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Help my friend cure his hangover -_-_-_-_-!

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My friend is in my bedroom, facedown in a bucket puking behind me as I write this...we know nothing of how to cure hangovers (he never drinks and I never get them).

Any suggestions? We already tried water but that just seemed to make it worse. And he says slept 11 hours last night too.

This is what happens when a stupid 17 year-old drinks 17 glasses of cheap champagne.
Jul 6 2008 4:59AM
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dave44
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is he hungover or really drunk? hungover at 2am sounds weird

eat. try bananas, they do it for me
Jul 6 2008 5:03AM
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dave44
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if they exist in AK
Jul 6 2008 5:03AM
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Well the wedding ceremony started at 5:00, started by downing a heavily spiked cup of punch, than drank all that champagne like an idiot, all by 8:00, which is when he stopped drinking. From 8:00 until now, have been interesting to say the least...
Jul 6 2008 5:08AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Pedialite. Serious.
Jul 6 2008 5:09AM
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WIfreeskier
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smoke some herb.  best hangover cure out there, hands-down.
Jul 6 2008 5:10AM
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RudyGarmisch
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If he's puking tho, he's probably just going to feel shitty for a while; puking, no matter the circumstance, just screws the fuck outta your throat and diaphragm.
Jul 6 2008 5:10AM
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dave44
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he's gonna have one helluva bad morning.

water, or gatorade. and bananas and bread. start with the liquids first.
Jul 6 2008 5:11AM
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dave44
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yea but often you feel so much better after puking.

Jul 6 2008 5:15AM
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-justice-
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this is my magic cure:
2 advil
half a bottle of gatorade

or just get something greasy in him tomorrow morning.  sounds absolutely wrong but the grease will coat his stomach and will get rid of the nauseas .
Jul 6 2008 5:16AM
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anthony_B
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The best cure for a hangover is another beer...

But... I don't think your buddy is hung-over yet, he's just piss drunk. Don't give him to much water, he'll just throw that shit right back up. Pedialite does work, but who the fuck has that lying around the house. Let him finish his puking, give him some salty foods (pretzels work) and throw his ass in bed.

Have a cold beer ready for him in the morning...
Jul 6 2008 6:22AM
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1990
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If he is able to stand up and walk, you should get him in the shower for like half an hour. Best thing to do when you are hung over.
Jul 6 2008 8:07AM
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KRASHED
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If I have a hangover I drink a bunch of gatorade and then I sit in a tub and fall asleep. Note that it's probably not a good idea to try that if your buddy is still drunk because he may pass out.
Jul 6 2008 8:58AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I've heard Pedialyte works wonders. He needs to rehydrate himself, so this would be key.
Jul 6 2008 9:33AM
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beer.
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just cured mine.

drink water, eat a banana, go back to sleep. wake up, drink more water, drink coffee, eat another nanner
Jul 6 2008 10:29AM
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Dumont92
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flush it all out with water even if hes still getting sick
Jul 6 2008 10:37AM
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shortdawg
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  • A bed
  • Peace and quiet
  • A shower
  • Water
  • Juice
  • Gatorade or Powerade
  • Pickle juice
  • Bloody Mary
And make sure he doesnt drink anything with caffeine i.e. coffee. Go to this site for specifics.

http://cocktails.about.com/od/healthsafety/ht/hngovr_rmdy.htm
Jul 6 2008 10:54AM
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laurence^
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ya but once i puked when i had like nothing in me so it felt like there was something stuck in my throat for a while after because it was only acidic substances coming out of me. i burnt my throat...it was bad
Jul 6 2008 10:58AM
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i.ski.troll.
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fuck that
Jul 6 2008 10:59AM
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natedogg789435
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tylenol
Jul 6 2008 11:01AM
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Alkyy
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Word, dry heaving sucks
Jul 6 2008 11:10AM
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papasteeze
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seriously..  there is nothing except Hair of the dog ......  I do not reccomend, but it might make him feel a wee bit better.



This is what happens when a stupid 17 year-old drinks 17 glasses of cheap champagne.

Jul 6 2008 11:15AM
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blindside
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there is no cure. Eat a lot so you can swallow about 4 ibuprofens without burning a hole in your stomach and then stop being a pussy and suck it up.
Jul 6 2008 11:20AM
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anthony_B
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BEER is the cure

Papasteeze your absolutely right. These kids won't learn until the have prayed to the porcelain gods a few times. I have had my fair share of those nights, as well as I am sure you have had in the past.
Jul 6 2008 11:24AM
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chapz
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personally, i wake up super early, take 2 advils, then go back to sleep. my breakfast is either mcdonalds since it has some sort of anti puke agent, or a lot of bread and water. bread can sometimes help absorb some alcohol in your stomach that your liver hasnt touched yet, leading to a shorter drunk/better hangover.
Jul 6 2008 12:09PM
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VT_FLO
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eat bread, it soaks up the shit in his stomach
Jul 6 2008 12:12PM
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C.R.420
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Take a shower, eat something, take 3 advil with gatorade or iced tea, then smoke a bowl of some fine herb.
Hangover cured.
Jul 6 2008 12:58PM
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anthony_B
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My answer is still a nice cold beer in the morning
Jul 6 2008 1:01PM
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Franny
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Slap to the balls would get your mind off your head.
Jul 6 2008 1:06PM
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Celone
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double wheatgrass shot
Jul 6 2008 1:09PM
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[~_~]
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I have definitely seen him drink more beer/liquor/malt liquor in one night...its just the sweet shit that gets to him I guess. He has never puked from drinking before and neither have I so I don't know...

I heard potassium is a bluff and so I told him to stick to sleep, water, and endorphins (at which point I left the room quickly).
Jul 6 2008 3:42PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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if he's still puking his brains out give him some milk.  i know it sounds gross but milk is one of the best things to puke up.  it kills the acidity so it does wonders for saving your throat.  plus it still tastes somewhat like milk (much better than stomach juice).

once he stops puking feed him vicodin.  best hangover cure ever.  immediately followed by a beer, or screwdriver, jack n coke, whatever he likes to drink.  like previously mentioned - hair of the dog...
Jul 6 2008 3:58PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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saline IV
Jul 6 2008 4:01PM
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C_Nelson
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smoke some weed,, shit works
Jul 6 2008 4:21PM
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proZach
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if you keep drinking the next day, you'll feel better. the past 5 mornings i've woken up feeling like shit, but every night after like 1 or 2 beers, i'll be ready to down another 10.

in the morning, i'd just take a shower, shit, brush my teeth, grab a bottle of water and just chill for a few hours. find some good tastey food and relax for a long time. realistically, time is going to play the largest role and eventually he'll feel good to go
Jul 6 2008 4:25PM
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MiniMeDanny
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blaze a bowl.
Jul 6 2008 4:40PM
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japie99
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Lots  of Gaterorade or that kind of stuff--> you lose more water then you drink with alcohol thats why you have the headache. Also by pieing and sweating you lose a lot of vital minerals. Thats why its better to drink getorade then water. Drink like 2 -3 liters. Serious thats the amount that you lose when you drink.

If you can eat something make an egg with bacon with lots of mayonaise or a fat sauce. Fat does something chemical with the alcohol which gives you a more pleasant feeling.


Jul 6 2008 4:46PM
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caylorswift
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- water
- gatorade
- mcdonalds
- advil
- weed.
- rest

those are my ingredients for curing my hangovers. they seem to work pretty well for me, i suggest you give them a try.
Jul 6 2008 4:54PM
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richards
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like everyone else said

chronic + gatorade
Jul 6 2008 5:00PM
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