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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
youre looking for a job
and you smoked weed
and the job you go to does drug tests
and you test positve

does the job call the police, or your parents, or just not hire you.
what happens.

ps. how can i get clean fast?
Jul 2 2008 12:07AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
they just dont hire you, they're not going to tell your parents, employment drug tests are confidential.

as for getting clean fast, searchbar there are a lot of good threads on it..but if your test is tomorrow or the next day youre pretty fucked.

relax about the parent thing though
Jul 2 2008 12:08AM
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SHastatahoe
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it really depends on how much you smoke.  They usually don't care too much about weed, and are more interesting in hard drugs, blizzle, meth, stuff like that.  There is some THC percentage that is acceptable, its like under 75 or something.  As long as your not blazing fat every day you should be alright.  This is for minimum wage type jobs, with not a lot of responisbility.  If it is for operating equiptment, like driving, or driving a tractor or something, or government work, you will have to be pretty clean.  But I don't think jamba juice is too worried about their employees balzing once a week.
Jul 2 2008 12:12AM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
well the place i want to get hired doesnt do tests. i was just wondering.
but the thing im worried is my future. i smoked last night for the first time in a really long time.
probably like maybe 2 joints, not even that much. and i did do the search bar and alot of people say cranberry juice and water. so i will most like be drinking that for a bit. but if i do that how long will it take to get out of my system?
Jul 2 2008 12:13AM
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Alex_thedroog
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come one randy...this is common knowledge around here

it is about 2 weeks, probably way less for you though, especially if you drink fuck loads of water and dilute your pee
Jul 2 2008 12:15AM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
yeah i smoked maybe 2 joints last night. and it was the first time in like months. so...
Jul 2 2008 12:15AM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
you should have been at that Snoop Dogg and 311 concert last night:)
Jul 2 2008 12:16AM
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Alex_thedroog
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fuck dude, I wanted to go soo bad

but I just got back in town and had no idea it was that soon. I thought it was in a month or something. haha
Jul 2 2008 12:17AM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
it was so sick. Snoop killed it. he came out on stage in like a one peice bandana print thingy. it was so so sick.
Jul 2 2008 12:22AM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
did you have your gin and juice?
Jul 2 2008 12:24AM
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invader7
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ok boys this is were you take it to pms
Jul 2 2008 12:25AM
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Alex_thedroog
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I believe its his thread

he can do what he wants
Jul 2 2008 12:29AM
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woogity
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haha no. but funny story

i added an old friend on facebook that i knew 2 years ago and i saw her there at the concert.
she gave me her beer bracelet and i could go buy a beer for 8 dollars.
Jul 2 2008 12:32AM
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drewishish
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use pm;s and you barley smoked anything, i bet its out in three or four days with out cranberry juice or anything... it really doesnt stay in your system long. the lady i took a piss test from it stays in your system for like three days if you barely smoke.
Jul 2 2008 5:46AM
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DJBlum89
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i'm having such a hard time getting a job because of drugs test. this blows!!!
Jul 2 2008 6:07AM
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woogity
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word man word.
i hope shes right.
Jul 2 2008 2:02PM
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gordie.
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HOLY CRAP. i swear there's a drug test thread like every friggin day now. we just make a new forum, just for drug tests
Jul 2 2008 2:09PM
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woogity
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oh my yod! im so sorry. please cry me a river. i didnt ask you to click on this thread. honestly i feel so bad now....not.
Jul 3 2008 11:13AM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45
drink like 12-14 glasses of watter (tall glasses)
mix it up with cranberry juice

you can also buy cranberry pills from healthfood stores.

also, try not blazing two days before your interview next time lol
Jul 3 2008 11:17AM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
ok, here's what you do.

Take a small bottle of contact solution and replace it with bleach.
Put it in your pocket, then drop a few (one or two) drops into your pee.
The chlorine in the bleach will make your test negative for thc.

this method is tried and true.  you can also put the bottle in your waistband.  good luck
Jul 3 2008 11:45AM
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Dumont92
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theres a pill u can take that will flush everything out of ur system within like a day but it makes ur skin a little red and dry so i would only use something like that in an emergency
Jul 3 2008 11:58AM
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Manlenium
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You cant get in trouble for ingested drugs. Only possesion. If you test positive for drugs they wont hire you.

The best way to get clean is to be clean. There is no purge method....
Jul 3 2008 6:59PM
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steve.o
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go to a head shop they have all kinds of detox shit
Jul 3 2008 7:05PM
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doublexl
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not really. if a company tests you, it usually means they have a zero tolerance policy. places like mcdonalds and stuff usually wont hire you if you test positive. the only companies that really overlook that stuff is smaller local companies.
Jul 3 2008 7:49PM
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