1:45PM
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schlonginator
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i gotta pair of duct tape sandals



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Oct 21 2003 6:12PM
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Vtsnowski
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I saw a kid at a skatepark one with duck tape all over the bottom on his board and he kept trying to slide on it. it was funny




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Oct 21 2003 6:49PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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haha, andy mahres cousin alex, at JOs one year back in the day, made some skis out of cardboard and duct tape, i guess he tried to drop into the half pipe on em. ha.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 21 2003 6:52PM
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teresak2
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^ did he win jos last year or sumthin?


Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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Oct 21 2003 7:46PM
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daddy-o
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duct tape is fuggin neato
Oct 21 2003 10:27PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i believe he won the DH and then blew his knee in the GS. i dont know about the GS cause i was concussed that day and they wouldnt let me race.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 21 2003 10:32PM
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mikee
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I think I might cover the topsheet of my skis with ducttape...good idea?

-Michael Lifshitz-
Oct 21 2003 11:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i think its been done... did your salomon sponsor dump you too?... or maybe that was just pain, shit i forget.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 22 2003 12:34AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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^*paint*
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 22 2003 12:36AM
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