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Shitting my guts out

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J-mo44
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I am in a state of pain. i just ate some falafel and now feel like im shitting out my intestine.

It really hurts and the feeling of needing to shit wont go away


Advice and help would be good
Jul 6 2008 10:47PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
get away from the computer and onto the toilet
Jul 6 2008 10:49PM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
I AM ON THE TOILET WITH THE LAPTOP ON A STOOL IN FRONT OF ME

im like on the verge of tears it hurts so bad
Jul 6 2008 10:50PM
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GoonSkwad
Posts: 186 - Karma: 24
Pink does more than you think.
Jul 6 2008 10:52PM
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J-mo44
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but im home alone and cant leave the toilet for fear of shitting all over my house

i guess im just screwed
Jul 6 2008 10:54PM
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2+2=5
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get a home enema kit, pour some coffee in the little bag, shoot it up the anal cavity. then watch yourself explode.
Jul 6 2008 10:55PM
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JSskier
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that really sucks. what'd you put on your falaffle or how old was it because im not exactly sure if that it is possible otherwise to get food poisoning from falaffle. i make it all the time and it's just oil, that chickpea flour stuff and water. . .
Jul 6 2008 10:56PM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
no thanks!

but its kinda starting to get better

it looks like cat shit!

and i can see something purple wanting to come out my ass, possibly the inside of me... im scared now
Jul 6 2008 10:57PM
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dave44
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remedy is easy... use your hands!!
Jul 6 2008 11:05PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
dont blow out your O ring
Jul 6 2008 11:08PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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pics or it didn't happen
Jul 6 2008 11:09PM
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J-mo44
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id would have taken pictures but i like sucked in my butt muscles and just like started walking around so now i just feel queezy but not like im gonna shit everywhere
Jul 6 2008 11:11PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,774
well since you just ate the fafael i doubt that is the problem.

i think its time for some laxative
Jul 6 2008 11:11PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
surprise buttsecksed?
Jul 6 2008 11:19PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
maybe youre pregnant?

Jul 6 2008 11:30PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
i no what your talkin about, i almost missed the a dna rail jam cuz i had such a fucked stomach
Jul 6 2008 11:43PM
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Malcolm
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i believe him
Jul 6 2008 11:57PM
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SWA666ER
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what is falafal or whatever?
Jul 7 2008 12:11AM
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Celone
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seriously wtf is falafal
Jul 7 2008 12:15AM
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J-mo44
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ahaha go get learn-ed!


Jul 7 2008 12:28AM
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SWA666ER
Posts: 684 - Karma: 30
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falafel
im thinking this is it
Jul 7 2008 12:28AM
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Malcolm
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if i had to guess id say an american taco or something
Jul 7 2008 12:29AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
i didnt even read the thread but...

once i drank a whole gallon of orange juice in about 2 hours. about 12 hours later i was on the toilet for every minute i was drinking it, it was coming out my ass.
Jul 7 2008 12:33AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
that purple shit comin out your ass sounds downright nasty. if ur still fucked in 10 hours i would call a doctor
Jul 7 2008 1:19AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
yea it sounds fucking dirty. wat r u using a mirror or something?
Jul 7 2008 1:40AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 66
Relax and take it Easy... make sure you don't get the pink sock though.

seriously though if it keeps up get yourself to a doctor, you may have food poisoning.
Jul 7 2008 7:43AM
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GatoGordo
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I once ate some fried oysters for dinner, and starting at around 2:00 am, i woke up, took a huge dump, and went back to sleep. In another hour, I did the same thing, but this time my stomach was killing me, and I was sweating like crazy. When I realized that I couldn't poop anymore, I tried to go to sleep, and ignore the stomach ache. When I was lying in bed, I was sweating, so I took off my blanket, but then in 5 minutes, I was shivering, so i put on my blanket to try to stay warm. For the next three hours, I was constantly going through a cycle of being freezing, and sweating.
Basically, this is probably going to happen to you, and i really sucks. I lost almost 10 pounds in poop and sweat that morning.
Jul 7 2008 9:51AM
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KarmaSkiier
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has anyone ever taken a shit so big that the next time you open your closet door your horizon of wardrobe opens up
Jul 7 2008 1:48PM
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smuggs
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foood poisioning.

if you are lucky you will be rediculously cold and sweating at the same time.
Jul 7 2008 2:16PM
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dandougherty
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ha why the fuck would he take pics of him shitting
Jul 7 2008 2:25PM
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-Mugatu
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how would you see the purple think coming out of your ass? did you spread your cheeks in front of a mirror or something?
Jul 7 2008 6:10PM
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