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BiGaIr1440
Posts: 361 - Karma: 11
Anyone got any good ones? Mine all dont work any more
thanks
Apr 1 2002 5:58PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
If I was a chipmunk, and you were a bunny,...wait, or was it the other way around...forget it, Wanna screw?
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We'll be busting fucking airs until we get to heaven
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
Apr 2 2002 2:40AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
If yer skiing, put your goggles on and say...
'It's a damn good thing I have these goggles on, cause your way too beautiful to see with unshielded eyes.'
LineWeapon told me that one...
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Apr 2 2002 10:18AM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
i posted this earlier, but it went away
try
excuse me miss, but if you've lost your virginity can i have the box it came in?
or
if i were rubber and you were glue, would you let me pull down your pants and stick it in you?
those 2 are guaranteed to work
The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
Apr 2 2002 11:16AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
adam, you stole those from brian...lazy bastard. go get your own.
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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.
- Mr. Brian Class




Apr 2 2002 11:49AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
and metty is a dairy queen....
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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.
- Mr. Brian Class




Apr 2 2002 11:53AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
If you for something like to pass the salt. a while later you can say:

'remember that time you passed the salt. yeah thanks.... now grab your ankles bitch.'

'What the hell are those Snowboarders doing sitting in the park? Passing the bong around?'
Apr 2 2002 11:55AM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 2 2002 4:05PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
hey the original post said they were from brian...gimme a break i crashed and was too tired to say they were his...sorry
those pick up lines came from the horniest 12 year old in the world who watches way too much porno...brian class
The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
Apr 2 2002 4:22PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
www.linesthataregood.com


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Apr 2 2002 5:05PM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
how bout this~
did you know that under all these clothes we're both completely naked?



'this is so f**king not killer!'~ some snowboarder who landed on his head, as
heard from the chairlift.
Apr 2 2002 8:25PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
I posted these earlier but they dissapeared...

Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?



guy - I have a magic watch that tells me you are not wearing a bra or panties
girl - Well I guess your watch is wrong because I am.
guy - Oh sorry, my watch must be an hour fast.

|D|u|n|c|a|n|


-'I touched Kristy Boner's who who's'
-'Shibby!'

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'
-Boyd Easley
Apr 2 2002 8:32PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Lick your finger, run it across his/her shirt and say 'Lets get you out of those wet clothes'
~ Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire ~
* Matty is a Dairy Queen *
Apr 2 2002 8:39PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
haha! i like that one.....
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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.
- Mr. Brian Class




Apr 4 2002 10:13AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
That's not my ski pole.
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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
Apr 4 2002 12:25PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAHA! Rebs! HAHA! Sooo subtle... yet soooooooooo blunt. HAHA! I LOVE IT!
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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Apr 4 2002 6:37PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
nice shoes wanna fuck?

Take It All
Apr 5 2002 11:08AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
hahahahahaha....

proly the best of 'em all. I mean if one is gonna work, that's gotta be it.
-Gabe Lumintn

What this week's anagram?
Apr 5 2002 4:26PM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
how about.. have u ever had your ass hole licked bye a fat man in a trench coat??
I failed my gr7 LA-spelling class, so I don't give a F*ck if I spelt some thing wrong.
Apr 5 2002 8:40PM
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yellowsnow4u
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HAHHAHAHA rebs that was gold! lol....I used seomthign like that once...it was so funny...adn....uhh drunk...lol :)
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Apr 6 2002 5:41AM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
if I told you that you had an incredible body, would you hold it againt me?



'ooooo thats what I like'
'what? you like to suck beer bottles'- hot striper to my buddy after she pulled his bottle out of her mouth.
Apr 7 2002 2:19PM
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snowboy56
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
Look over at a girl in the room wave at her with one finger to call her over...when she gets to you say 'I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my entire hand'
Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
Apr 7 2002 5:08PM
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shawk11332
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
hahahaha.......that's some funny shit. one of my friends used 'suck me beautiful' from american pie and it actually worked.
Apr 8 2002 1:44PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
HAHAHAHA really thats insane



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 8 2002 4:47PM
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misty-chick16t
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
your body is made up of roughly 70% water...


I'M THIRSTY!!



~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~
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I love Stevie! :D
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aim name: BlinkBabe182x6
Apr 8 2002 9:18PM
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