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HELL BENTZ A SNOWMOBILE OR A MINI VAN?

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dlite!
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MY mom just won the lotto and said that i could have 5 gs and i was wondering if i should get this or a pogo stick
Jul 1 2008 1:05PM
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smuggs
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put it in a high yeild savings account
Jul 1 2008 1:08PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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spend it on craigslist hookers and have yourself a rodeo.
Jul 1 2008 1:09PM
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Switchin_Dirty
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make an investment.

Jul 1 2008 1:12PM
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reverendwrong
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id buy hellbents.....and a saga suit......and poles.....no wait fuck poles....new oakleys......and boots....hell with 5 grand u can get a whole new setup.....put the rest in an emergency ski fund....just incase your hellbents go to hell on ya
Jul 1 2008 1:18PM
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Karcher
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damn spend it on like 8 pairs of hellbents
Jul 1 2008 1:58PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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pics or it didnt happen.
Jul 1 2008 2:06PM
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i.ski.troll.
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but change the oakleys to spy soldiers dopest goggles out there
Jul 1 2008 2:07PM
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TheButterHashira
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And put them under a mini van.
Jul 1 2008 2:08PM
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rusteezee
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only good idea in here
Jul 1 2008 2:38PM
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TBarnes
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of the 3 i would def. get a snowmobile
Jul 1 2008 2:42PM
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sirskizalot
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if your serious you are sooooo lucky man.
Jul 1 2008 2:55PM
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artfullydodged
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wow 5g's!! just buy all of k2
Jul 1 2008 2:57PM
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Alex_G
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bents+snowmobile.
Jul 1 2008 3:01PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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why is 'mini van' even an option??
put it into a mutual fund, the market is down so this is the perfect time.
Jul 1 2008 3:02PM
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real-deal
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Buy a snowmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 1 2008 3:02PM
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Capurnicus
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where do you live? bents and a sled could be the best investment of your life if you live westward somewhere. get some shovels too, and buy your budies some fatty skis also so they can all come rip and build with you.
Jul 1 2008 3:11PM
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VTtreeskier
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Id say put a lil of it towards a new hellbent setup and save the rest, that way u get a new toy but still feel responsible, and thats fucking sick with the lotto congrats man
Jul 1 2008 3:15PM
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charmander
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what id do
Jul 1 2008 3:18PM
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dorikin
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negative. High yield savings accounts practically don't even exist. Economy sucks right now. You are better off investing in mutual funds or stocks. Better yet, invest it into your IRA. You do have an IRA right? If you don't have a job forget about it though, you can't invest more than you make.

Don't spend your windfall money on shit. Work for shit.

Jul 1 2008 3:32PM
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Malcolm
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u should buy a shit load of candy
Jul 1 2008 3:34PM
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chickenwang
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sleds are really expensive, and even more expensive to run, especially with the fuel prices nowadays. 5 g's isnt gunna cut it
Jul 1 2008 4:01PM
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dave44
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And retire a billionaire. Do it

Alias?
Jul 1 2008 4:02PM
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dorikin
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Alias?

Just one guy trying to help another guy diversify his portfolio.
Jul 1 2008 4:17PM
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shortdawg
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You wont get much out of a snowmobile with 5 Grand, considering gas prices. Buy yourself a new pair of skis and some outerwear.

If you live on the west coast then a snowmobile could actually benefit you, then again you wouldn't have much left if you bought a sled and probaly end up feeling guilty and pissed. Buy what you need and invest the rest.
Jul 1 2008 4:25PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
2 hookers, 1 ounce of coke, 1 handle of jameson = dliteful
Jul 1 2008 4:32PM
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pbandj
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hahaha yesss!
Jul 1 2008 4:46PM
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Barf.
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Keep in mind a snowmobile also requires

1. Truck and/or trailer.
2. Gas
3. Permits
4. Correct me if I'm wrong: insurance?

Jul 1 2008 4:59PM
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goneforever
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Mutual funds are a good idea.
Jul 1 2008 5:09PM
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XtRemE11
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haha, all these people saying be responsible and invest?? fuck that, have fun with it, buy a snowmobile for 2 grand, a sick setup for 1 grand, and save the rest for your snowmobile when you need to get it fixed and shit.
Jul 1 2008 5:24PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
a snowmachine is more expensive then you think my friend. what does he do after he buys it? gas is ridiculous. you have to fill up TWICE every time. your truck and snowmobile. it gets expensive quick.

I suggest buying a snowmobile only if you have the money to back it up. by the time you get set up to go, you'll either wreck it and need expensive parts or run out of gas money to keep it running.

make sure you think about your options carefully my friend. there are much better ways to USE MONEY AS A TOOL then just blow it.
Jul 1 2008 5:38PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
and fuck the mini van altogether. what the fuck is wrong with you? your not a soccer mom or lame ass mormon dad with 6 kids.
Jul 1 2008 5:40PM
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j.bird
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davis you bitch ass nig your mom didn't win shit.

But this is a pretty clownin post. some kids take shit wayyyy to seriously.

Jul 1 2008 5:55PM
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jKutcher
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hahaha best idea yet!
Jul 1 2008 6:07PM
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XtRemE11
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mini vans can be sooo sick if you get like a euro van or something.
Jul 1 2008 6:58PM
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XtRemE11
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im just basing it off my friend, he bought a sled for 2 grand, its not amazing or anything, but we have used it in pretty damn deep snow with no problems. he hasnt had any big problems, most everything you can fix by yourself.
but how much does it cost to fill up a sled? it cant be that bad, and its got to get great gas mileage. and if you can afford gas to drive to a ski area, its usually the same amount of gas to get to a good bc area. plus a little for the sled and thats it.
obviously a sled is gonna cost a little extra. but if you can afford to ski, you can most likely afford a sled.
Jul 1 2008 7:01PM
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GatoGordo
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I will sell you my hellbents for 5000.
Jul 1 2008 7:39PM
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LuchoR
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agreed

Jul 1 2008 7:50PM
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dlite!
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i decided to buy a jet ski. and i also bought a wii fit
Jul 1 2008 8:12PM
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acc
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should've gone with the hookers and coke
Jul 1 2008 8:19PM
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pbandj
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fo sho, i mean a mid-rate hooker is only 50 bucks an hour, i mean that's cheaper than a girlfriend, shitttt.
Jul 2 2008 2:36AM
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WILCOX
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 108
just buy some crack
Jul 2 2008 2:37AM
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RustyTrombone
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you should buy enough hookers to fill up your mini van then buy an hd camera to film it all
Jul 2 2008 3:06AM
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pjbauer
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either that or invest that shit
Jul 2 2008 3:25AM
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fsscott
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400 CHICKEN FAJITAS
Jul 2 2008 3:27AM
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Holte
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Take one really long collect call from somebody in Russia.
Jul 2 2008 3:28AM
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TheMoostafian
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should have got a sled and some bents


but what kinda jetski did you get
Jul 2 2008 3:30AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
fux wit da staawk marquet!!


or buy an army of didgeridoos, fifty thousand didgeridoos!!


seriously get hellbents.
Jul 2 2008 12:07PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
or a machete, buy a machete
Jul 2 2008 12:09PM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568
ICE CREAM!!!!!! then if you have any left just save it. youll eventually have something you want enough that you dont feel like you need to ask NS.
Jul 3 2008 12:31AM
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joeydude
Posts: 150 - Karma: 48
weed

lots n lots of weed

mmmmmm weed













anyone got any weed?...wait fuckit your all americains i dont wanna pay 45$ for an 8th!






Jul 3 2008 1:01AM
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